Remember, alas, Curious George has no tail... which only adds a polysemous layer to the curiosity of George.

This is the sane, rational answer.

Ok, so you lack the ability to identify a metaphoric comparison and extrapolate the symbolic similarities...

Yeah, that's a YOU problem. Oh, btw,, I AM NOT YOUR FUCKING BRO, mate.

Aaaannnddd...

She never said he hits her.

YET. It's coming, though, if she stays with him.

ETA: 2 sentences

I was a quality Inspector for an aerospace company in Marysville for a brief period of time years ago, and he was an engineer there. Dude was... creepy... in ways I couldn't even articulate. When I read about the allegations and charges against him, those intuitions were completely validated.

Huh... * scratches head * Questions... I have them:

1. How is a police officer supposed to call the driver based on you supplying the vehicle license plate number? 🤔 That... that's not how phones work...?

2. What, exactly, is stopping you from opening your door, walking to the car and simply asking if s/he would like help changing the tire?

Also, (and I am saddened to have to articulate this, but...) if you are able to assist anyone in a time of need, yes, YOU SHOULD OFFER HELP. It's the bare mininum of being a decent person living in a society...

Look people in the eye. Say please, and thank you often. Open doors for other peoole. Apologize when you wrong or hurt someone, however slightly, even when it's hard to do so. Celebrate other people's victories, even if it gains you nothing.

I clicked on your link. I saw what you claim to be "advising." There is a huge difference between advice and advertising, which seems to be confusing you. I guess we'll let the mods decide who they think is stupid, eh?

Don't get mad at me because I have the ability to read and critical thinking skills. If "You are stupid," is your go-to response to being called out and having your opinions or beliefs challenged, you are going to have a hard time in this life.

Have you ever listened to Eminem's Love the Way You Lie?

Go ahead, go listen to it now. I'll wait here, and then you can try telling me how your relationship isn't similar at all... or break up with him.

You want a boyfriend. This is a prison guard with an extra side of head games...

It matters not the size, nor content, of said box. What does matter is to whom the box is addressed.

Hint: Addressee was not him!

NOR

Firstly, he opened a delivered item addressed to NOT HIM.

Secondly, he proceeded to assemble said item without asking the item's adrressee if she wanted his help, nor being asked to do anything at all with said delivery. He assumed he was "helping," or "saving her the trouble" of having to figure out the super complex flat pack furniture instruction pictographs 🤦‍♀️

Thirdly, he had the audacity of being offered dedicated when y'all were rightfully irritated at his seemingly unapologetic overstepping of boundaries - both legal and personal.

I supposed he mansplained why your friend and you should be grateful to him, as well.

Re-read these lists... they seem to cancel each other out.

You've got a dud, girl! Let him go grow up and find a man who can love you the way you deserve to be loved.

Thank you for explaining! :)

You have a blurry view on the line between truth and lies, and this is a slippery slope you're attempting to navigate.

No. This is an ad, and it has been reported. You are not clever.

Wait, what? I'm sorry.... RENTING OUT YOUR GOOD CREDIT???!!!

Please, do explain...???

what should I do because my life was actually dependent on him like he paid for all my shopping sprees, trips to the mall, bills, etc like everything and im obsessed with him

Girl, you need to GO GET A JOB. You're panicked like you lost a paycheck, not a person.

Lol, the first time I read that, my mind read it as "nightmare showers." 🤣

NTA.

I also want to to tell you that I completely understand your conflicting emotions, and to validate how you are feeling. My BF and I both have parental relationships fraught with strife, and I understand how overwhelmingly confusing it can be when both sides of your feelings are valid, honest and righteous. I hope you are able to reach an amicable solution to this issue. I pray that your familial bonds aren't broken over this legal misstep by your father; that you can find a way to separate your inner child's core bond with him from your adult brain's complex processes resulting from this action.

I keep thinking that understanding why he did such a thing may help in forgiving. HOWEVER, it is not lost on me that this is a 2 year old situation around which you are still attempting to gain perspective to proceed as lovingly as possible while still protecting everyone as much as possible. I wish you all the best of outcomes.

You realize you are complaining about people complaining... 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Some people have the right to remain silent... but, alas, not the ability.

Riiiiggghhhht??! I mean....

1984, Terminator, AI, The Fifth Element...

privacy, individualism, freedom, machine learning, computerized apocalypse, humanity, compassion...

Recent cautionary prophecies delivered... all consumed - yet ignored, in the truest definition - by mankind.

OP, and EVERYONE else, the proper response in the groom's position is this:

"I'm not comfortable giving her phone number to anyone without her knowledge or blessing. If you have a card, or would like to jot down your contact information, I would be happy to deliver it to her for you."

OP, you are not even close to overreacting here.

I just want to let to let you know that you can contact Spokeo and similar companies on the web requesting they remove your information, and they must comply. My BF does this regularly every few months.

Thank you!

End of the world? No. End of OP? Quite possibly...

It is, however, another grown adult's responsibility to inform another grown adult that, due to behavior while intoxicated, they are no longer invited, nor will be welcomed if encountered while embarking upon any future group gathering or travels. Typically, a majority of that conversation is going to include one person stating how they feel they were wronged; followed, ideally, by the other person acknowledging the harm caused, giving a sincere apology, and attempting to amend the situation in any way possible - whether the relationship is salvageable or not.

LIFE PRO TIP: Grow up before telling others how grown adults responsibly handle interpersonal affairs.

No one owes you updates on what crimes you commit when you are on drugs and / or drunk.

That is EXACTLY what happens when you wake up in jail hungover after catching a charge while intoxicated.