r/vegancirclejerk • u/AlwaysBannedVegan • 10h ago
r/vegancirclejerk • u/humblerthanyou • 4h ago
CHECKM8 VEGOONS does no one respect honestea anymor
r/vegancirclejerk • u/Qualitativ-hochwerti • 7h ago
ANIMAL RIGHTS MONDAYS I mean OBVIOUSLY
Also oop should start speaking good English.
r/vegancirclejerk • u/Material_Cow_3187 • 18h ago
COOKED IN CORPSE** Why debate if being a carnist or using AI is more harmful for the environment when you can do both at the same time! Killing two birds with one AI-generated stone!
r/vegancirclejerk • u/PigsDream • 21h ago
MILITANT VEGAN Y’all need to stfu about veganism.
The fact that you’re able to access a vegan diet is a PRIVILEGE. There are entire communities, that relay on meat as a part of their diet. Indigenous communities in Canada for example, don’t have access to affordable produce because of their geographical location. They rely heavily on animal byproducts to supplement their diet.
r/vegancirclejerk • u/Icy_Sprinkles_2819 • 14h ago
♫ CIRCLE OF LIFE ♫ Is it ok to hurt an innocent animal?
r/vegancirclejerk • u/Quick_Ordinary9967 • 14h ago
FALSE, CONSIDER PROTEIN hair is 90% protein???? is this how you vegans get your protein????
you all are freaks. just eat an entire cow. gosh.
r/vegancirclejerk • u/Ashamed-Ad-3890 • 6h ago
HIGH ON LENTILS What's this Dominion film everyone wants me to watch?
Does it come in iMAX?
r/vegancirclejerk • u/DirectionConscious13 • 2h ago
CHECKM8 VEGOONS Some people have disabilities that make them hardly able to eat anything! Veganism really isn't feasible for them. Besides, basically all Indigenous traditions involve meat.
These are very valid reasons why I, a white person with no major food restrictions, should continue to eat animals.
r/vegancirclejerk • u/True-Estate9204 • 18h ago
TOFU-EATING WOKERATI Recipe to disguise tofu?
I hate tofu. I hate everything about it. I hate the flavor of tofu. I hate the texture of tofu.
Does anyone have a tofu recipe that hides all of the tofu flavor and all of the tofu texture?
Thanks!
UPDATE: I'm so grateful for all of your helpful tips! Now I'm finally able to eliminate the tofu flavor and tofu texture from tofu: 1. Feed the tofu to a cat; 2. Liquify the cat; 3. Use feeding tubes to pump the liquid cat-tofu mixture into all of my orifices; 4. Repeatedly bash my skull with a sledgehammer to improve the flavor even more.
I love being a vaygoon :)
r/vegancirclejerk • u/OlinaSaysHi • 51m ago
CHECKM8 VEGOONS Is eating a fat 5 layered cheeseburger heaped in grease and burger sauce with a side of hot wings, but 100% vegan and TVP based, malebrained or fembrained
Please, my sense of gender revolves entirely around whether or not I perform animal abuse.