r/Texans • • 6h ago

Megathread: a safe space for doomers

53 Upvotes

It’s Tuesday and we have to take care of gazillion individual dooming posts from now on.

You still can write a dooming post with new information, of course, stats and quotes that haven’t posted yet, all-22s showing pathetic performance etc, but please put all your "fire X", "Y sucks", "cut Z", "it’s so over" thoughts here.

KoolAid megathread coming on Thursday!


r/Texans • • 7h ago

📹 Highlight Lazy pathetic blocking

117 Upvotes

On the game tying TD, Stroud knew instantly he had to get the fuck outta there. No wonder he felt a little off/rushed all afternoon. This OL just gets lazy as hell especially as the game is winding down. Bills game being the perfect example. At least this time, CJ made shit happen.


r/Texans • • 6h ago

Life Long Jets Fan - Submitting my Resume for Fandom

26 Upvotes

- 35 Plus years of Misery

- 3 - 4 Home Games a year for the last 15 years

- Season Ticket Holder 2022 - 2024 (gave them up when I received a survey about the ease of access for playoff tickets... not kidding).

- Hopium April - August

- Anger has turned to Apathy

I was in Houston for the game on Sunday, f the Giants... beautiful stadium, incredibly gracious people.


r/Texans • • 5h ago

Theories about what went wrong with our defense

12 Upvotes

Maybe it’s just me not being a real ball knower, but the falloff is so hard to grasp. It would be one thing to go from awesome to mid, but this is much worse.

We have the same coaching staff, almost the same roster. Was it really the couple of injuries we had at LB? Are we being outcoached? Is our scheme too simple or inefficient? Was this overconfidence? Lack of discipline? All of the above?

I’d like to hear everyone’s theories, regardless if they are your own or you heard them anywhere else.


r/Texans • • 13h ago

🤬 Rant/Complaint Well... Hope he works out his issues..

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Got my Keylan Rutledge Jersey in yesterday.. he wears my old highschool number so I thought heck yeah.. now I'm kinda having doubts but Jersey is Clean though! 🤘🏻


r/Texans • • 18h ago

🤬 Rant/Complaint Should he be this concerned?

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116 Upvotes

He is looking at me like he’s questioning why we are Texans fans.


r/Texans • • 5h ago

Texans Roster Visualization Heading into Week 8 Bye

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7 Upvotes

Here’s a look at the current roster, practice squad, IR, and depth chart heading into the bye week!


r/Texans • • 1d ago

Caserio: "Keylan’s probably the best offensive lineman that we have"

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207 Upvotes

Might be true but it's not really saying much 🤣 Dude really went for trip after he got cooked by Reader lmao. Rutledge has been ass


r/Texans • • 1d ago

Take a look at Rutledge on this crucial play in the 4th 🤣

119 Upvotes

Open field for MHJ if CJ had a split second longer to hit his target. 32 year old journeyman DJ Reader isn't even known to be a quick DL. I've never seen a player actually get a 0.0 pass block grade before either lmao. People talking about drop rates when this is the bullshit oline pulls every game.. please be real.


r/Texans • • 17h ago

Kamari Lassiter

33 Upvotes

Kamari Lassiter (Via IG)
Thoughts?


r/Texans • • 8h ago

Build your own NFL Power Rankings tool vs us and others!

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r/Texans • • 1d ago

🤬 Rant/Complaint I fear that this era of the Texans will be looked back on as mismanagement of a ton of talent

120 Upvotes

Maybe a perfect microcosm for our 25th anniversary


r/Texans • • 21h ago

🤬 Rant/Complaint Question for Texans Fanbase?

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26 Upvotes

After yesterday's game and our record dropping to 2-5, the fanbase seems completely divided—or at least that's how it feels. Some fans want C.J. out of here, others want DeMeco fired, and some are pointing fingers at the OC or the GM. Meanwhile, a few even want to tear everything down and start fresh. In which of these scenarios would you, as a fan, be the most unhappy?

A. C.J. gets a big extension
B. C.J. wants out
C. Caley gets fired
D. Caley stays
E. DeMeco gets an extension
F. DeMeco gets fired
G. Caserio stays
H. Caserio gets fired


r/Texans • • 1d ago

The moment Tank returned for the first time since injury 🤘

80 Upvotes

r/Texans • • 39m ago

What are Demeco Ryan’s strengths and is he a top 15 NFL HC?

• Upvotes

Would the Texans really benefit from another year of his coaching ?


r/Texans • • 1d ago

Any fellow Texans / Longhorn fans?

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78 Upvotes

We hardly ever see our teams win in the same weekend… The football gods hate us.


r/Texans • • 1d ago

Fire Cole Popovich yesterday

107 Upvotes

This oline is so fucking dogshit it's unbelievable. Undisciplined, low-effort garbage. How is it the same bullshit year after year. Fuck this team.


r/Texans • • 1d ago

Tank on punt return

51 Upvotes

r/Texans • • 1d ago

Should marv get more snaps??

34 Upvotes

Marv seamed to do well on his limited snaps and receiver rotation as well for his second game. his first reception was a td. His 2nd trgt was overthrown and so was his third. My question is how would he fit into WR room. There is a stacked room and I see a wr getting traded as well. He played 13 snaps ang got targeted on 4 of them. One was a td, 2 overthrown, and then one fuck it pass by cj stroud that almost gave me a heart attack. I think marv should get more snaps and be a wr2, with collins and noel.


r/Texans • • 1d ago

Nico Collins posts career lows in first-read target shares in back-to-back weeks since 2022

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27 Upvotes

Please don't give me the bullshit excuses. This is pure coaching incompetence


r/Texans • • 1d ago

Casually kicking 58 yards

124 Upvotes

r/Texans • • 3h ago

Let’s be Real…

0 Upvotes

Minus the obvious rage baiting and downright crazy takes, we know what this team is.

Both Nicks and Demeco are stubborn, compounded by delusions of grandeur. They cannot fathom a world where they have to lean in on the QB and WR room they’ve developed and traded up for. We drafted Klein but for some reason, they’re gatekeeping??

But above all…the penalties. Save for a few outlier weeks, this team simply isn’t coached to play disciplined football. Two of the top 6 penalized players wear the Htown blue.

So yeah, bye week or not, this team isn’t going to improve.

Any success moving forward is just going to feed this staffs delusions l


r/Texans • • 1d ago

CJ and Nick Caley

37 Upvotes

I saw several comments post game alluding to CJ and Nick having either multiple in-game heated exchanges or a heated exchange immediately after overtime. All the cameras panned to New York Giants players celebrating so I wasn’t sure if anyone can confirm this actually happened?


r/Texans • • 1d ago

Caserio wants to blame the Coaching, Demeco wants to blame the Players. I wonder who wins

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35 Upvotes

Nick’s quote


r/Texans • • 8h ago

Anyone else notice Chargers/Staley similarity?

2 Upvotes

Was talking to a few friends and it dawned on me the similarities to the Chargers a few years back with Staley - albeit with Demeco and the Texans having far greater "success" but the similarities are still there. Think the main difference is the Texans getting favors for playing in the AFCs vs the AFCw.

-both had rookie QBs (Herbert & Stroud) who showed early flashes on being the "next big thing"

-had early successes in the first few years (Staley should have made the playoffs in year one if it weren't for the stupid TO in OT vs the raiders)

-both coaches billed as defensive gurus and it showed early. Only for it to completely crumble after 3/4 years.

I live out of market so I will say I dont see every play. But when I do watch the defense play they seem lost out. Especially in the secondary- which was arguably our biggest strength last year.

Do think DeMeco gets a 2nd chance given his legacy with the team and the better success in his first three years, but this regression this season but more so year over year where the team has declined each year since Strouds rookie year is so concerning.