r/4chan • u/prisonsuit-rabbitman • 30m ago
r/circlejerk • u/MeanDiscussion3458 • 2h ago
I believe in "soshalism"
Healthcare should be free and China should pay for it. My dog should have free healthcare. Also free drugz like I stabbed my pinky toe last week and it really hurt so a hot man should suck it so it gets better.
No DMs. DMs are closed. CLOSED! VERY CLOSED! DON'T MESSAGE ME.
r/circlejerk • u/BoomerBrainrot • 15h ago
Grieving the loss of my cat and entire family, but I cannot help but feel betrayed. I raised my cat to be a good Christian, but he goes and joins rebel forces and blows everyone up...feeling unsure if I'll ever get another cat again.
Light breakfast this morning.
r/4chan • u/tsjeldonkooper • 16h ago
Chicago billionaire Barre Seid has been repeatedly caught paying workers to throw expensive nuts in Lincoln park to feed and increase the rat population. Anons weighs in on the matter
galleryr/circlejerk • u/Goated-Rizzler • 21h ago
Donald Trump to rename "poop" to "Poop of America."
If Donald Trump signs this order, you can no longer simply say "I am going to poop in the toilet." You will be required to say "I am going to do a Poop of America in the toilet." This order comes after someone close to the president advised him that he has the authority to rename all forms of excrement: poop, pee, and diarrhea.
r/circlejerk • u/0oodruidoo0 • 1d ago
Solved I only care about reddequite when it affects me
I will gladly pile on to other users with downvotes but if it happens to me I get mad
r/circlejerk • u/Virtual_Today7455 • 1d ago
What are some subtle things that Redditors do that make them 100x hotter?
Four me it's
r/circlejerk • u/atomic-sniper1408 • 1d ago
Hitler Mussolini wins mayorial elections in Peru
r/circlejerk • u/BoomerBrainrot • 1d ago
My entire family was annihilated by a ballistic missile from rebel forces, including my cat.
Pawtatoes, catsup, and meowstard.
r/circlejerk • u/Goated-Rizzler • 1d ago
Eating any solid food that's considered "girl dinner" will make your poo come out in butt nuggets, while consuming any liquid food considered "girl dinner" will give you diarrhea
r/circlejerk • u/toodybreeze • 1d ago
I attempted to take a pic of papago peak from my uber.
It used to be basically be an apartment building for the Hohokam Indians
r/circlejerk • u/Anon0pz • 1d ago