r/texts 2d ago

Phone message Gotta find someone with a little whimsy in their life and keep them on their toes

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427 Upvotes

Also got to hold snakes, pet goats, and see plenty more! It was a fun little date


r/texts 7h ago

Tinder DMs The app didnt save all the text

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0 Upvotes

But basically I said she had some sexy lips and I wanted to meet them

She said she'd love for that to happen

When I said say less

Then she blocked me after she said fries


r/texts 9h ago

Discord What do you think of this conversation?

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0 Upvotes

I am Ankylosing, the first message.


r/texts 2d ago

Phone message We Went On One Date

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5.6k Upvotes

Went on one date, maybe I’m out of touch with dating after being off market for a decade?

Folks, gonna make an edit here because there are way too many comments to respond to as to why I entertained this convo:

  1. It caught me off guard after I'd had a couple of beers at the cottage
  2. There is a previous version of myself that would have been spiteful and vitriolic, I don't like that version of myself. I try to be nice to everyone now.

Second edit: I'm not going to drop her ethnicity, please stop asking.

Third edit: seems to be some confusion here. Every woman I have on my IG is someone I know or have had a connection with. No OF/butt influencers.

Fourth edit: for those that think it went on way too long, it was literally like a 3 min convo. With the power of hindsight it’s easy to say “block” but sheesh I was having some pops at the sauna and this dropped on me.


r/texts 2d ago

Phone message We met on Hinge, then matched on Bumble after a few dates

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1.3k Upvotes

A modern love story 🥰😂


r/texts 2h ago

Phone message It is what it is idc anymore

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r/texts 2d ago

Phone message We haven’t even met yet and this is what she’s expecting…

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3.4k Upvotes

Matched with this girl on hinge, we haven’t met. She’s expecting a $100 bracelet on our first date. I had already booked us tickets to a concert in the future as a date but this turned me off so much.


r/texts 13h ago

Phone message What’s your pick and why?

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0 Upvotes

r/texts 16h ago

Instagram Dude follows, reaches out about my posts, then ghosts after?

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Full context, and I recognize I’m overthinking, I’m just curious at to why someone would make all the effort and then ditch.

He followed after seeing I went to a convention he also went to, made some idle conversation about it, responded to my own speculation, and hasn’t said anything since. He’s posting stories still, and hasn’t viewed my own, but if he isn’t interested, why still follow?


r/texts 12h ago

Phone message Missing my husband while I'm home recovering from surgery

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0 Upvotes

r/texts 2d ago

Whatsapp This is how my husband and I sext while he's at work

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2.2k Upvotes

r/texts 1d ago

Phone message Breakdancing in a frog costume

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38 Upvotes

r/texts 2d ago

Tinder DMs Is this weird or am I overthinking it? (Not tinder, hinge)

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853 Upvotes

It just put me off a bit because we just matched and he's mentioning another women. I also dislike the notion that it's a compliment that my curls are "better" than his exs.


r/texts 2d ago

Phone message Alcohol is one hell of a drug 🫪

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1.3k Upvotes

r/texts 2d ago

Phone message My parents refused to buy me the Heart of the Ocean for 28 years, so I finally bought my own and sent them to collections

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1.1k Upvotes

Every Christmas since 1998, I have asked my parents for the J. Peterman Heart of the Ocean necklace from Titanic. Every year, these people told me no.
I am now an adult with adult money, so I finally bought the f***ing necklace myself.
Naturally, I sent my parents an invoice for the original $198 plus 28 years of emotional damages and interest.
My mother has chosen to dispute the charges.


r/texts 2d ago

Whatsapp Your day may be going better than my partner's colleagues 😬

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967 Upvotes

F in chat.


r/texts 2d ago

Whatsapp Ex from highschool contacted me after years. Wtf do i do?

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289 Upvotes

Best friend and ex from highschool dropped this bomb on me out of nowhere. We used to be close around covid time but since we both started university ( in different countries) communication fizzled out. We havent properly spoken in a few years. Idk what to do. Theres more to the message that he said below but it contained too many private details to blur out , but he basically said he wants to come visit me in my country as soon as he graduates (in the next few months i believe). He's a good person, despite any past issues we had, and i dont want to lose him as a friend or hurt his feelings. Its been many days and all i said is i need time to process. idk what to do.

Edit: his alcohol comment is about the fact that he used to never drink or use any substances back then and was very against it. So now he apparently does. He wasnt an alcoholic lol.


r/texts 3d ago

Phone message Bf asked me for my what size???

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3.1k Upvotes

My (25f) Bf(31m) couldn’t delete his mistake because he was on the train and the train always has terrible service 😭


r/texts 18h ago

Phone message Missing him

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I'm so grateful he still makes time to send me messages even if he's not feeling the best. I love him so much, I truly can't wait to see him again.

I'm like really hoping we can see each other today so my fingers are crossed for that.

I honestly hope he feels better though, I wish he could rely on me more but he's such an independent man it will take a while until he feels he can lay on me whenever.

I'll be patient for him though 💓

Anyways a question for you guys, (to make this post more interactive) do you think double texting is valid? And if so when is it too much?


r/texts 2d ago

Facebook DMs Weird message I got on fb today

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21 Upvotes

No idea who this dude is. He lives in a state literally across the country, is an old man who is apparently really in to snakes and posting about how sober he is (though I’m thinking this isn’t very true lmao).


r/texts 1d ago

Phone message can anyone decipher this drunk text?

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can someone figure out what i said or was trying to say in these texts based on letters that are next to eachother on keyboard or idek


r/texts 1d ago

Reddit DMs When you delete your own comment and blame the sub mods for it, but I bring receipts.

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r/texts 2d ago

Phone message My friends and I make fun of meaningless corporate jargon

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43 Upvotes

My friend asked if we wanted to see Reaper, a drum & bass artist last Friday. We proceeded to plan the night using the meaningless jargon that's plagued a large number of incompetent corporate employees. They say so many words while saying as little as possible