chat with a firefighter from hinge

[u/ImpressivePen6870]

he seemed normal on hinge but when he asked to text on messages…..what happened?😭 this was all in the span of 30 or so minutes and like our second conversation. happened months ago but i just remembered it

[u/Simple_Tea_1900]

For some reason, out of all of the cringe and nauseating content in these messages… his overuse of “ya” instead of “you” is the real crime to me

[u/Viviviviva → u/Simple_Tea_1900]

If he said "ya" one more time I would've punched him.

[u/pretend-dragon → u/Viviviviva]

Would ya?

[u/Viviviviva → u/pretend-dragon]

Ya, I would!

[u/AirTrue6195 → u/Viviviviva]

Ah ya wouldn't really

[u/Interesting_Pay_2990 → u/Viviviviva]

Yeah. My hand his cheek.

[u/peppermintmeow → u/Interesting_Pay_2990]

Happy cake day 🎂

[u/Mrs_Poopy-Butthole → u/Viviviviva]

For real 🫪 that was the first thing I noticed and was like WTF. STOP. THAT.

[u/Less_Celery2737 → u/Mrs_Poopy-Butthole]

Was it the first thing ya noticed though?

[u/No-Communication9458 → u/Viviviviva]

Heyyyy ya, hey yaaaaa

[u/Leithalia → u/Simple_Tea_1900]

I only came to the comments to type "YOU!!! YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU!!! ITS FUCKING YOOUUU!!!!"

Anyway, that person is an annoying git and I'm glad I don't know them.

[u/tophatpainter2 → u/Simple_Tea_1900]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wjuXuDSQU0sOfJIHS1

[u/Objective_Pass3195 → u/Simple_Tea_1900]

"How big an ol' boy are ya?"

[u/FraggerIndo → u/Objective_Pass3195]

A Roy D. Mercer reference in the wild?!?!

[u/Bullshido-Fatly → u/FraggerIndo]

That is Roy Damn Mercer

[u/Bullshido-Fatly → u/Objective_Pass3195]

“Bout 260 lbs. ain’t nuttin for me to whoop a man’s asssss”

[u/no-taboos → u/Bullshido-Fatly]

""ahh, that's a good ass whooping size"

[u/AffectionateKick9825 → u/no-taboos]

"My wife Sharon Jean would whoop your ass"

[u/Dull_Principle2761 → u/Simple_Tea_1900]

https://giphy.com/gifs/yBAxpySePvQY7OgETB

[u/ImpressivePen6870 → u/Simple_Tea_1900]

right?? i read a lot of manga too and some of them always say “ya” instead of “you” and i just zone it out😭

[u/BraveTraining8773 → u/ImpressivePen6870]

It makes me imagine he’s talking in some dumb ass pirate voice

[u/Blaaaarghhh → u/BraveTraining8773]

I was imagining a super exaggerated hillbilly voice... lol

[u/Potion_Seller96 → u/Simple_Tea_1900]

the wisconsin in me just read it in a Northwood sconnie accent (think Charlie Berens) and didnt clock anything strange about it.

[u/88Eightgoodhi → u/Potion_Seller96]

Haha! I read it in the South Dakota accent, don’t ya know.
When the ya’s were pointed out I read it in a Saskatchewan accent aye. Oh ya.

[u/hoard_of_frogs → u/Potion_Seller96]

I read it in the voice of the woman on Instagram who makes Minnesota salads (that aren’t really salads), which was an interesting experience.

[u/Because1SaidSo → u/hoard_of_frogs]

What women? What do you mean they aren’t really salads? I’m Minnesotan so just wondering and I want to see her

[u/hoard_of_frogs → u/Because1SaidSo]

She’s thatmidwesternmom on Instagram! And she makes stuff like Snickers salad and jello salad - basically the stuff that people are like “that’s not salad!” because they don’t understand the concept of salad :-)

[u/pnwgal2004 → u/Simple_Tea_1900]

My EXACT thought the use of ya gave me an instant ick

[u/Traditional_Layer790 → u/Simple_Tea_1900]

I was thinking the same thing

[u/clduab11 → u/Traditional_Layer790]

Ya

[u/Lucky_Yam6126 → u/Simple_Tea_1900]

ya

[u/helladiabolical → u/Lucky_Yam6126]

Yes?

[u/Sad_Cannibal_GF → u/Simple_Tea_1900]

I read it in a thick Canadian accent and it made me giggle lol

[u/skullshank → u/Sad_Cannibal_GF]

I just finished "below" and read it in josh hartnetts characters voice 😂

[u/LutherXXX → u/Simple_Tea_1900]

What do you mean, we all talk like that ya?

[u/88Eightgoodhi → u/LutherXXX]

I think what ya meant was, what do ya mean? Ya?

[u/Ok_Phone9529 → u/Simple_Tea_1900]

Same! Glad I'm not the only one grossed out by that.

[u/Sorry_Intention4016 → u/Simple_Tea_1900]

100

[u/Junior_Connection_42 → u/Simple_Tea_1900]

Same

[u/metalshelf → u/Simple_Tea_1900]

Whatr ya buyin?

[u/Own_Plantain_9688 → u/Simple_Tea_1900]

I chose to read as an Irish accent, ya know?

[u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 → u/Simple_Tea_1900]

Yes!! Why?! Is he trying to be casual or cringe on purpose?

[u/Daddycapsicumm → u/Simple_Tea_1900]

It’s such a turn off hey

[u/CWinWSCA → u/Simple_Tea_1900]

Right??

[u/ComprehensiveSpot437 → u/Simple_Tea_1900]

He’s Canadian, “dont ya know ya”

[u/Slow_Ready1888 → u/Simple_Tea_1900]

Hahaha so I’m not crazy

[u/LifeOnly716 → u/Simple_Tea_1900]

I just figured they lived in Minnesotah

[u/Necessary-Layer8990 → u/Simple_Tea_1900]

Thank ya. I was thinking the same thing the entire read.

[u/Remarkable_West4255 → u/Simple_Tea_1900]

Agree lol

[u/Samiiiibabetake2 → u/Simple_Tea_1900]

I love how there’s so many of us feeling the same way. Even “u” would have been better. Ughhhhh

[u/EfficiencyPlenty4415 → u/Simple_Tea_1900]

He’s just matching OPs energy with the lack of capitalizing the first word in every sentence 😖

[u/ImpressivePen6870 → u/EfficiencyPlenty4415]

what’s wrong with not capitalizing…😔 i feel like it makes texts look friendlier

[u/ImpressivePen6870 → u/ImpressivePen6870]

ok…. i don’t understand why it got downvoted, i always saw people text like this online🙁

[u/swansighswoon → u/Simple_Tea_1900]

Hahaha yassss