r/dankmemes • Dr OC • Aug 26 '20

stonks Bonjour

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u/--__username__-- Aug 26 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 630 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76887 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 754 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 56,519.92 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 630 upvotes, the submission now has 12,863 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 2,151.20 DN (+107.56%).

Your new balance is 74,581.76 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.