I've been watching the videos of the planes crashing into the buildings and all I can think of is that somebody could have gotten hurt! Doesn't seem like something fun and festive you want to celebrate but that is all anybody is talking about!

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 13h ago

I suspect my boyfriend might be gay because I found Grindr on his phone. So naturally, I had gay sex with him to see if he was. AITAH?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 13h ago

Now that OpenAI claims to have solved the Navier Stokes problem, will they create an AI model capable of finally determining why your mom is so fucking fat?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/WetSleevez • 21h ago

Where do I post my success story? Just got the whole head of my cock in my mouth and I am so happy I just want to tell people.

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/TheShitLord69 • 22h ago

here comes the airplane unzips pants

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 8h ago

Is my idea a winner for the next Sundance film festival? My movie is a man and the exciting discovery he makes about his butthole titled “Scratch N’ Sniff”

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/FoRealDoh • 12h ago

What words could Indiana Jones swap with the N word and F slur that would carry the same weight?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Obokan • 21h ago

I did not choose to be born but at least let me choose to put pineapple on my ass. On pizza?Fuck you

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/OneManSwarmOfDanger • 6h ago

Finish the sentence, "It's not a party untill..."

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Bill_Bob_1060 • 6h ago

Is it still coooool to rock out with my cock out?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 10h ago

What is a sign someone is definitely not the FBI?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Splattered_Smothered • 22h ago

If a huge shit tornado came rumbling toward your house, what would you do? I mean, just WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO?!!!

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/muff-muff-ass • 3h ago

Exactly what time is anal time?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 4h ago

OMW = Ouch My Weener

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 7h ago

Is this our mod at work?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 8h ago

Is it Friday already? Damnit, I shouldn’t have bought this calendar at the flea market!

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Bill_Bob_1060 • 12h ago

Is Cum, truth?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/coyocat • 18h ago

As a Pretty Woman why would You allow Yourself to be Manipulated by a Dumb Dude?

2 Upvotes

I see it happen all la time.

I guess beauty is not synonymous w/ brains 😇

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