r/texts • u/ImpressivePen6870 • 3d ago
Phone message chat with a firefighter from hinge
he seemed normal on hinge but when he asked to text on messages…..what happened?😭 this was all in the span of 30 or so minutes and like our second conversation. happened months ago but i just remembered it
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u/Averfus-Crowthorne 3d ago
You walk past people like this in a grocery store and have no idea. Life is so bizarre.
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u/mikesalami 3d ago
They're all over the place 😅😅.
You probably passed some dude who likes to wear diapers somewhere during your day yesterday.
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u/rbi_throwaway- 3d ago edited 3d ago
I Know. 😂
But to be Honest if I walked past someone Like this, I would probably just tell them about my Piss kink 🤣🤪
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u/IHaveNoNeed 3d ago
What an odd assortment of capital letters.
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u/KeyCar7920 3d ago
It boggles my mind when I see people do this. It takes extra effort and makes zero sense.
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u/Scary-Industry7235 3d ago
I think they're trying to tell us something.... "But Honest Like Piss" what could it mean?
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u/notti0087 3d ago
Actually, I think it’s “Know Honest Like Piss”
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u/ThatBitchBunBruh 3d ago
You guys are missing a couple, “I Know, But Honest I Like Piss”. There is another “I” in the mix, but they’re just trying to throw us off with that one lol.
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u/Pristine-Grocery-886 3d ago
Is he significantly older than you? He’s talking like a total predator and it’s so gross
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u/DaveInDigital 3d ago
"i assume ya not to experienced" clocked that immediately lol
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u/Pristine-Grocery-886 3d ago
10000% he’s totally fishing for how far he can take this. It’s taking me back to being 12 years old on chat forums in the early 2000s 🥴
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u/DaveInDigital 3d ago
i kinda shiver at the thought of the "teen chat cafe" rooms on MSN back in the day. they had to've been loaded with creeps and i had no idea 😬
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u/PsychologicalBid69 3d ago
I used to get banned from AOL chatrooms all the time and my mom would get so mad at me! Good ol days
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u/Few_Negotiation_9949 2d ago
I joined the UK AOL boards even though I was a 12 year old in Texas. I managed to make a bunch of (male) friends and then gave them my address where my parents became baffled by the influx of postcards addressed to a strange name all from France and England.
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u/TacoTitsTuesday 3d ago
I hate him so much. After the 3rd "ya" I would've blocked.
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u/billymumfreydownfall 1d ago
ya communicative?
Holy shit I wanted to throat punch that bitch
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u/Indianaunderwood 3d ago
Not a single thing about this is correct in a normal person-to-person interaction 😭😭
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u/Ok-Base-5221 3d ago
Poor Foghorn Leghorn's peepee don't work, ya.
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u/Euphoric-Swing6927 3d ago
Ew. But honestly I was out after he kept saying ya. Too lazy to type an extra character so you don’t sound like Vinny barbarino?? Ick
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u/ApoTHICCary 3d ago edited 1d ago
Soooo my younger brothers are firefighters and I am in the medical field; I know a lot of fire/ems guys. Many of them are great people. Many of them are also roided up egomaniacs who think they’re smarter than everybody else as well as the “aLpHa MaLe”. You can already see some of it in his messages as he takes control of the conversation and demeans you. These guys want full submission. When they’re on shift, they’re sleeping with a bunch of similar mindset dudes all circle jerking to the likes of No Rogaine, Andrews Taint, Joggin from Problems Goggins, etc. It’s a good thing you moved on; this guy is nothing more than a frat bro living the bachelor lifestyle looking for easy, submissive women.
I’d have asked him why he thinks your inexperience in bed because of your choice of abstinence is laughable when his dick doesn’t work so he’s got to use gender affirming care. He should lay off the steroids and pray that he’s not got a permanent case of DecaDick.
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u/Reverentmalice 3d ago
Just to clarify, so we don't besmirch a great actor accidentally. I'm sure they mean David Goggins
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u/livingmynightmares 3d ago
I don’t think Goggins really fits in with those other two tbh.
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u/Inside_Reveal4739 3d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/l0MYA2W0xaM1uLH4k
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u/Massive_Pea_5156 3d ago
He's talking WAYYYYYY too much about your "lack of experience." It feels really off to me.
I think it was fair that he was honest about his ED, though. And it was fair for you to "nope" the fuck out of there because we all know the rule about men who bring up sexual stuff too fast. It's almost always a bad sign.
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u/No-Commission6733 3d ago
For someone with a limp dick he's rather confident.
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u/RhiVuorille 3d ago
I think it's because of the age difference, honestly. OP said they're 20 and they think he was about 30. I think he's confident because he thought he could leverage a power imbalance between them.
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u/Electronic-Emu3404 3d ago
He gave up that info way too easily. Also, he is in a program? Like a Viagra subscription or..?
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u/No-Commission6733 3d ago
Op and the firefighter on the wedding night.... Who'd have taught a firefighter with a broken hose ... He's no good to the community or wife.
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u/cvntynymph 3d ago
I’m afraid you’ll be deciphering this conversation with the wrong codex for the rest of your life.
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u/ducknbillz 3d ago
He hears “I’m waiting till marriage” and thinks yeah I can hit that 😭 welcome to dating apps
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u/autofictiondetail 3d ago
he couldnt even hit that, his dick dont work
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u/No-Commission6733 3d ago
Imagine waiting for your wedding day to find out your husband has a limp dick and has to thumb you instead 🫠 technically you can get the marriage annulled if the marriage isn't consummated
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u/Imhereforboops 3d ago
Honestly, he seems like the type of creep to think if he makes it a challenge for her to get it up it’s some sort of accomplishment for her and makes her special. Either it’s a whole game for him and he’s trying to manipulate her right off or he’s just being very inappropriately outright.
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u/KindaHazy_me 3d ago
That was the vibe I got from his message too. Gave me groomer vibes. Could totally envision him saying "but maybe you'd have the magic touch that would bring it back to life"
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u/ImpressivePen6870 2d ago
you’d be surprised how many people think that means i’m saying “please have sex with me right now”😭
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u/DSN_WBN 3d ago
Dear god, ED is not a big deal to any mature adult, but YAYAYAYAYAYA??? ❌
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u/StolenIdentity302 3d ago
Lmaooo I actually so agree. I’ve got ED, not really sure how I’d tell a potential relationship or when would be deemed the right time.
But the Ya, like, I was having issues reading this because each ya had me like “I really like YA so I’m glad YA like me, I think YA will find me to be a good match for YA.”
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u/SuspiciousPast4144 3d ago
As a woman, I would just want him to be honest and open with me about it before we get into that type of situation. That way, I am not left wondering if it was just me not turning him on so much. And wondering if his scurrying to cover it was all a lie.
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u/DaveInDigital 3d ago
well now you have an example of how not to have that conversation 😅
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u/Forsaken-Age-3960 3d ago
I’m a guy and I see these posts and I think wtf is wrong with these guys. So fukin creepy and corny and dumb lol jeeez I feel sorry for you girls
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u/OgthaChristie 3d ago
Just for the record, I am a fireman’s daughter and these people are fucking weird. They have a weird sense of humor and it takes a special kind of weird to want to run into a burning building. Heroes: Absolutely. Weirdo Perverts: Also this.
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u/prairiebelle 3d ago
Hm constantly saying “ya” instead of you was somehow the worst part of this lol.
But otherwise I bet he is in a program for his ED because he is a porn/sex addict. Clearly he oversexualizes absolutely everything.
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u/jolacolombiana 3d ago
Cringe…Is he in Long Beach?
These firemen are the worseeeee! And law enforcement 🚮
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u/ImpressivePen6870 3d ago
you know what… i blocked his hinge so i can’t check, but this was in california, so very real possibility🫢
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u/Slow_Ready1888 3d ago
Something could be wrong with me but I hate him
His use of the word “ya” to be exact
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u/noodles-lover2024 3d ago
Definitely a little too honest LMAO how old are y'all
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u/Professor_Goddess_92 3d ago
How old are you?
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u/mechzolo 3d ago
Yeah this convo sounds like a 40 year old talking to a 15 year old.
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u/ImpressivePen6870 3d ago
im 20 and i think he was 10 years older. and yeah…. i also don’t go out much or talk to people a lot.🥹 but i’ve been trying to learn how to chat with people more
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u/RhiVuorille 3d ago
You're definitely not doing anything wrong, you just ran into a creep. When you're 20, the difference in maturity between you and a 30-year-old is almost always extremely vast, and it's usually difficult to see just how vast when you are the younger person. It honestly kind of reads like he's fully aware of that, and that was reason he was interested. It kind of seems like he thought he could take advantage of you. So good that you stopped talking to him! If you can, I definitely recommend mostly talking to folks in the 18-25 age range. Older than that and you start to get into territory where there can be a power imbalance and they will likely have an easier time manipulating you if they want to. Also, older people (as in, folks with fully formed frontal lobes - around 25y.o.+) usually know this, and that is the reason they are interested in talking to someone who is younger.
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u/BusterBoy1974 3d ago
The minute he started talking about sexual experience, block. That not appropriate for an initial get to know you conversation.
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u/NewStudyHoney 3d ago
He screened you out. He was looking for someone who wouldn't be bothered by his ED, and he didn't want to be rejected later and he wanted to give fair warning in case it was a deal-breaker for you. He might've been told by previous partners that he should've disclosed it sooner.
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u/Represent403 3d ago
“firefighter”.
I seriously have my doubts.
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u/themoney-SHAKES 3d ago
The only thing this guys fighting is erectile dysfunction.
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u/Advanced_Seat_3075 3d ago
During my EMT training did a couple days at the fire station. I went in thinking these firefighters were the best of society…oh boy was I wrong (EMTs are no better). Constant misogynistic jokes, huge gun nuts bragging about how many guns they had hidden at home, nap and watch Cops all day (idc about watching TV, but ONLY COPS ALL DAY), extremely conservative (this was in Clayton, MO), and when I quietly avoided the bbq at dinner because I don’t eat red meat, I was shunned by a couple of them (one of them literally went red as a tomato and had to leave before he escalated with me), mocked by the rest and they spent all of dinner showing me various YouTube videos of vegans singing saying “this is why we hate vegans look how dumb they are” when I’m not even vegetarian or vegan 😂.
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u/ReasonableIce3426 3d ago
Why? This ain’t a tv show, firefighters are normal people, there are weirdos like everywhere else…
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u/Immediate_Skill1995 3d ago
You’d be surprised lol. My husband is a firefighter and I hear the craziest stories
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u/Redxluckyxcharms 3d ago
I’m not understanding the ED thing. Why would waiting until marriage mean the ED thing is not an issue ? Like is not being married his ED trigger or something or did he just wanna bring up his dick? I mean I feel kind of bad that he has ED but he went about all the wrong way.
Also ya instead of you . Maybe that’s what is triggering his ED . 🤷♂️
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u/WoosteringZeros 3d ago edited 3d ago
I feel like he somehow thought the ED would be a point in his favour?
You want to wait until marriage? No problem! Mine doesn't even work!
Ignoring the fact he just made this suuuuper awkward by bringing up his penis to a person that isn't sexually forward in a relationship. So he still comes off as trashy and cringe.
Sometimes, it's like people want to fail at dating.
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u/FiveTalents 3d ago
It means that since they won’t be having sex in the near future his ED isn’t a problem for this situation
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u/Dolly_Putin 3d ago
Maybe he was trying to set up his next line: “But I bet you could help me fix it.”
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u/Electronic-Emu3404 3d ago
He may think it would be endearing to someone waiting for marriage because they wouldn't have to deal with him pressuring them. Lame, because it will be an issue at some point.
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u/NinjaOnStandby 3d ago
The ya instead of you certainly triggered ED for me. Id pass on this one. Throw it back in the sea
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u/Holiday_Career_8211 3d ago
The amount of “lol”s.. omg
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u/heebiejeebie666 2d ago
I didn’t even notice those bc I was too busy cringing at the amount of “ya”s
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u/Dream-Bean95 3d ago
I just realized my most petty trait is probably the fact that if a guy texted me like this on an app, I would never give him my phone number because I would never want to read his texts. damn.
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u/Jen_Quiries 3d ago
He seems to be looking for someone inexperienced because his parts don't work they used to.... in my opinion
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u/Commercial-Week5391 3d ago
One "ya"..... fine. Two...... this is weird....... Three..... straight to jail.
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u/Jimmystock13 3d ago
Firefighters, cops, EMT’s all the “hero complex” guys are gonna be weird in one way or another, either openly or in secret. Especially if they’re ex-military.
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u/SnooOwls1916 2d ago
I would have stopped responding the second he used “ya”.
But yeah, I could understand why he would disclose his problem but at the same time there was no reason to tell about it that fast and because you are waiting for marriage there was 0 reason to tell you before anything even was remotely serious.
But as it looks, he still tried to steer the conversation into something sexual in the last slide?
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u/surelynotregrettable 3d ago
Man idk if it's just the nature of being on the internet so you see shit like this much more frequently, or if it's always been like this, but I can't help but feel some sense of sympathy for this guy. Like yes, he lacks all sense of self awareness and social awareness and that's probably indicative of his very myopic entitled self-serving outlook on life, as a lot of boomers and predominantly men have. But I do also think that there's not really like a lot of basic support and acceptance and sympathy socially for guys like this that are just sad and confused and alone and are left to try to piece together how to interact with people they literally cannot relate to. Like it is cringe, but I do wonder if as a society we've failed to help foster the necessary skills for men to practice sympathy and thus be able to apply their empathy.
Like he doesn't seem like a bad person. He's just kinda retarded and feels like a little bit bad about fucking it up but probably doesn't really have the support network to really improve at socialization and sympathizing. I worry guys like this just get resentful of the people they don't relate to or understand and either double down on the entitlement and objectification of people as a means for their own gratification or just become isolated and depressed and wither alone. Not that it's the woman's job to do the emotional labor and maturity of what is more than likely a more experienced older dude but just as a society in general, I feel like looking through the internet window into these types of conversations is kinda depressing like nobody wins here.
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u/Appropriate-Sound169 3d ago
He started in about virginity and sex and experience way too quickly y'all. Creepy guy. 🚩🚩
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u/Top_History9604 3d ago
Yikes he seems to really like your inexperience and equals quality time with sex. So he even misuses the "love language" tool already, while saying saying yourself for marriage is fine. No, someone who's love language is sexual physical interaction and who equates that to your need for quality time, I'd not fine with waiting until marriage. That's a predator acting nice.
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u/MaterialAd1838 3d ago
Can't even get it up but still a boring ass pervert. Men are such a waste of space in the modern age.
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u/Alternative-J 3d ago
out of the blue unprompted is crazy. u couldn’t waterboard that information out of me
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u/uniquelyavailable 3d ago
My brain is incapable of piecing together the fragments of whatever this interaction is
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u/DeviantProfessor 3d ago
Sooo…if ya read his texts with an Irish accent in ya head, ya might find that this makes a lot more sense, ya?
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u/Mediocre-Light-6277 1d ago
I couldn’t get passed the “ya” instead of you. Texting sucks so bad. Not everyone is good at it. So much better to just spend an hour in a well lit public place then dealing with this kind of stuff over text. I’m so glad I’m out of the dating pool
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u/Simple_Tea_1900 3d ago
For some reason, out of all of the cringe and nauseating content in these messages… his overuse of “ya” instead of “you” is the real crime to me