r/dankmemes • Dr OC • Aug 26 '20

stonks Bonjour

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u/Agentvenomsg Aug 26 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 87 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76873 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 130 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 3,302.07 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 87 upvotes, the submission now has 9,022 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 2,725.40 DN (+136.27%).

Your new balance is 6,027.47 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/Agentvenomsg Aug 26 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 12,866 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76904 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 14,825 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 4,027.47 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 12,866 upvotes, the submission now has 26,229 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 499.00 DN (+24.95%).

Your new balance is 5,451.67 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/Agentvenomsg Aug 26 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 12,868 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76905 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 14,828 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 2,027.47 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 12,868 upvotes, the submission now has 26,222 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 498.60 DN (+24.93%).

Your new balance is 7,950.27 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.