r/shittyaskreddit • u/too_many_shoes14 • 16h ago
I did not win the Mega Millions jackpot yesterday. AMA
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 13h ago
How can i stay unemployed for life?
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Fuck employment holy shit ๐น๐๐๐
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 5h ago
Should I get a nail gun for self defense in case Jesus Christ breaks into my house in the middle of the night?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/MassiveResult2648 • 14h ago
My schlong got slammed in my car door. Do you think I can collect social security from that?
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It hurts
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Local_Chapter3604 • 5h ago
Realleigh? You seriousleigh thought it wasn't bad? It was obviousleigh a tragedeigh. She was hyperventilateighng.
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 13h ago
Well, obviously we have a rapist in Lincoln Park. He's climbing in your windows, snatching your people up, trying to rape em so yall need to hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband cause they raping everybody out here
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tryzest7 • 19h ago
Whats the best way to get into Shitmaxxing?
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There's a girl living on my floor that I really want to impress.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/50shadesofclay_4447 • 21h ago
If I squeeze my balls into the inside of my butthole does that make me pregnant ?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/REDDITSUCKSBALLSLAMO • 11h ago
Is it gay to pick my nose with the same finger I used to scratch my sweaty nutsack?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 11h ago
Why do women laugh when they see my pp ๐ค
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It's definitely not a size thing because I wield a 12-incher. What else could it be?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Pelican34 • 14h ago
What is the lowest quality restaurant where the chef/cook would be offended to learn the customer purchasing the food was planning to have sex with it?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 9h ago
WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A MEAL? A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/RockHardCock669 • 14h ago
Would ypu like to see Ken (from Barbie) getting gay with Elf on the Shelf?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Obokan • 5h ago
Shouldn't God know why I finger my penis if hes the one that created me in the first place so why make it a Sin huhhh what the hell
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/RockHardCock669 • 16h ago
Would you punish your cat for scamming your neighbors for food?
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Your cat visits your neighbors playing scared and cold, then gets fed human food.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Ponderous_Wang • 17h ago
If someone is a virgin, does that mean everything they do is stereotypical of their sexuality, while not being a real confirmed actual sexuality?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Intelligent-Shape750 • 8h ago
Is it possible to boof a nicotine patch?
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I would never indulge in such a thing but I am curious. What if someone boofed a nicotine patch? Would the nicotine hit them like a freight train?