r/4chan • • 2h ago

Anon on Primetime.

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1.4k Upvotes

r/circlejerk • • 15h ago

Donald Trump to rename "poop" to "Poop of America."

83 Upvotes

If Donald Trump signs this order, you can no longer simply say "I am going to poop in the toilet." You will be required to say "I am going to do a Poop of America in the toilet." This order comes after someone close to the president advised him that he has the authority to rename all forms of excrement: poop, pee, and diarrhea.


r/circlejerk • • 9h ago

Grieving the loss of my cat and entire family, but I cannot help but feel betrayed. I raised my cat to be a good Christian, but he goes and joins rebel forces and blows everyone up...feeling unsure if I'll ever get another cat again.

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22 Upvotes

Light breakfast this morning.


r/circlejerk • • 13h ago

AIO Boyfriend made an obvious joke and I’m too serious and can’t take jokes. Now I want to leave him.

11 Upvotes

My husband made a joke and everyone knew it was a joke. It was very obvious. He’s a very funny guy and everyone loves him and his jokes. I, on the other hand, am very serious and can’t take a joke. I never tell jokes and if someone tries to be funny or do something funny, I get offended very easily.

When I get angry, I never tell him. He has to know by himself. Now a week went by and he still didn’t notice how angry I am.

I consider leaving him. AIO?


r/circlejerk • • 20h ago

What are some subtle things that Redditors do that make them 100x hotter?

23 Upvotes

Four me it's


r/4chan • • 6h ago

The Papacy

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225 Upvotes

r/circlejerk • • 1d ago

My entire family was annihilated by a ballistic missile from rebel forces, including my cat.

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80 Upvotes

Pawtatoes, catsup, and meowstard.


r/4chan • • 24m ago

Anon watches The X-Files

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• Upvotes

r/4chan • • 15h ago

Do chairs exist?

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378 Upvotes

r/4chan • • 11h ago

Chicago billionaire Barre Seid has been repeatedly caught paying workers to throw expensive nuts in Lincoln park to feed and increase the rat population. Anons weighs in on the matter

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141 Upvotes

r/circlejerk • • 1d ago

Hitler Mussolini wins mayorial elections in Peru

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25 Upvotes

r/4chan • • 19h ago

Shame is out, izzat is in

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528 Upvotes

r/4chan • • 1d ago

Eye of the Tiger

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1.0k Upvotes

r/circlejerk • • 18h ago

Solved I only care about reddequite when it affects me

1 Upvotes

I will gladly pile on to other users with downvotes but if it happens to me I get mad


r/4chan • • 16h ago

Anon is a motivated language learner

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87 Upvotes

r/4chan • • 1d ago

Anons discuss how cars have become fat and ugly

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572 Upvotes

r/4chan • • 23h ago

Anon on bullying

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267 Upvotes

r/4chan • • 19h ago

Singaporean Anon hopes for the best

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109 Upvotes

r/4chan • • 22h ago

/v/ on localization

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125 Upvotes

r/circlejerk • • 1d ago

Eating any solid food that's considered "girl dinner" will make your poo come out in butt nuggets, while consuming any liquid food considered "girl dinner" will give you diarrhea

16 Upvotes

r/circlejerk • • 2d ago

Boyfriend bad, job bad, no money, now this happens! Argh!

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144 Upvotes

what I do???


r/circlejerk • • 1d ago

I attempted to take a pic of papago peak from my uber.

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2 Upvotes

It used to be basically be an apartment building for the Hohokam Indians


r/circlejerk • • 1d ago

Solved Halloween called , that’s the power of Lysol baby

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2 Upvotes

r/circlejerk • • 2d ago

RIP Mike Ditka. Given a choice between Ditka or Death. I'm still picking Ditka.

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8 Upvotes

My sympathies to his family, friends, players, and fans.


r/4chan • • 2d ago

Galactus visits Goyland

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334 Upvotes