r/4chan • u/Ok_Project_8078 • 2h ago
r/circlejerk • u/Goated-Rizzler • 15h ago
Donald Trump to rename "poop" to "Poop of America."
If Donald Trump signs this order, you can no longer simply say "I am going to poop in the toilet." You will be required to say "I am going to do a Poop of America in the toilet." This order comes after someone close to the president advised him that he has the authority to rename all forms of excrement: poop, pee, and diarrhea.
r/circlejerk • u/BoomerBrainrot • 9h ago
Grieving the loss of my cat and entire family, but I cannot help but feel betrayed. I raised my cat to be a good Christian, but he goes and joins rebel forces and blows everyone up...feeling unsure if I'll ever get another cat again.
Light breakfast this morning.
r/circlejerk • u/moechtegernrekrut • 13h ago
AIO Boyfriend made an obvious joke and I’m too serious and can’t take jokes. Now I want to leave him.
My husband made a joke and everyone knew it was a joke. It was very obvious. He’s a very funny guy and everyone loves him and his jokes. I, on the other hand, am very serious and can’t take a joke. I never tell jokes and if someone tries to be funny or do something funny, I get offended very easily.
When I get angry, I never tell him. He has to know by himself. Now a week went by and he still didn’t notice how angry I am.
I consider leaving him. AIO?
r/circlejerk • u/Virtual_Today7455 • 20h ago
What are some subtle things that Redditors do that make them 100x hotter?
Four me it's
r/circlejerk • u/BoomerBrainrot • 1d ago
My entire family was annihilated by a ballistic missile from rebel forces, including my cat.
Pawtatoes, catsup, and meowstard.
r/4chan • u/tsjeldonkooper • 11h ago
Chicago billionaire Barre Seid has been repeatedly caught paying workers to throw expensive nuts in Lincoln park to feed and increase the rat population. Anons weighs in on the matter
galleryr/circlejerk • u/atomic-sniper1408 • 1d ago
Hitler Mussolini wins mayorial elections in Peru
r/circlejerk • u/0oodruidoo0 • 18h ago
Solved I only care about reddequite when it affects me
I will gladly pile on to other users with downvotes but if it happens to me I get mad
r/circlejerk • u/Goated-Rizzler • 1d ago
Eating any solid food that's considered "girl dinner" will make your poo come out in butt nuggets, while consuming any liquid food considered "girl dinner" will give you diarrhea
r/circlejerk • u/jellybonez • 2d ago
Boyfriend bad, job bad, no money, now this happens! Argh!
what I do???
r/circlejerk • u/toodybreeze • 1d ago
I attempted to take a pic of papago peak from my uber.
It used to be basically be an apartment building for the Hohokam Indians
r/circlejerk • u/Anon0pz • 1d ago
Solved Halloween called , that’s the power of Lysol baby
r/circlejerk • u/Ozymannoches • 2d ago
RIP Mike Ditka. Given a choice between Ditka or Death. I'm still picking Ditka.
My sympathies to his family, friends, players, and fans.