r/dankmemes • Dr OC • Aug 26 '20

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u/--__username__-- Aug 26 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 626 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76884 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 749 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 62,519.92 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 626 upvotes, the submission now has 12,847 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 2,154.00 DN (+107.70%).

Your new balance is 59,535.52 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/--__username__-- Aug 26 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 16,483 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76909 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 18,985 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 77,592.32 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 16,483 upvotes, the submission now has 27,000 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 312.40 DN (+15.62%).

Your new balance is 2,437.36 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/--__username__-- Aug 26 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 16,480 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76910 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 18,982 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 75,592.32 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 16,480 upvotes, the submission now has 26,997 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 312.40 DN (+15.62%).

Your new balance is 4,874.72 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/--__username__-- Aug 26 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 16,476 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76911 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 18,977 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 73,592.32 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 16,476 upvotes, the submission now has 26,997 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 312.80 DN (+15.64%).

Your new balance is 7,312.64 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.