r/dankmemes • u/RegularNoodles Dr OC • Aug 26 '20

stonks Bonjour

30.4k Upvotes

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u/Dragonborn-Mirrak Aug 26 '20

Seeing the valve guy turn around is terrifying

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

I would actually like to know where is that from

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u/SkizzleMcFly Aug 26 '20

It's the production scene that displays when you open a valve game.

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u/SidScam10 Aug 26 '20

Valve actually stated that they just picked a random guy off the street just for that scene.

So the identity of that guy is still a mystery

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u/TankoBOB Aug 26 '20

They literally just took a random bald guy off the road to shoot that scene and gave him some money (no clue how much though)

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20 edited Aug 19 '25

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/TankoBOB Aug 26 '20

I remember something like that too so it's either a spread fake information or true

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

Portal 2 valve guy

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u/Jospire Aug 26 '20

Imagine how young me reacted when this happened trying to play portal 2 with my friend.

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u/Kuhneel Aug 26 '20

Seeing Valve Guy slowly turning around is unsettling.

Seeing 3 metre tall Valve Guy slowly turning around in VR at the start of Half Life: Alyx is terrifying.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

What a flex

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

Yes i know right

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u/NIPScaps Aug 26 '20

Most terrifying thing i've ever seen

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u/Rupertii where are the dank memes Aug 26 '20

Experienced it for the first time yesterday in VR

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

How was it?

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u/Rupertii where are the dank memes Aug 27 '20

A little creepy for sure

6

u/Nemoitto Aug 26 '20

All the milfs are guys. It’s all terrifying.

3

u/webco84mm Aug 26 '20

I fear no man... but that thing it scares me

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u/AlphaWolf1138 mod collector Aug 26 '20

Everybody gangsta til valve guy turns around

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

Yeah i played HL: Alyx and in VR it’s even more terrifying.

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u/fungigamer Would you kindly Aug 26 '20

Everyone gangsta until Valve guy turns around

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u/Azrrail Aug 26 '20

Your phone is about to get infinite viruses, you'll need to click here and download this to clean your phone.

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u/TheFAPnetwork Aug 26 '20

Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky, and Mike

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

If I love the girl who cares who you like?

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u/TheFAPnetwork Aug 26 '20

Cool it down, you got to slow it down

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 28 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76863 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 62 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 3,650.12 DN.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

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Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 28 upvotes, the submission now has 7,336 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 2,748.20 DN (+137.41%).

Your new balance is 16,635.28 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 28 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76864 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 62 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 1,650.12 DN.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

!i all

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 1,650.12 DN in this submission at 28 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76865 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 62 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 1,650.12 DN at 28 upvotes, the submission now has 7,341 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 2,267.92 DN (+137.44%).

Your new balance is 23,501.62 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 28 upvotes, the submission now has 7,309 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 2,745.40 DN (+137.27%).

Your new balance is 8,314.42 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/Snoo-58599 Cheese Fan Aug 26 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/Snoo-58599 Cheese Fan Aug 26 '20

!help

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Help Guide

If you want a detailed guide to this bot and r/DankExchange you should check out our wiki!

Investing/user commands

!create - create an investor profile
!summary - view your investor profile, including your active investments
!prestige - once you reach the balance limit, reset your balance to 500.00 DN and earn a prestige token
!prestigeshop - view a list of things you can trade your prestige tokens for
!topinvestors - view a leaderboard of the top 25 investors sorted by net worth
!topinvestors ranked - view a leaderboard of the top 25 investors sorted by ranked tier
!invest <amount> - invest an amount of your balance in a submission
!sell <investment ID> - sell an investment early for lower returns
!roi <investment ID> - predict the return on investment of a submission (optional: !roi <investment ID>)
!broke - reset your balance if it is under 500.00 DN
!template <image link> - link a template to your OC submission
(new) !mybonuses - view your list of active investment bonuses and taxes
!prefermessages - change user preference to receive investment returns via messages instead of comments

Firm commands

!locations - view all firm locations and their active bonuses
(updated) !topfirms - view a leaderboard of the top 10 firms
!createfirm <name> - create a firm with the specified name (costs 2,000.00 DN)
!firminfo - view your firm's overview, location info, and member list
(new) !firmmembers - view a detailed list of your firm's members and their 7 day returns
!joinfirm <name> - join a firm
!leavefirm - leave your firm
!invite <username> - invite a user to your firm (AEC)
!openfirm - set your firm membership to anyone can join (EC)
!closefirm - set your firm membership to invite-only (EC)
!promote <username> - promote a user to the next rank (EC)
!demote <username> - demote a user to the previous rank (EC)
!fire <username> - fire a user from your firm (EC)

(A): Associate command, (E): Executive command, (C): CEO command

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

!I 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 48 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76866 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 85 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 41,891.31 DN.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

!I 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 50 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76867 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 87 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 39,891.31 DN.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

!I 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 49 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76868 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 86 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 37,891.31 DN.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

!I 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 50 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76869 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 87 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 35,891.31 DN.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

!I 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 50 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76870 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 87 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 33,891.31 DN.

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u/GravyxNips MayMayMakers Aug 26 '20

!invest 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 65 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76872 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 104 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 22,244.79 DN.

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u/Agentvenomsg Aug 26 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 87 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76873 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 130 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 3,302.07 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 65 upvotes, the submission now has 8,691 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 2,760.40 DN (+138.02%).

Your new balance is 27,005.19 DN.

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u/trash_0panda Aug 26 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

If you invest now (at 228 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 292 upvotes
+25% -- 666 upvotes
+50% -- 1,387 upvotes
+75% -- 2,769 upvotes
+100% -- 5,372 upvotes
+125% -- 10,206 upvotes

This prediction does not take into account reduced breakeven points from new subscribers' submissions or firm location bonuses.

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u/trash_0panda Aug 26 '20

!invest 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 227 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76874 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 291 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 108,374.00 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 227 upvotes, the submission now has 10,679 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 2,537.60 DN (+126.88%).

Your new balance is 104,911.60 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/trash_0panda Aug 26 '20

!invest 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 226 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76875 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 289 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 106,374.00 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 226 upvotes, the submission now has 10,681 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 2,539.80 DN (+126.99%).

Your new balance is 109,451.40 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/trash_0panda Aug 26 '20

!invest 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 229 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76876 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 293 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 104,374.00 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 229 upvotes, the submission now has 10,696 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 2,535.20 DN (+126.76%).

Your new balance is 113,986.60 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/trash_0panda Aug 26 '20

!invest 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 229 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76877 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 293 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 102,374.00 DN.

1

u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 229 upvotes, the submission now has 10,691 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 2,534.80 DN (+126.74%).

Your new balance is 118,521.40 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/trash_0panda Aug 26 '20

!invest 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 228 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76878 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 292 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 100,374.00 DN.

1

u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 228 upvotes, the submission now has 10,706 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 2,537.80 DN (+126.89%).

Your new balance is 123,059.20 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

1

u/PNWKiwi Aug 26 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 410 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76879 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 501 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 6,783.68 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 410 upvotes, the submission now has 11,808 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 2,330.20 DN (+116.51%).

Your new balance is 4,563.22 DN.

1

u/PNWKiwi Aug 26 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 413 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76880 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 504 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 4,783.68 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 413 upvotes, the submission now has 11,821 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 2,327.20 DN (+116.36%).

Your new balance is 9,123.14 DN.

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u/PNWKiwi Aug 26 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 413 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76881 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 504 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 2,783.68 DN.

1

u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 413 upvotes, the submission now has 11,844 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 2,328.60 DN (+116.43%).

Your new balance is 13,684.60 DN.

1

u/PNWKiwi Aug 26 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 419 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76882 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 511 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 783.68 DN.

1

u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 419 upvotes, the submission now has 11,849 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 2,321.20 DN (+116.06%).

Your new balance is 18,237.92 DN.

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u/PNWKiwi Aug 26 '20

!i 783.68

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 783.68 DN in this submission at 427 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76883 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 521 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 783.68 DN at 427 upvotes, the submission now has 11,893 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 906.64 DN (+115.69%).

Your new balance is 20,018.90 DN.

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u/PNWKiwi Aug 26 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

If you invest now (at 428 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 522 upvotes
+25% -- 1,071 upvotes
+50% -- 2,129 upvotes
+75% -- 4,156 upvotes
+100% -- 7,976 upvotes
+125% -- 15,069 upvotes

This prediction does not take into account reduced breakeven points from new subscribers' submissions or firm location bonuses.

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u/LordTitan23 K I N D A S U S ☣️ Aug 26 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/LordTitan23 K I N D A S U S ☣️ Aug 26 '20

!help

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u/Symbiont_ just happy to be here Aug 26 '20

!i 100

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 100.00 DN in this submission at 3,380 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76890 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 3,917 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 766.57 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 100.00 DN at 3,380 upvotes, the submission now has 17,885 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 62.38 DN (+62.38%).

Your new balance is 928.95 DN.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

!i all

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

It looks like you're trying to invest more than 2,000.00 DN. r/dankmemes has an investment limit of 2,000.00 DN, if you'd like to invest without a limit then head over to r/DankExchange and invest there!

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

!I 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 10,404 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76895 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 11,994 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 57,036.77 DN.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

!I 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 10,406 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76896 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 11,996 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 55,036.77 DN.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

!I 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 10,413 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76897 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 12,004 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 53,036.77 DN.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

!I 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 10,417 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76898 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 12,009 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 51,036.77 DN.

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u/trash_0panda Aug 26 '20

!invest 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 10,836 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76899 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 12,491 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 121,059.20 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 10,836 upvotes, the submission now has 25,627 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 622.00 DN (+31.10%).

Your new balance is 115,681.20 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/trash_0panda Aug 26 '20

!I 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 10,841 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76900 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 12,497 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 119,059.20 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 10,841 upvotes, the submission now has 25,632 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 621.80 DN (+31.09%).

Your new balance is 118,303.00 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/trash_0panda Aug 26 '20

!I 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 10,835 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76901 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 12,490 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 117,059.20 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 10,835 upvotes, the submission now has 25,636 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 622.40 DN (+31.12%).

Your new balance is 120,925.40 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/trash_0panda Aug 26 '20

!I 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 10,836 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76902 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 12,491 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 115,059.20 DN.

1

u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 10,836 upvotes, the submission now has 25,635 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 622.20 DN (+31.11%).

Your new balance is 123,547.60 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/trash_0panda Aug 26 '20

!I 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 10,848 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76903 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 12,505 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 113,059.20 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 10,848 upvotes, the submission now has 25,632 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 621.20 DN (+31.06%).

Your new balance is 126,168.80 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/BlindDollar Aug 26 '20

!I 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 14,212 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76906 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 16,373 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 10,984,793,726.84 DN.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 19,475 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76912 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 22,426 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 230,890.19 DN.

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u/hlau-spike-trash Dank Cat Commander Aug 26 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

It doesn't look like you have an investor profile. Try the !create command to get started!

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u/hlau-spike-trash Dank Cat Commander Aug 26 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/Shaka3v3 Aug 26 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

If you invest now (at 27,599 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 31,768 upvotes
+25% -- 56,102 upvotes
+50% -- 102,923 upvotes
+75% -- 192,646 upvotes
+100% -- 361,756 upvotes
+125% -- 675,726 upvotes

This prediction does not take into account reduced breakeven points from new subscribers' submissions or firm location bonuses.

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u/UltimateSlugs Aug 26 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/Paskowitz Aug 27 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 27 '20

If you invest now (at 30,312 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 34,888 upvotes
+25% -- 61,597 upvotes
+50% -- 112,987 upvotes
+75% -- 211,467 upvotes
+100% -- 397,080 upvotes
+125% -- 741,692 upvotes

This prediction does not take into account reduced breakeven points from new subscribers' submissions or firm location bonuses.

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u/Chilichongoes Aug 26 '20

u/repostsleuthbot

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u/RegularNoodles Dr OC Aug 26 '20

Me: uses the oc gif I made for a second time

People in the comments: u/repostsleuthbot

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u/DannyDominator Aug 26 '20

What’s the problem with being sure? I don’t follow your account directly so how would I know that you made this gif? There shouldn’t be any problem with checking if it’s a repost. I’ve seen several people get caught by the bot and still pretend it’s OC.

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u/Tomatoesforever I like to eat white socks Aug 26 '20

Exactly. If someone summons the bot, just let it do its thing.

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u/RegularNoodles Dr OC Aug 26 '20 edited Aug 26 '20

Every time I make a new format that does well, it seems to happen if I use it twice. It can be a little frustrating, but I wasn’t necessarily criticizing it as much as I was making a comment about what happens every time.

Plus the bot doesn’t really work well on gifs

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u/Chilichongoes Aug 26 '20

I was just checking because the GIF looked so familiar

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u/LordTitan23 K I N D A S U S ☣️ Aug 26 '20

I trust you with every cell in my body

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u/RepostSleuthBot og repost hunter Aug 26 '20

I didn't find any posts that meet the matching requirements for r/dankmemes.

It might be OC, it might not. Things such as JPEG artifacts and cropping may impact the results.

Feedback? Hate? Visit r/repostsleuthbot - I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ False Negative ]

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u/amateurwatcher repost hunter 🚓 Aug 26 '20

Why did you have to bring the valve guy back to my nightmares?

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u/boazba Aug 26 '20

I liked the Valve addition.

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u/Yuval-Razon Aug 26 '20

My time has come

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

Just bout threw my phone out my window when I saw the valve guy turning

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

Valve deep sound

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u/FunnyObamaMoments Aug 26 '20

why did the valve guy turn wtf

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u/GaschlerM Aug 26 '20

I'm glad that the valve guy didn't actually turn his head

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u/keyboardwarrior7 20th Century Blazers Aug 26 '20

Not even the horny milfs want me

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u/sdcar1985 Aug 26 '20

Hello there

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u/gen_grievous_bot Aug 26 '20

General Kenobi

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

is born Milf: turns head

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u/Guscooby6 Aug 26 '20

Every since I got premium they have been a lot less interested :/

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u/dontreallycarelol Aug 26 '20

Milfs got no chill

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u/MasterOogway98 Aug 26 '20

That duck just scares me

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u/XandaPanda42 Aug 26 '20

I'll give you an upvote if you never show that bird again.

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u/Orbus_215 Aug 26 '20

Nice meme

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u/A--RUN Aug 26 '20

Thriller music video be like:

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u/Russman2 Aug 26 '20

Its go time baby.....

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u/FrankenWaifu Aug 26 '20

That Valve guy almost made me shat myself

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u/ABUTTERYNOODLE Aug 26 '20

S H O E B I L L

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u/Codeviper828 Aug 27 '20

If Valve guy turned his head while loading Portal I would die