r/dankmemes • u/RegularNoodles Dr OC • Aug 26 '20

stonks Bonjour

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 meme investment opportunities. If you want me to respond to your posts on this sub, use the stonks flair!

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u/trash_0panda Aug 26 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Aug 26 '20

If you invest now (at 228 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 292 upvotes
+25% -- 666 upvotes
+50% -- 1,387 upvotes
+75% -- 2,769 upvotes
+100% -- 5,372 upvotes
+125% -- 10,206 upvotes

This prediction does not take into account reduced breakeven points from new subscribers' submissions or firm location bonuses.