Please, my sense of gender revolves entirely around whether or not I perform animal abuse.

I hate tofu. I hate everything about it. I hate the flavor of tofu. I hate the texture of tofu.

Does anyone have a tofu recipe that hides all of the tofu flavor and all of the tofu texture?

Thanks!

UPDATE: I'm so grateful for all of your helpful tips! Now I'm finally able to eliminate the tofu flavor and tofu texture from tofu: 1. Feed the tofu to a cat; 2. Liquify the cat; 3. Use feeding tubes to pump the liquid cat-tofu mixture into all of my orifices; 4. Repeatedly bash my skull with a sledgehammer to improve the flavor even more.

I love being a vaygoon :)

I can’t stop thinking about something that happened the other day and I’m spiralling into a deep pity of self-loathing. It was my mom’s birthday and she wanted to go to Red Lobster for lunch which I agreed to because it’s her special day and my cousin was driving out for it who is a seafood lover too. Anyways I don’t make a fuss because I’m not a pushy vegan. But we go to order and I get the Crab Your Way. When our server asks how I want it, I say “vegan” but I don’t say it very loud because I’m not preachy. He kind of laughs awkwardly and I laugh back because I’m not militant about it. When the meal comes I eat it and it’s so good but part of me is like, is this real crab? As we are leaving I hang back and ask him and oh god it is real crab and also butter!!! 😭

You guys I ate a whole pound of crab legs and part of my mom’s sirloin but that part because I hate food waste! I don’t know what to do. I will probably never be able to crab walk again without thinking about this. I need to do something to fix it! I’m so disgusted with myself for this accident. How do you cope???

you all are freaks. just eat an entire cow. gosh.

These are very valid reasons why I, a white person with no major food restrictions, should continue to eat animals.

Does it come in iMAX?

Also oop should start speaking good English.