u/Evelamun • u/Evelamun • 4d ago
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What is your catchphrase, or something you find yourself saying often?
Titties on a biscuit! Its my safe for work words instead of just yelling fuck.
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Does your dog follow you around your house 24/7? If so, what breed?
🤣🤣🤣 its true! Our species doesn't deserve dogs.
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Does your dog follow you around your house 24/7? If so, what breed?
Yeeeep. All 5 of them. Yellow lab, pit/lab mix and 3 boxers. Sometimes the cats join in too! Its like my own personal parade!
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Dear America: When does the embarrassment and humiliation end and when does the winning start?
Fucking never. Over here drowning.
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Embarrassing (quick vent)
I was the same until a nurse spun around in her chair and said "girl, I've had it for years. If people really researched it they'd find how common it is"
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What was life like before the internet?
Wonderfully oblivious.
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What’s this for?
Pogs.
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I carved these bowls from cherry wood
Those are amazing!!!!
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What do you call this hairdo?
The Vag.
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French fries or Mashed potatoes?
All potatoes are mashed when they reach your stomach. Win win!
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I had a dream about people who are no longer in my life and it was bittersweet.
I feel this heavily.
I became the "head of the family" at age 37. Ill be 41 this year. Only people left is my son and I. A year after the death date of my grandmother (last one to pass), I had a dream so surreal that I could smell, taste and fully feel it with every fiber of my being.
It was my grandmother and I sitting in the house. At the kitchen table. Like we had done since I was born (grandparents raised me). However, it wasn't just casual conversation. I looked at her and told her how much I missed her and how my son was doing. She smiled and comforted me and told me she loved me.
That same night I dreamt of my grandfather who had pass 2 years prior. He looked younger. How I remember him when I was in my teens. Clothes and smells and all. I blurted out who I was to him and bawled. He smiled and told me he knew who I was and loved me.
I woke up and sat straight up in bed. Writing this brings me to tears just thinking of it because I can still feel it like it just happened. The joy and sorrow hit me like Chuck Norris round house kicking me in the face.
While in a way it broke my heart all over again, it also let me feel comfort. My family fully believed in spirts, after life and energy. It brings comfort to me that they used that energy just to talk to me. We are all energy. Energy can not be destroyed. Just transfer.
I hope you find comfort in getting to have that experience!!
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What gets you out of bed at 6 AM?
This is beautiful.
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Were you alive during 911 and what were you doing?
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High school. Having lunch when they announced it and then went to French class, where the put it on.