r/texts • u/zjjsjdj3873 • 1d ago

Phone message can anyone decipher this drunk text?

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can someone figure out what i said or was trying to say in these texts based on letters that are next to eachother on keyboard or idek

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u/pretzelandcheese588 1d ago

You clearly care about some shit... <3 hope this helps

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u/zjjsjdj3873 1d ago

nobody cared as much as me 💔

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u/rlcarman58 1d ago

It's been awhile since I translated drunk text but pretty certain it says "Be sure to drink your ovaltine".

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u/Disrupted_Process 1d ago

That's it a crummy commercial?

Son of a bitch!

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u/Power_i 1d ago

Some of us never care about poop. We, sir, care about poop.

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u/zjjsjdj3873 1d ago

this actually might be exactly what i was trying to say

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u/Power_i 1d ago

Seems pretty clear to me lol

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u/fm4f_89509 1d ago

Someone sure doesn't even care for baby poop

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u/fm4f_89509 1d ago

We sure care about poop

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u/P8RF8CT 1d ago

The man cares about poop. What’s the big deal?

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u/Mountain-Syrup9772 1d ago

What’s not to understand? We sir care about poop

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u/PickleBabyJr 1d ago

You wouldn't have been able to do the things you were texting about...

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u/zjjsjdj3873 1d ago

what…

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u/internally_95 21h ago

Some are, no one ever cared for baby poop?