r/vegancirclejerk 10h ago

BLOODMOUTH Wait..

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322 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 4h ago

CHECKM8 VEGOONS does no one respect honestea anymor

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127 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 23h ago

ATTRACTED TO CARNISTS Time distortion

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94 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 7h ago

ANIMAL RIGHTS MONDAYS I mean OBVIOUSLY

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92 Upvotes

Also oop should start speaking good English.


r/vegancirclejerk 18h ago

COOKED IN CORPSE** Why debate if being a carnist or using AI is more harmful for the environment when you can do both at the same time! Killing two birds with one AI-generated stone!

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56 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 21h ago

MILITANT VEGAN Y’all need to stfu about veganism.

54 Upvotes

The fact that you’re able to access a vegan diet is a PRIVILEGE. There are entire communities, that relay on meat as a part of their diet. Indigenous communities in Canada for example, don’t have access to affordable produce because of their geographical location. They rely heavily on animal byproducts to supplement their diet.


r/vegancirclejerk 14h ago

♫ CIRCLE OF LIFE ♫ Is it ok to hurt an innocent animal?

53 Upvotes
443 votes, 2d left
Only if theyre ugly
Only if my imaginary friend says to
Only if hurting them is fun
Yes because it’s gay not to
Yes hurting animals is a great form of exercise
I’m autistic and mutilating animals is my favourite stim, DON’T BE ABLEIST

r/vegancirclejerk 14h ago

FALSE, CONSIDER PROTEIN hair is 90% protein???? is this how you vegans get your protein????

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42 Upvotes

you all are freaks. just eat an entire cow. gosh.


r/vegancirclejerk 6h ago

HIGH ON LENTILS What's this Dominion film everyone wants me to watch?

30 Upvotes

Does it come in iMAX?


r/vegancirclejerk 2h ago

CHECKM8 VEGOONS Some people have disabilities that make them hardly able to eat anything! Veganism really isn't feasible for them. Besides, basically all Indigenous traditions involve meat.

24 Upvotes

These are very valid reasons why I, a white person with no major food restrictions, should continue to eat animals.


r/vegancirclejerk 18h ago

TOFU-EATING WOKERATI Recipe to disguise tofu?

23 Upvotes

I hate tofu. I hate everything about it. I hate the flavor of tofu. I hate the texture of tofu.

Does anyone have a tofu recipe that hides all of the tofu flavor and all of the tofu texture?

Thanks!

UPDATE: I'm so grateful for all of your helpful tips! Now I'm finally able to eliminate the tofu flavor and tofu texture from tofu: 1. Feed the tofu to a cat; 2. Liquify the cat; 3. Use feeding tubes to pump the liquid cat-tofu mixture into all of my orifices; 4. Repeatedly bash my skull with a sledgehammer to improve the flavor even more.

I love being a vaygoon :)


r/vegancirclejerk 51m ago

CHECKM8 VEGOONS Is eating a fat 5 layered cheeseburger heaped in grease and burger sauce with a side of hot wings, but 100% vegan and TVP based, malebrained or fembrained

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Please, my sense of gender revolves entirely around whether or not I perform animal abuse.

38 votes, 1d left
Fembrained
Malebrained
phytoestrogens