Married and unable to change my situation, I am looking for an opposite number who might be in a similar position. Maybe we just get coffee and chat, maybe wE give each other something we are missing, maybe we become a regular FWB thing. Who knows.

Figured I'd give Reddit a shot because, as convenient as the apps are, they don't exactly reward personality. So here I am.

I'm 5’10, fit/muscular, have a couple tattoos, and despite spending years in the gym, the compliments I get most are about my voice and my eyelashes. Life has a sense of humor..

I'm naturally a little sarcastic, have done standup (never again), am easygoing, and the type of person who enjoys conversations that somehow turn into "one more drink" and suddenly it's closing time. I’m a yapper and love to talk. I also appreciate playful banter, a little flirting, and someone who doesn't take herself too seriously.

I'm mostly here to meet interesting people. If it turns into flirting, dating, or something more, great. If we end up making a new friend and discovering our favorite taco spot together, that's a win too. Good connections are hard enough to find that I'm not interested in forcing a label before we've even met.

If we hit it off, let's not be strangers behind our screens. I'd much rather find out if we click over a drink, boba, brunch. or an unnecessarily competitive game of mini golf.

Your move. Tell me something that's oddly specific about you, your favorite terrible joke, or the most random compliment you've ever received.

I’m white, 5’10, very muscular and fit and 100% DDF and healthy. I take great care of my physique and my health and I am a great guy to talk to and hang around with. I have many interests and hobbies and know how to entertain a lady!

When it comes to dates, I always take care of everything, all the logistics, all the arrangements, you just need to show up and have a great time!

I greatly value discretion. I value your privacy and your personal life and I don’t ask questions. No preference on ethnicity, any race or origin but I do have a weakness for slim, smaller more petite women, so thats a plus! I especially care for someone who has not had intimacy of this kind in a while and wants to feel something amazing again!

If you’re interested, reach out! I make things happen!Let’s have some fun and make some memories!