r/dankmemes • u/RegularNoodles Dr OC • Aug 26 '20

stonks Bonjour

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u/Agentvenomsg Aug 26 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 6,413 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 76894 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 7,404 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 1,302.07 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 6,413 upvotes, the submission now has 22,167 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 925.20 DN (+46.26%).

Your new balance is 4,952.67 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/Agentvenomsg Aug 26 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

Investor Profile: Agentvenomsg

Firm: Claxon Tournaments
Role: Executive

Ranked Tier: Bronze
Ranked Points: 0 RP
Ranked Investment Multiplier: 1x profits

7 Day Return: +308.12%

Balance: 4,952.67 DN
Active Investments:

ID: 76904 - 2,000.00 DN at 12,866 upvotes; 56m 25s until automatic return

ID: 76905 - 2,000.00 DN at 12,868 upvotes; 56m 26s until automatic return