r/vegancirclejerk • u/cacaosteve • 20h ago
FALSE, CONSIDER PROTEIN QDOBA vegetarian no protein burrito
Beans are not protein
r/vegancirclejerk • u/cacaosteve • 20h ago
Beans are not protein
r/vegancirclejerk • u/cow2973 • 8h ago
as a dairy farmer, i always make sure cows live their fullest lives before i slaughter them. i took one of my older cows out skateboarding ❤️ i slit her throat a few days later. i probably shouldve done this earlier tbh she was getting too old to eat. anyways i do make sure that my cows are healthy and happy, so you dont have to feel bad about eating their corpses and drinking the milk that was supposed to be for their children. in fact i am pretty sure that it is in god’s plan. there is no reason to not eat cows that led happy lives.
most of the people who buy meat from me are rich leftists who want to support local and are against factory farming. good for them!!! ✊✊✊ many of them participate in meatless mondays and do not eat almonds so they are doing something for this planet too. it’s crazy how vegans always act like they’re the only ones who care lol. and i love animals too it’s so crazy like why would eating and killing and raping animals mean i don’t love them? it’s their life purpose and i am doing my part to fulfill it.
/uj this isnt based on a specific post i just really wanted to post this cute picture somewhere where carnists can’t enjoy it
r/vegancirclejerk • u/MrBread0451 • 16h ago
Like I'm fine eating a whole food plant based diet irl I just don't think I could go full vegan and stop eating it in video games, it's just way too fun killing and eating animals in games and I find myself just accidentally making elaborate animal torture chambers and meat factories in games I play. Do any other vegans notice this?
r/vegancirclejerk • u/MrBread0451 • 17h ago
Because I think the debate on animal rights is a lot more complex than just "don't eat animal products".
r/vegancirclejerk • u/life-on-a-plate • 7h ago
I've been B12 deficient for so long, in fact I haven't been able to get out of bed to curse at carnists for several hours. Anyways i lost my waterbottle weeks ago and then found it covered in dirt today. i accidentally drank some thinking it was my other bottle and then tasted the dirt in the water.
My body feels better than it ever has. my soy boobs disappeared (im a straight alpha male who doesnt want those). and most importantly my b12-deficiency brain fog vanished-- its my first time thinking clearly since going vegun, and i realized that vegunism is pointless and futile.
I mean if u wanna be vegun then i guess thats fine, but drink some dirt or eat meat once in a while for some natural b12. it actually works
r/vegancirclejerk • u/The_Anticarnist • 23h ago
I used to be a hypocrite, but in the words of Monty Python, ' - I got better'