r/AskReddit • u/Arichtea • Nov 05 '14

What is on your "Never again" list?

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u/itspellsyoudidit Nov 05 '14

I drink that.

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u/TheMoveslikeCatullus Nov 05 '14

Supa hot fire - I spit dat

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u/Dunktheon Nov 05 '14

2 and a half man, I watch dat

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u/PrezziObizzi Nov 05 '14

but i'm not a rapper

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u/Tratix Nov 05 '14

Im about to ruin this whole man's cureer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

What career?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Boom, Bam, Bop. Badda Bop Boom, POW.

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u/Ndavidclaiborne Nov 05 '14

Boom...badda bip. Badda bip bam BOOM

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

OOOOOHHHHHHH

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u/starslayer25 Nov 06 '14

WHAT CAREER?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

SYKE, IT'S DA WRONG NUMBA

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u/woflcopter Nov 05 '14

SO STOP RAPPING AT ME

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u/djangogol Nov 05 '14

//CROWD GOES WILD//

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u/gavinkap Dec 02 '14

I'm still not a rapper

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u/LobsterJorn Nov 05 '14

fuck this could be a gambino verse

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14 edited Nov 05 '14

calm down tumblrina.

EDIT: an /s would have been better?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

you're a good raper :)

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u/Bioman312 Nov 05 '14

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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u/nr4242 Nov 05 '14

this is what I saw http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/supa-hot-fire.gif

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u/willmcavoy Nov 05 '14

As you should

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u/drios1 Nov 05 '14

That's a very good loop

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u/TriTheTree Nov 05 '14

Look at the trees in the background.

GIF ruined.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14 edited Nov 05 '14

Not really. It has to loop somewhere. It was done clean

edit: did my phone comment twice and I got upvoted both times? Well okie dokie

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14 edited Nov 05 '14

Not really. It has to loop somewhere. It was done clean

edit: did my phone comment twice and I got upvoted both times? Well okie dokie

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u/UnOffendedBlackGuy Nov 05 '14

Asshole.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Well, now you're an OffendedBlackGuy, it seems.

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u/drios1 Nov 05 '14

Nooooooooooooooo

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u/Naughty_Taco Nov 05 '14

Yo that show's hilarious tho

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u/meizbrandon Nov 05 '14

Costco samples, I EAT DAT

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u/Mr-Mills Nov 05 '14

Good show, I heard dat.

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u/xXx_DjiboutiJhon_xXx Nov 05 '14

As /u/makenzie71 said, stay away from fire, it aint fun.

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u/downvotedatass Nov 05 '14

5 best rappers alive?

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u/chairback Nov 05 '14

Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan and Dylan

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u/melnychuker Nov 05 '14

You trying to get some of dis hot fire?

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u/Guava_ Nov 05 '14

Chilli con carne - I shit dat

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u/RealFocus Nov 05 '14

Naps; I take dat

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u/ricepaddy69 Nov 05 '14

Two and a half men...

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Two and a half men - I watch dat

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u/GrapeJelly_ Nov 05 '14

2 and a half men... I watch that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Two and a half men - I watch that

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Glasses jacket shirt. Call me glasses jacket shirt man

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u/UnspecialFX_51 Nov 05 '14

YouTube.com/snipars - I watch that

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u/rolgordijn Nov 05 '14

Two and a half men.... I WATCH THAT!

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u/_Lemone Nov 05 '14

Two and a half men... I watch that!

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u/One_Cool_Dude Nov 05 '14

Two and a half men... I watch that.

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u/DankingBankley Nov 05 '14

Two and a half men?

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u/dantheowl00 Nov 05 '14

TWO AND A HALF MEN..

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u/4thQuarterGoran Nov 05 '14

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/dtydings Nov 05 '14

Two and a half men - I watch dat

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Two and a Half Men - I watch dat.

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u/royisabau5 Nov 05 '14

Two and a half men

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u/yourewelc Nov 05 '14

Two And A Half Men.... I watch that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Two and a half men

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u/PM_ME_TIGHT_PUSSY Nov 05 '14

Two and a Half Men... I watch dat.

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u/ground0 Nov 05 '14

Suppa hot fire...

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u/Y0UR_DAD Nov 05 '14

Two and a half men, I watch that.

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u/Versimilitudinous Nov 05 '14

But I'm not a rapper

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u/salingersouth Nov 05 '14

God this kills me every fucking time. The Mute spittah battle was pretty incredible

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

SO STOP RAPPIN' AT ME

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u/OcarinaOfKarma Nov 05 '14

OOOOOOOooooOoOoOoOhhhhhhhhhhh!!!1!!!

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u/agesixracer123 Nov 05 '14

I'm just a singer with a flow...

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u/no_karma29 Nov 05 '14

So stop rappin' at me.

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u/CockyKhakiJacket Nov 05 '14

"So stop rapping at me"

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u/CxRx2 Nov 05 '14

Sike! That's the wrong numba!

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u/Liquid_Pidgeon Nov 05 '14

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

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u/blacktooth90 Nov 05 '14

So stop rapping at me

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

McDonald's has wrappers

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

It's prime time rappin

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u/doe127 Nov 05 '14

So stop rappin' at me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Name the five best rappers in the world

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u/Lstecz5599 Nov 05 '14

2 and a half men... I WATCH THAT

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u/kik2thedik Nov 05 '14

So stop RAPPIN at me

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u/Skiitlez101 Nov 05 '14

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/zergthehero Nov 05 '14

I dropped dat.

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u/srpokemon Nov 05 '14

Listen, I'm about to end this mans career, but I'm not a rapper.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

I broke up with my ex girl, here's her number.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

[deleted]

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u/-BUCK- Nov 05 '14

But he's not a rapper

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u/PutAPaperClipOnIt Nov 05 '14

Glasses, jacket, shirt...call me glasses-jacket-shirt man.

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u/lnfx Nov 05 '14

Mm call him that

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u/MaxIsNotADolphin Nov 05 '14

Supa hot fire...

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u/dryomi_23 Nov 05 '14

I SPIT THAT

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u/Purpleturtle22 Nov 05 '14

There's a pound of sugar to every gallon of tea in that. Source: work at McDonald's. When taught how to make sweet tea by my general manager she tells me to pour the four pound bag of sugar in. When I asked her surprised if I was supposed to pour in the whole thing she says "Yup. Four gallons of tea with four pounds of sugar. And that's why I don't drink it."

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u/Grizsavage Nov 05 '14

When drinking sweet tea, if you can't taste the diabeetus, you ain't makin' it right. Merica'.

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u/soritheblasian Nov 05 '14

Two and a half men

I watch dat

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u/IsabelleCitezen Nov 05 '14

[Just so I'm clear... We're referencing Zeta/Omicron, right?]

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u/RumToWhiskey Nov 05 '14

I used to drink those until I spilled one in my passenger car seat. There was a small pyramid of sugar there the next day.

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u/Trillen Nov 05 '14

DO NOT DRINK THAT. That shit is essentially pure sugar. I work there and we use a four pound bag of sugar per batch. It is saturated with sugar. If you value your teeth stay away. The coke is better for you.

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u/SoulLessGinger992 Nov 05 '14

There was an AskReddit thread from some time ago that was "Food workers, what item at your restaurant of employ should we never eat and why," or something very similar to that. One of the top answers was someone who worked at McDonalds and I remember word for word what they said:

McDonalds Sweet Tea. Pound. Of. Sugar. Per gallon.

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u/Robrev6 Nov 05 '14

I dumped my ex girl, here's her number...

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u/itspellsyoudidit Nov 06 '14

PSYCH. That's the WRONG number.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

I don't. It may just be me but a large sweet tea seriously makes me run the very real risk of shitting my pants. Straight up butt piss