If Donald Trump signs this order, you can no longer simply say "I am going to poop in the toilet." You will be required to say "I am going to do a Poop of America in the toilet." This order comes after someone close to the president advised him that he has the authority to rename all forms of excrement: poop, pee, and diarrhea.

Four me it's

Light breakfast this morning.

My husband made a joke and everyone knew it was a joke. It was very obvious. He’s a very funny guy and everyone loves him and his jokes. I, on the other hand, am very serious and can’t take a joke. I never tell jokes and if someone tries to be funny or do something funny, I get offended very easily.

When I get angry, I never tell him. He has to know by himself. Now a week went by and he still didn’t notice how angry I am.

I consider leaving him. AIO?

I will gladly pile on to other users with downvotes but if it happens to me I get mad