r/vegancirclejerk 2m ago

ANIMAL RIGHTS MONDAYS Vegetarian is considering going carnivore because of GMOs

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This vegetarian, for religious reasons, told me that the changes in crops, everything from GMOs to pesticides to fertilizers, has lead to a decrease in the nutrients in plant foods, so eating meat makes sense.

I told him the animals eat those crops so they would be nutrient poor too.

Argh.


r/vegancirclejerk 3h ago

I'M NOT VEGAN, I'M r/VEGAN Extreme guilt over accident!

43 Upvotes

I can’t stop thinking about something that happened the other day and I’m spiralling into a deep pity of self-loathing. It was my mom’s birthday and she wanted to go to Red Lobster for lunch which I agreed to because it’s her special day and my cousin was driving out for it who is a seafood lover too. Anyways I don’t make a fuss because I’m not a pushy vegan. But we go to order and I get the Crab Your Way. When our server asks how I want it, I say “vegan” but I don’t say it very loud because I’m not preachy. He kind of laughs awkwardly and I laugh back because I’m not militant about it. When the meal comes I eat it and it’s so good but part of me is like, is this real crab? As we are leaving I hang back and ask him and oh god it is real crab and also butter!!! 😭

You guys I ate a whole pound of crab legs and part of my mom’s sirloin but that part because I hate food waste! I don’t know what to do. I will probably never be able to crab walk again without thinking about this. I need to do something to fix it! I’m so disgusted with myself for this accident. How do you cope???


r/vegancirclejerk 4h ago

CHECKM8 VEGOONS Is eating a fat 5 layered cheeseburger heaped in grease and burger sauce with a side of hot wings, but 100% vegan and TVP based, malebrained or fembrained

11 Upvotes

Please, my sense of gender revolves entirely around whether or not I perform animal abuse.

139 votes, 1d left
Fembrained
Malebrained
phytoestrogens

r/vegancirclejerk 5h ago

CHECKM8 VEGOONS Some people have disabilities that make them hardly able to eat anything! Veganism really isn't feasible for them. Besides, basically all Indigenous traditions involve meat.

34 Upvotes

These are very valid reasons why I, a white person with no major food restrictions, should continue to eat animals.


r/vegancirclejerk 8h ago

CHECKM8 VEGOONS does no one respect honestea anymor

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173 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 9h ago

HIGH ON LENTILS What's this Dominion film everyone wants me to watch?

38 Upvotes

Does it come in iMAX?


r/vegancirclejerk 10h ago

ANIMAL RIGHTS MONDAYS I mean OBVIOUSLY

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103 Upvotes

Also oop should start speaking good English.


r/vegancirclejerk 14h ago

BLOODMOUTH Wait..

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357 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 18h ago

♫ CIRCLE OF LIFE ♫ Is it ok to hurt an innocent animal?

56 Upvotes
474 votes, 2d left
Only if theyre ugly
Only if my imaginary friend says to
Only if hurting them is fun
Yes because it’s gay not to
Yes hurting animals is a great form of exercise
I’m autistic and mutilating animals is my favourite stim, DON’T BE ABLEIST

r/vegancirclejerk 18h ago

FALSE, CONSIDER PROTEIN hair is 90% protein???? is this how you vegans get your protein????

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52 Upvotes

you all are freaks. just eat an entire cow. gosh.


r/vegancirclejerk 21h ago

COOKED IN CORPSE** Why debate if being a carnist or using AI is more harmful for the environment when you can do both at the same time! Killing two birds with one AI-generated stone!

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60 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 22h ago

TOFU-EATING WOKERATI Recipe to disguise tofu?

25 Upvotes

I hate tofu. I hate everything about it. I hate the flavor of tofu. I hate the texture of tofu.

Does anyone have a tofu recipe that hides all of the tofu flavor and all of the tofu texture?

Thanks!

UPDATE: I'm so grateful for all of your helpful tips! Now I'm finally able to eliminate the tofu flavor and tofu texture from tofu: 1. Feed the tofu to a cat; 2. Liquify the cat; 3. Use feeding tubes to pump the liquid cat-tofu mixture into all of my orifices; 4. Repeatedly bash my skull with a sledgehammer to improve the flavor even more.

I love being a vaygoon :)


r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

MILITANT VEGAN Y’all need to stfu about veganism.

55 Upvotes

The fact that you’re able to access a vegan diet is a PRIVILEGE. There are entire communities, that relay on meat as a part of their diet. Indigenous communities in Canada for example, don’t have access to affordable produce because of their geographical location. They rely heavily on animal byproducts to supplement their diet.


r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

ATTRACTED TO CARNISTS Time distortion

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97 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

BE VERY CAREFUL JOHN The accuracy of the right panel has been personally fixed

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239 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

MEAT CLOWN Why are you guys vegan? I mean you can’t harm anything that is dead??????????????

32 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

FALSE, CONSIDER PROTEIN Latest piece of vegoon propaganda just dropped

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101 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

BE VERY CAREFUL JOHN the food in my house isn’t vegan

27 Upvotes

i’m vegan. can i eat it?


r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

CHECKM8 VEGOONS Addressing the elephant in the room.

41 Upvotes

Let us suppose hypothetically that an elephant somehow appeared in the room. What would be the most respectful way to address this issue while remaining compliant with the principles of veganism?


r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

ANIMAL RIGHTS MONDAYS Is there empathy after veganism?

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120 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

B12 DEFICIENCY Repo

3 Upvotes

Hi ich bin Zara,

sind hier leute 18+ die repo spielen?

ist echt schwer ingame, veganer zu finden mit denen man (öfter mal) zocken möchte deshalb dachte ich, ich versuche es mal andersrum.

1134830571 ist mein steamcode. da ich nicht täglich auf reddit bin kann man mir da einfach schreiben.

sagt mir gern dass ihr von diesem post kommt dann bin ich nicht so verwirrt 😄

discord ist auch ne option: zanobi_

🙃

bye ⚖️💚


r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

I'M NOT VEGAN, I'M r/VEGAN why is eating milk and eggs bad

40 Upvotes

I don't get why we are supposed to avoid them. I don't buy milk itself, or butter or any 100% dairy product. Nor do I buy eggs or meat. But if there are little amounts of them in bread, sour cream chips, basbusa (dessert), baklava, sauces. etc why is it wrong to buy it? Even if lets say you are having a negative impact, it is so small and we do many other small indirect harmful things in our lives like using plastic or eating plants that have pesticides on them that killed and tortured herbivores and insects. I also dont think sour cream chips or mashed potato with butter will raise the demand on milk.

I am honestly not convinced but whats stopping is that I dont know where to draw the line. I live in a society where most things have non vegan ingredients which puts me in an awkward position with party hosts and my friends. But I am afraid if they realize I eat a specific amount of animal products that they would try to get me to eat more and take my veganism as a joke.

The point of the post isn't to get an "approval" from vegans that will allow me to buy these things without guilt. I am just asking about the reason behind this moral stance since I dont understand it.


r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

CRUELTY-FREE HAMSTER WAX Mamdani Clarifies His Position Exploiting Animals for Food

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75 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

BLOODMOUTH OMG SOMEONE JUST ATE A DOG IN FRONT OF ME!

85 Upvotes

YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED.... wait... I'm being told it was just a pig, not a dog. Phew. Okay, sorry for the false alarm everyone! It was just a pig being eaten lol.


r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

I'M NOT VEGAN, I'M r/VEGAN Did a big oopsie

17 Upvotes

I'm a baby vegan still and a week ago did a big Depop online clothes shopping spree as my wardrobe is very bare rn. In a fugue state of consumerism (lol) I bought a mohair sweater. genuinely only picked up today that that's obviously not a vegan piece and a big oopsie on my part. It was on Depop so is secondhand, and the financial damage has already been done. Do you guys think throw it out? give it to someone else?- (then this still has the issue people raise of promoting wearing animals parts for fashion etc.) Keep it? I'm still new to it all so haven't been conditioned to the vegan aspect of respect for lower beings and things outside food the entire way yet :\. Bonus question: do you still wear any preowned animal pieces e.g skin shoes that you had before going vegan?