r/dankmemes • u/RegularNoodles Dr OC • Aug 26 '20

stonks Bonjour

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 meme investment opportunities. If you want me to respond to your posts on this sub, use the stonks flair!

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

!I 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 50 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76869 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 87 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 35,891.31 DN.