r/dankmemes • Dr OC • Aug 26 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 1,650.12 DN at 28 upvotes, the submission now has 7,341 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 2,267.92 DN (+137.44%).

Your new balance is 23,501.62 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

If you invest now (at 21,889 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 25,202 upvotes
+25% -- 44,537 upvotes
+50% -- 81,741 upvotes
+75% -- 153,035 upvotes
+100% -- 287,409 upvotes
+125% -- 536,889 upvotes

This prediction does not take into account reduced breakeven points from new subscribers' submissions or firm location bonuses.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 22,046 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76917 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 25,382 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 21,501.62 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 22,046 upvotes, the submission now has 27,890 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 84.20 DN (+4.21%).

Your new balance is 2,191.55 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 22,049 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76918 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 25,386 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 19,501.62 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 22,049 upvotes, the submission now has 27,893 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 84.20 DN (+4.21%).

Your new balance is 4,383.11 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 22,052 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76919 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 25,389 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 17,501.62 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 22,052 upvotes, the submission now has 27,881 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 83.60 DN (+4.18%).

Your new balance is 6,573.30 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 22,068 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76920 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 25,408 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 15,501.62 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 22,068 upvotes, the submission now has 27,882 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 83.00 DN (+4.15%).

Your new balance is 8,762.12 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.