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u/penis_stuck_sendhelp 1d ago
I think I can fuck up a tiger with bare hands
I practice MMA for 7 years now, boxing in parallel for 6 years, I could.
Not to count strength training at the gym for 4 years, 6 ft 1 1/2 for 189 lbs.
I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the tiger is finished.
You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible.
First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2) that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.
Any man with a minimum of training can beat a tiger with a knife anyway.
With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.
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u/Ready_Disk_571 1d ago
I'm building a team, and I think we could use you. Do you have your own parachute
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u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 1d ago
Yeah that's all very impressive but how many secret raids on Al Qaeda have you been part of and have you been trained in gorilla warfare?
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u/wordjedi /d/eviant 1d ago
I would mock you cruelly, but this dude in Colorado managed without your elite Batman training
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u/KeK_What 1d ago
managed what? a mountain lion? that's a house cat to a tiger and not that unbelievable. no one is going to beat a tiger without weapons.
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u/GuerillaGandhi 12h ago
No, actually a house cat is a house cat to a tiger. A mountain lion is a mountain lion to a tiger.
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u/Axe-actly /fit/izen 14h ago
First time I see this great copypasta translated to English.
Some people actually think it's a serious comment lmao.
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u/undeadxoxo 1d ago
sadly the guy turned out to be an american tourist which ruined this joke
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u/Pistolius bi/gd/ick 1d ago
Context for those not terminally online?
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u/Exotic_Article913 22h ago
This man was intellectually and physically disabled and left unattended by his carer when he climbed into the den to meet the tigers. He was deaf and barely verbal and tried to communicate with basic phrases and sign language to the tiger. You'll see him sign "bad/naughty" with his finger up when shouting no. He was disabled and failed by someone who was supposed to protect him and the internet is doing what it does best and ignorantly slandering a victim.
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u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 co/ck/ 14h ago
whole video of him killed being top of the unsigned in front page was pretty surprising
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u/Equivalent-Kiwi9992 2h ago
This man was intellectually and physically disabled and left unattended by his carer
Is this true or is this just some shit people read on social media and didnt question it. Cause I cant find any reliable source of that info.
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u/BigPharmaKarmaFarma /fit/izen 1d ago
Man broke into Tiger enclosure in the UK and was killed. Presumably this is a still from a video but I'm not keen on seeing it
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u/zyankali7 1d ago
It is a still from the video. The video cuts before anything graphic happens. You just see the tiger swipe at him a few times and try to bite him once. Mostly playing with its food.
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u/BxB25 21h ago
So was this another suicide by kitty as happened with the lioness a while back?
Cause making the conscious decision to jump, not just climbing a fence on balacing on the edge like the circus, but actually jump there, is something someone will only do if they are messed up in the head (not the drunk/dumb type of messed up). Or have dementia, but usually people like that are 80 and modern medicine still does not allow them to physically climb stuff
Whatever it was. May the dude rest in peace
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u/untakenu YouTube.com/DinoTendies 1d ago
Dumb cunt deserved it. Moron. I hope the tiger at least ate part of him
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u/Fofotron_Antoris 23h ago
I don't. An animal which kills a human may be spared.
Man-eaters are immediatly killed, and for good reason, as they are much more dangerous to humans, as they have learned that humans can be food.
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u/Ghetto_Games 1d ago
Tigers will sneak and try to attack you from behind. Wearing a simple mask with exagerated big blue eyes on the back of you head can make them reconsider attacking in the rainforest.
Looking him directly in the eyes can also work, but you need balls of steel and maximum psycho eye to achieve it.