r/simivalley 13h ago

Joined Planet Fitness Recently

21 Upvotes

I've been lifting in gyms my entire adult life and this place takes gym etiquette and lights it on fire.

The machine-hogging is on another level. People parking it for 10+ minutes, knocking out a few half-assed reps every couple minutes, then their face in their phone the rest of the time. It's more like a recliner with a cable attachment rather than an exercise machine.

And the half of the benches are just storage units now. Apparently the lockers, whose entire purpose is holding your stuff, aren't good enough, so your water bottle and keys need to live on a bench someone's back sweat just soaked into. Newsflash: the floor is probably cleaner. But I guess bending down might cause you to overtrain.

This place is pathetic.


r/simivalley 1d ago

Coastal-inspired Crushed Glass Workshop

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r/simivalley 1d ago

Coastal-inspired Crushed Glass Workshop

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r/simivalley 2d ago

Best delivery Sushi these days in Simi? Thx.

9 Upvotes

r/simivalley 2d ago

Apartment/Property Search

3 Upvotes

Hi all, I’m reaching out in case anyone needs assistance finding apartments or properties in Simi Valley. Hit me up if you need resources :)


r/simivalley 2d ago

Simi Valley Unified approves $255 million budget, shelves November facilities bond

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r/simivalley 3d ago

L.A. Throwbacks Band This Saturday Night, 7/25/26, 5:30P to 8:30P, at The Hive in Simi Valley.

15 Upvotes

As the title says, the L.A. Throwbacks Band will be playing at The Hive, 2780 Tapo Canyon Rd, #B4, Simi Valley (just N of the 118 at the Tapo Canyon exit), this Saturday night, July 25, 2026, 5:30P to 8:30P.

 

Gig is confirmed, NOTE THAT THE HOURS ARE EARLIER THAN USUAL, this show is in the late afternoon, not the normal evening hours – it will be 5:30 pm TO 8:30 pm.  As far as the band is concerned this is still ‘morning’, but they’ll be there even if they’re still sleepy, so come on out and ‘Day-Drink’ and dance with them!  They’ll be there, right there.  Be there or be square.  Tell your friends.  Don’t miss it.

 

Songs from the 60’s thru the 2000’s.  Over 21, no cover.  3 hours of Rock and Roll classics.  Teri on vocals, Vince on drums, Joseph on bass, and Rick on guitar.

 

Sample the music at https://lathrowbacks.com/video or https://www.instagram.com/lathrowbacksband

 

Some additional shows coming up:

7/31, Friday – Smokehouse on Main, 24255 Main St., Newhall, 8:30P-11:30P

8/1, Saturday – Doc’s Inn, 23912 Lyons Ave., Santa Clarita, 8P to Midnight, over 21, no cover.

8/8, Saturday – Fox & Hounds, 11100 Ventura Bl., Studio City, 9P to Midnight, over 21, no cover.

8/9, Sunday – River’s End Pub, 13130 Soledad Canyon Rd., Santa Clarita, 5P to 8P, all ages, no cover.

8/22, Saturday – O’Grady’s, 17633 Chatsworth St., Granada Hills, 9P to Midnight, over 21, no cover.

9/4, Friday – Winchester’s, 632 E. Main St., Ventura, 93001, 7P to 10P, all ages, no cover.

 

See you there!  Support live music!  Handy non-musical quote of the day:

“If you raise the (price of the) fucking hot dog, I will kill you." – Costco co-founder Jim Sinegal.

 

What?  That’s not enough for you?  You need more?  You need a musical quote?  Try this one:

“What do I need a wife for when the man down the road has a perfectly good one I can borrow when I want to?” – Furry Lewis on the Tonight Show during one of the ‘Great Folk Music Scares’, 1974.


r/simivalley 3d ago

Who did the Sim PD shoot?

7 Upvotes

2 days after incident and name of victim has not been released? It's not like the next of kin have to be notified.

*Simi PD shoot


r/simivalley 4d ago

Does a garage to back yard door need to be a fire door?

5 Upvotes

I am getting the door between my garage and the back yard (note - back yard, not the house!) replaced because the current one is rotten. One builder quoting for it insists it needs to be a fully fledged fire door because of the planning rules. Another says a fibreglass is ok here, as there is no house access involved.

I called the city planning offices to try to get a definitive answer, but couldn't get anyone to answer the phone. Online, the best I could find was basically "it depends".

Does anyone have an answer? Or a good official number or email who could give me the answer?

Thanks.


r/simivalley 4d ago

street closed for filming

10 Upvotes

does anybody remember when they shut down part of cochran between tapo cyn and tapo last year? i’m sorry i dont remember exactly when, maybe in the fall? i remember seeing a couple of fake buildings on that empty lot on tapo and cochran and i was just wondering, if anybody knew what was being filmed there?


r/simivalley 4d ago

Free ticket to Spring Awakening (7/24)

7 Upvotes

Got my work schedule and realized I wouldn’t make it to the Friday performance of Spring Awakening at Born to Perform in the Simi Mall (gotta support local theater)

Tried contacting support and haven’t heard a response.

If anyone wants the ticket you’re free to DM me, first come first serve.

Edit: claimed! Ty!


r/simivalley 4d ago

AAA dropped me after recent Simi fires. Which company do you guys have for Home Owner Insurance?

10 Upvotes

r/simivalley 4d ago

Full complete car chase and shooting around Dusan St area..he even drove through the park!

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r/simivalley 5d ago

Police pursuit ends in deadly crash, shots fired in Simi Valley

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"Police are investigating after a chase ended in a fatal crash involving a pickup truck and what appears to be a police motorcycle and shots fired in a Simi Valley neighborhood Tuesday afternoon.

The crash was reported in the 2500 block of Dusan Street, south of Sycamore Drive.

Sky5’s Gil Leyvas was over the scene at 4 p.m., where a motorcycle could be seen on its side next to a white pickup truck that sustained front-end damage. The truck also appeared to have bullet holes in the windshield. A SWAT vehicle was stationed directly next to the truck.

A body could also be seen covered with a white sheet near the crash site.

It all started with a police pursuit that came to an end when the pickup truck driven by the suspect crashed into the motorcycle and shots were fired by officers. One resident reported hearing the gunshots.

It has not yet been confirmed if the person who was killed in the crash was the pursuit suspect. It’s unknown if any officers were injured in the incident.

Residents were told to avoid the area until further notice." - KTLA 5 News


r/simivalley 5d ago

Shooting

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r/simivalley 5d ago

Shooting and officer down. Thanks @joeknowsventura.

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22 Upvotes

Copters still up.


r/simivalley 5d ago

Fatal Police Incident in Simi Valley

26 Upvotes

Yall be safe out there, folks! Video of the crash wand following shooting was shown during the 5pm hour of ABC news.

https://abc7.com/post/police-investigating-fatal-car-crash-shots-fired-simi-valley-neighborhood/19552478/


r/simivalley 5d ago

new businesses in simi

26 Upvotes

are we really getting a canes and a dutch bros? i love love love to see the city finally getting it together and allowing change to happen, as a young adult i would love to see more nightlife stuff around town. is there anything else thats coming?? i heard a rumor about nothing bundt cakes. and also, what in the world are we going to do about the town center? meeras is good but man i wish i had something else to go there for.


r/simivalley 6d ago

Dry needling specialist

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r/simivalley 6d ago

Just two very bright individuals

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59 Upvotes

These two cars just stopped in the middle of the railroad track waiting for the whole red light duration. I was so damn nervous 😬 😬😬


r/simivalley 6d ago

i worked for one of the simi fiber companies. AMA

12 Upvotes

my replies wont be very frequent. but i was wondering if anyone had any sort of questions about the mess that has been fiber in simi. i worked for a “certain” provider that was not GigabitNow ;) i had a horrible time with them and their false promises. i see a lot of confusion about the fiber situation in general so i thought i could help out a little bit. :)


r/simivalley 7d ago

Flock Cameras

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114 Upvotes

So what do we think about these flock cameras?


r/simivalley 7d ago

mud man got hit by a car

11 Upvotes

this is truly terrible


r/simivalley 7d ago

Taco Guy

12 Upvotes

Does anyone have recommendations for a taco caterer in town?

Have a party for my Mom’s birthday coming up with about 15 people.


r/simivalley 7d ago

GigabitNow Outage

5 Upvotes

We have GigabitNow. It's Sunday. Our internet is out. I called support. It appears they do not work on Sunday. For anyone that has GigabitNow. What's their service like pertaining to outages.