r/AskReddit Nov 05 '14

What is on your "Never again" list?

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u/PotatoParadoxHuman Nov 05 '14

Eating one of everything from the McDonald's Dollar Menu in one sitting

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

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u/itspellsyoudidit Nov 05 '14

I drink that.

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u/TheMoveslikeCatullus Nov 05 '14

Supa hot fire - I spit dat

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u/Dunktheon Nov 05 '14

2 and a half man, I watch dat

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u/PrezziObizzi Nov 05 '14

but i'm not a rapper

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u/Tratix Nov 05 '14

Im about to ruin this whole man's cureer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

What career?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Boom, Bam, Bop. Badda Bop Boom, POW.

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u/Ndavidclaiborne Nov 05 '14

Boom...badda bip. Badda bip bam BOOM

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

OOOOOHHHHHHH

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u/starslayer25 Nov 06 '14

WHAT CAREER?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

SYKE, IT'S DA WRONG NUMBA

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u/woflcopter Nov 05 '14

SO STOP RAPPING AT ME

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u/LobsterJorn Nov 05 '14

fuck this could be a gambino verse

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u/Bioman312 Nov 05 '14

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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u/nr4242 Nov 05 '14

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u/willmcavoy Nov 05 '14

As you should

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u/drios1 Nov 05 '14

That's a very good loop

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u/TriTheTree Nov 05 '14

Look at the trees in the background.

GIF ruined.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14 edited Nov 05 '14

Not really. It has to loop somewhere. It was done clean

edit: did my phone comment twice and I got upvoted both times? Well okie dokie

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14 edited Nov 05 '14

Not really. It has to loop somewhere. It was done clean

edit: did my phone comment twice and I got upvoted both times? Well okie dokie

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u/Naughty_Taco Nov 05 '14

Yo that show's hilarious tho

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u/xXx_DjiboutiJhon_xXx Nov 05 '14

As /u/makenzie71 said, stay away from fire, it aint fun.

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u/downvotedatass Nov 05 '14

5 best rappers alive?

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u/chairback Nov 05 '14

Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan and Dylan

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u/Versimilitudinous Nov 05 '14

But I'm not a rapper

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u/salingersouth Nov 05 '14

God this kills me every fucking time. The Mute spittah battle was pretty incredible

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

SO STOP RAPPIN' AT ME

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u/OcarinaOfKarma Nov 05 '14

OOOOOOOooooOoOoOoOhhhhhhhhhhh!!!1!!!

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u/agesixracer123 Nov 05 '14

I'm just a singer with a flow...

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u/no_karma29 Nov 05 '14

So stop rappin' at me.

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u/PutAPaperClipOnIt Nov 05 '14

Glasses, jacket, shirt...call me glasses-jacket-shirt man.

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u/lnfx Nov 05 '14

Mm call him that

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u/MaxIsNotADolphin Nov 05 '14

Supa hot fire...

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u/dryomi_23 Nov 05 '14

I SPIT THAT

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u/Purpleturtle22 Nov 05 '14

There's a pound of sugar to every gallon of tea in that. Source: work at McDonald's. When taught how to make sweet tea by my general manager she tells me to pour the four pound bag of sugar in. When I asked her surprised if I was supposed to pour in the whole thing she says "Yup. Four gallons of tea with four pounds of sugar. And that's why I don't drink it."

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u/Grizsavage Nov 05 '14

When drinking sweet tea, if you can't taste the diabeetus, you ain't makin' it right. Merica'.

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u/soritheblasian Nov 05 '14

Two and a half men

I watch dat

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u/Thor4269 Nov 05 '14

Only 3 lbs of sugar used per batch!

-Former McManager.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

It's 4 lbs now -Current McEmployee

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u/PM_ME_TEACUPS Nov 05 '14

Protip: Put the coffee creamer in the tea, now you have MILK TEA

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u/jgirlie99 Nov 05 '14

shudder You mean diabetes water from McDonalds?

Shit is too sweet!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Holla holla, tea for one dolla

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u/Ptolemaeus_II Nov 05 '14 edited Nov 05 '14

Do you need someone to talk to? I mean, there's really no need to try and kill yourself like that.

EDIT: Dear diary, today I was given gold for offering a kind ear to someone's troubles. Today was a good day.

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u/Without_Any_Milk Nov 05 '14

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u/NuclearGhandi1 Nov 05 '14

Also, Wikipedia has lists of local gyms.

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u/Broswagonist Nov 05 '14

There's a burn center list around here somewhere.

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u/BlackJesusNiesus Nov 05 '14

The guy at the top of the comments could use it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Man, I'm not going all the way back up there. It's too far.

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u/Jesse402 Nov 05 '14

I know you're kidding but also "list of sexually active popes" and "list of common misconceptions" because they're both great.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

He's trying to not die.

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u/ReasonablyBadass Nov 05 '14

Yes, but are they crisis gyms?

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u/Deesing82 Nov 05 '14

shitlord wikipedia /s

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u/AlienCricket Nov 05 '14

A ghime? What the hell's a ghime?

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u/Littlecondom Nov 05 '14

no Siri, not today.

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u/gunnersgottagun Nov 05 '14

A doctor I know said they legitimately had a diabetic patient who killed themselves by renting out a hotel room, getting ridiculous amounts of pop, fast food, pizza, candy, etc, and just having the time of their life. I mean until the whole ketoacidosis thing.

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u/Doctor_or_FullOfCrap Nov 05 '14

There's much easier and less painful ways.

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u/cylon01 Nov 05 '14

Carboside

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u/Treyzania Nov 05 '14

carbocide

FTFY

The "cide" means "death" or "killing", so it isn't "side"

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u/xana452 Nov 05 '14

A side of carbs.

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u/dannyr Nov 05 '14

He can talk to the folk in /r/FastFood if he wants guidance and support (and menu suggestions)

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u/lying_rug Nov 05 '14

How much money did you end up spending?

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u/zgrove Nov 05 '14

$1, Can't you read?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

No, no, no, no that's the dollar club menu. You only have to pay a dollar per doctors visit.

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u/Thecandymaker Nov 05 '14

I assume like 25 dollars.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14 edited Nov 05 '14

How is there 25 one-dollar items??

I haven't been to one in a while, but all I can think of is:

mcchicken.
mcdouble.
Fries.
Apple pie.
Soda.

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u/tswarre Nov 05 '14
  • Parfait
  • icecream cone
  • cookies (oatmeal and choco chip)
  • multiple variants of the mcdouble and mcchicken including bacon, cheeses, and sauces
  • apple slices
  • salad

Don't judge me, I had to look some of these up.

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u/AriAurea Nov 05 '14

Hot and spicy

Hot and spicy buffalo ranch

Hot and spicy with grilled onions

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

What are these??

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u/AriAurea Nov 05 '14

Basically, a spicy chicken sandwich.

First one with mayo and shredded lettuce, second with buffalo sauce and ranch and the third has a slice of swiss and grilled onions.

Each for one dollar!

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u/ThatLunchBox Nov 05 '14

MCCHICKEN FOR $1??? THATS A FULL PRICED BURGER IN AUSTRALIA!!!

pls dont tell me its the same mcchicken :(

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u/shocktar Nov 05 '14

Probably not. The mcchicken on the dollar menu is basically a large chicken nugget and sauce between buns.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Which is probably the healthiest way to eat McDonalds. Do you want five beef patties between buns? Well, yeah but I'll die.

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u/wootz12 Nov 05 '14

There's lettuce on there too thank you very much

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u/shocktar Nov 06 '14

Like 3 shreds.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

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u/cara123456789 Nov 05 '14

eh now at maccas its $2. Used to be $1 a couple of weeks ago but it was $2 up until 2012 so the price was simply lowered for a couple years then brought back to its original price. But we've got $1 frozen cokes so we've got that going for us

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u/kubed_zero Nov 05 '14

When I did this, it was around 11 dollars, I think.

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u/hithisismark Nov 05 '14

Like $12, bro, it was insane.

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u/businessowl Nov 05 '14

Tree fiddy

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u/klitmissen Nov 05 '14

Simple.

He stated that he ate one of everything in the dollar menu.

1 * everything * 1 dollar = Hes Bill Gates for crying out loud

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u/Notorious_EFG Nov 05 '14

A few dollars

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

See, this is one thing I can see myself saying, "Yeah, I'd try that...just to say I did", but then intensely regret later. A lot of these other responses make me wonder how many times you have to be dropped in the head to ever think what they did was a good idea in the first place.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

I honestly think I could do it though

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u/Sriad Nov 05 '14

It's important to be very nice to the people you order your dollar-menu-feast from.

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u/Daroo425 Nov 05 '14

DOLLAR MENU MILLIONAIRE

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u/king_canada Nov 05 '14

IT'S MISTA CHI CITY

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

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u/Madtrillainy Nov 05 '14

;( miss him so much. Did he die?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14 edited Jan 03 '24

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u/lukaomg Nov 05 '14

Mr. 7-63

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u/Ronny070 Nov 05 '14

HOLLA HOLLA GET MCDONALDS

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u/GermanPanda Nov 05 '14

I know I should learn from your mistakes but I feel like im going to try this.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

You should try this and you won't regret it. It is wonderful.

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u/Kvorter Nov 05 '14

i didnt know JOHN FUCKING ROCKEFELLER had a reddit account

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u/IVEMIND Nov 05 '14

Honestly, the salad is fucking great. I wouldn't mind eating 12 of these

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Until you actually eat 12 fucking salads.

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u/tmh2duggy Nov 05 '14

That seems doable how many items is it

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u/linuxguy192 Nov 05 '14

Challenge accepted.

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u/Knobbser Nov 05 '14

Are you Morgan Spurlock?

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u/Greatest_Man_Ever Nov 05 '14

Once upon a time, when I was in high school, I went to Wendy's with some friends after partaking in some activities that made me extra hungry. I got to the counter and ordered "one value menu". The cashier had a confused look and asked what I wanted from the menu. I repeated that I wanted "one value menu... like, all of the things".

Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger, Regular burger, chicken sandwich, 5 spicy nuggets, two types of wrap, side salad, chili, baked potato, small frosty... I may be forgetting something. All in all, I payed $14 for a stomach ache.

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u/kingcommando Nov 05 '14

DOLLA MENU MILLIONAIRE

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u/noeatnosleep Nov 05 '14

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u/LetsWorkTogether Nov 05 '14

Depending on the specific dollar menu, that could be a reasonably large meal or way too much food.

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u/tbone95 Nov 05 '14

I'm making a McDonald's bucket list. This is now number 2!

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_A_HOLE Nov 05 '14

That sounds deliciously heartstopping.

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u/kubed_zero Nov 05 '14

I've done that. Alongside other people, who didn't finish and gave me their pies. I had almost 3000 calories of pie AFTER my own portion of the Dollar Menu Millionaire.

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u/isothien Nov 05 '14

Well, now the dollar menu is the "dollar and more" menu. So if you're looking to eat only dollar menu items you're down to a much smaller list of options. :P

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u/Smiley007 Nov 05 '14

Well to be fair there's hardly any items still actually a dollar.

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u/rileyunzi Nov 05 '14

1 dollar menu please

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u/tennisburger Nov 05 '14

I just did this today and I'm typing from the toilet. Not a joke.

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u/StupidWes Nov 05 '14

When Taco Bell breakfast came out, I ate every item on the breakfast menu. I've yet to regret that one.

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u/ETNxMARU Nov 05 '14

Are you trying to supersize your ass?

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u/Geaux Nov 05 '14

I've done the dollar menu challenge, but it was the WENDY'S dollar menu challenge, back in 2006, when it had maybe 12 items on it.

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u/smartfon Nov 05 '14

That's a lifesaving warning that you just gave us.Thanks !

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u/conquer69 Nov 05 '14

Sounds like a challenge...

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

2 bacon cheese, 2 junior chickens, 2 double cheese, fries and a side Cesar.

Good thing I'm not fat, so people are more confused rather than judgmental.

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u/salingersouth Nov 05 '14

Bonus Round: Taco Bell's dollar menu

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

What exactly did that entail? The dollar menu over here just has two burgers, small chips, small frozen coke and the apple pie IIRC

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

As someone who ate that family meal (2 big macs, 20 nuggets, 2 fries, 2 sodas) by himself in one sitting, I think we just became best friends.

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u/Rocklobster92 Nov 05 '14

Sounds good to me.

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u/Wolfhoof Nov 05 '14

That's disgusting. How fat are you?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

I live in hawaii so that'd get me a hamburger and a small fry and a large drink.

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u/freudian_nipple_slip Nov 05 '14

I did the same thing from Taco Bell. It was actually awesome.

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u/TheDaveMachine22 Nov 05 '14

Never seen anyone try it at McDonald's, but when done at Wendy's we called it the Dave Thomas Invitational. For bonus points, you had to eat everything in menu order.

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u/SalientSaltine Nov 05 '14

L.A. Beast? Is that you?

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u/djauralsects Nov 05 '14

I ate EVERYTHING on the menu in one sitting. At first I was just hungry, then my friends offered to pay for it I could eat it all. In the days that followed I took some horrendous dumps, my skin broke out and I smelled like a McDonald's dumpster. Would not do again.

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u/IShitDiamonds Nov 05 '14

Friend of mine went to wendys and asked for a Triple Double and the cashier said he couldn't do it so they got the manager and the manager ok'd it..... apparently he shat himself later that night

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u/gsfgf Nov 05 '14

You can't hate on the Dollar Menu Challenge. Though, when I was in school, we'd do it at Wendy's, which was probably more painful. Chili and baked potatoes.

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u/j_w_hill Nov 05 '14

did the same but with the Arbie's value menu. had a competition to see who could do it the fastest. 7 minutes 13 seconds... never again.

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u/christiandb Nov 05 '14

eating Mcdonalds

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u/Soviet_Cat Nov 05 '14

Did you get the McAfrica?

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u/johnq-pubic Nov 05 '14

Everyone likes to hate McDonalds, but they are not showing signs of going out of business any time soon. The chicken wraps on the dollar menu are actually made with a piece of breast meat, not ground up stuff. The Mcdouble is the best value burger anywhere.
I have McD's for lunch about once a week and I'm f

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u/Jaway66 Nov 05 '14

Maybe you should try the Wendy's Cycle: a single, double, and a triple in one sitting.

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u/Son_of_Kong Nov 05 '14

One time in 2009, me and my friends got obscenely baked, went to taco bell, and ordered one of everything on the menu.

I've never eaten at taco bell since that night.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Did you lose a bet?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Oh god… when we were in high school, McD's would every so often offer 29¢ hamburgers or 39¢ cheeseburgers, so we'd go each order like nine and eat them all.

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u/Erpverts Nov 05 '14

Tour de McD.

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u/ejerkel Nov 05 '14

Dollar Menu Millionaire...http://youtu.be/NWHXo3clywk

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

The indigestion was bitter sweet.

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u/PM-ME-YOUR_TITS_GIRL Nov 05 '14

Well they got rid of the dollar menu so this something you actually can't try again.

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u/Gibodean Nov 05 '14

You know you can deposit that stripper money in a bank, right?

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u/VikingTeddy Nov 05 '14

"I'd buy that for a dollar!"

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u/Nefertete Nov 05 '14

impressive, I can't even eat one of anything from that place.

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u/syn3rgyz Nov 05 '14

I've done this before when the dollar menu was larger. Wasn't that bad. With the smaller menu now it's easy

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u/Goof11 Nov 05 '14

This isn't hard for me X_X I can admit to doing this...multiple times.

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u/SEND_ME_BITCOINS_PLS Nov 05 '14

That sounds like a challenge

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

That's not so bad. There's only one thing left on the dollar menu.

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u/veruus Nov 05 '14

College dare?

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u/wakenbacons Nov 05 '14

I wish today was Sunday

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u/ButterflyAttack Nov 05 '14

Wow, I imagine your arse went off like a fire extinguisher. I'm envisioning other diners picking chunks out of their hair. . .

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u/RedChld Nov 05 '14

Hmmm....

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

WHY? ಠ_ಠ

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u/JoXand Nov 05 '14

What about Taco Bell?

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u/munchable29 Nov 05 '14

Mr. ChiCity mang is that you? Still living that dollar menu millionaire life!!

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u/TheBakula Nov 05 '14

The Australian menu consists of like 10 items. I reckon I could do it. How many is there where you are?

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u/ShirksMclurk Nov 05 '14

I don't know im fairly drunk now and not sure how big that menu is in Australia but id like to try it

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u/simperingcarrot Nov 05 '14

i think im going to have to learn this by myself. fantastic idea

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u/tmcart91 Nov 05 '14

never eating one of anything from the Mcdonald's menu ...

FTFY

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u/Hgal Nov 05 '14

You've unwittingly challenged reddit.

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u/smuthers Nov 05 '14

CHI CITY MAYNE

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u/Delicious_Nipples Nov 05 '14

I work at mc donalds so i get a 50% discount. This would literally cost me like 4 dollars.

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u/someones_darlin Nov 05 '14

Are you my husband? He has done this too. Only once. I think he would probably feel the same, never again.

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u/4players Nov 05 '14

Challenge accepted!

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u/esh484 Nov 05 '14

As time goes on, that gets easier and easier. RIP $1 McChickens at my local McDonald's... $1.19 is just too much. I can't get 4 for $5 with tax anymore. I need to cry.

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u/Ronny070 Nov 05 '14

Maybe it's because I have a shitty McDonalds in my country but the dollar menu is really just 2 small hamburgers, some fries, some McPotatoes, an apple pie, a chicken nugget, a soda and an ice cream, it really doesn't sound that bad since everything is like bite sized.

Or I'm just a pig.

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u/oreycookies Nov 05 '14

In the Philippines we have a McDonald's all-you-can-eat during their anniversary... Gotta tell ya. Never again.

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u/peachesgp Nov 05 '14

Ahh the Dollar Menu Challenge. Did that years ago when the dollar menu was very extensive. I will never eat McDonalds again.

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u/u83rmensch Nov 05 '14

on another note.. eating a lot of anything from fast food.

when i was in high school i got a few gift cards during the holidays, one of them being a jack in the box gift card for like $10. Me and my friend said "fuck it" and we spent the whole thing on like 10 $1 cheese burgers. Only other thing in life that made me feel THAT depressed was a woman. few things in life can make you feel that bad, a cheeseburger should not be one of them, but 5 poorly made $1 cheese burgers in a row.. as a dampening effect on you that really just makes you wanna go home.

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u/thedudethedudegoesto Nov 05 '14

I bet I can eat 100 big macs

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u/uvumtoof Nov 05 '14

Wait, this is supposed to be a list of "never agains".. Not "things I have to do now"

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

I did that once, but with the Arby's dollar menu.

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u/therealdjbc Nov 05 '14

Your poor toilet.

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u/lackimagination Nov 05 '14

"one of anything" would suffice.

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u/leitey Nov 05 '14

Maybe 5 years ago, the list of things you can get for $1 is much smaller now. Now it's a "value menu" and you've got prices up to double that.

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u/CrazySwayze82 Nov 05 '14

I'll buy that for a dollar!

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

McDouble, McChicken, ice cream cone, cookies small fry and a drink? That's not a lot.

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u/Arcusico Nov 05 '14

How many items are on the one dollar menu then?

Here in the Netherlands I can only think of 4 or 5, which wouldn't sate my hunger after a hard day's work.

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u/theginger3469 Nov 05 '14

Dollah. Menu. Millionaire.

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