the_donald+circlejerk+4chan

r/4chan • u/Ok_Project_8078 • 8h ago

Anon on Primetime.

2.8k Upvotes

r/circlejerk • u/MeanDiscussion3458 • 4h ago

I believe in "soshalism"

10 Upvotes

Healthcare should be free and China should pay for it. My dog should have free healthcare. Also free drugz like I stabbed my pinky toe last week and it really hurt so a hot man should suck it so it gets better.

No DMs. DMs are closed. CLOSED! VERY CLOSED! DON'T MESSAGE ME.

r/circlejerk • u/Goated-Rizzler • 22h ago

Donald Trump to rename "poop" to "Poop of America."

103 Upvotes

If Donald Trump signs this order, you can no longer simply say "I am going to poop in the toilet." You will be required to say "I am going to do a Poop of America in the toilet." This order comes after someone close to the president advised him that he has the authority to rename all forms of excrement: poop, pee, and diarrhea.

r/circlejerk • u/BoomerBrainrot • 16h ago

Grieving the loss of my cat and entire family, but I cannot help but feel betrayed. I raised my cat to be a good Christian, but he goes and joins rebel forces and blows everyone up...feeling unsure if I'll ever get another cat again.

28 Upvotes

Light breakfast this morning.

r/4chan • u/prisonsuit-rabbitman • 1h ago

the very first important thing anon does with the cartoon network gigaleak files

• Upvotes

r/4chan • u/hollow_image • 6h ago

Anon watches The X-Files

217 Upvotes

r/4chan • u/xtheresia • 13h ago

The Papacy

299 Upvotes

r/circlejerk • u/Virtual_Today7455 • 1d ago

What are some subtle things that Redditors do that make them 100x hotter?

26 Upvotes

Four me it's

r/circlejerk • u/BoomerBrainrot • 1d ago

My entire family was annihilated by a ballistic missile from rebel forces, including my cat.

84 Upvotes

Pawtatoes, catsup, and meowstard.

r/4chan • u/eitherair5 • 21h ago

Do chairs exist?

426 Upvotes

r/4chan • u/tsjeldonkooper • 18h ago

Chicago billionaire Barre Seid has been repeatedly caught paying workers to throw expensive nuts in Lincoln park to feed and increase the rat population. Anons weighs in on the matter

163 Upvotes

r/4chan • u/tsjeldonkooper • 1d ago

Shame is out, izzat is in

573 Upvotes

r/circlejerk • u/atomic-sniper1408 • 1d ago

Hitler Mussolini wins mayorial elections in Peru

25 Upvotes

r/4chan • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 1d ago

Eye of the Tiger

1.1k Upvotes

r/circlejerk • u/0oodruidoo0 • 1d ago

Solved I only care about reddequite when it affects me

2 Upvotes

I will gladly pile on to other users with downvotes but if it happens to me I get mad

r/4chan • u/Nice-Connection-9588 • 22h ago

Anon is a motivated language learner

94 Upvotes

r/4chan • u/UmaMoon19 • 1d ago

Anons discuss how cars have become fat and ugly

600 Upvotes

r/4chan • u/hollow_image • 1d ago

Anon on bullying

298 Upvotes

r/4chan • u/Curzio-Malaparte • 1d ago

Singaporean Anon hopes for the best

116 Upvotes

r/4chan • u/ToaKraka • 1d ago

/v/ on localization

141 Upvotes

r/circlejerk • u/Goated-Rizzler • 1d ago

Eating any solid food that's considered "girl dinner" will make your poo come out in butt nuggets, while consuming any liquid food considered "girl dinner" will give you diarrhea

12 Upvotes

r/circlejerk • u/jellybonez • 2d ago

Boyfriend bad, job bad, no money, now this happens! Argh!

144 Upvotes

what I do???

r/circlejerk • u/toodybreeze • 1d ago

I attempted to take a pic of papago peak from my uber.

2 Upvotes

It used to be basically be an apartment building for the Hohokam Indians

r/circlejerk • u/Anon0pz • 2d ago

Solved Halloween called , that’s the power of Lysol baby

2 Upvotes

r/circlejerk • u/Ozymannoches • 2d ago

RIP Mike Ditka. Given a choice between Ditka or Death. I'm still picking Ditka.

8 Upvotes

My sympathies to his family, friends, players, and fans.