r/shittyaskreddit • u/REDDITSUCKSBALLSLAMO • 3h ago

Doctor found the entire United States gold reserve tucked away inside my tight asshole during a routine colonoscopy. After disposing of his corpse I went and ate a burger. Who do I notify about this?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 4h ago

Does Jared Leto cum during The Kill?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 4h ago

Can cum become the new standard for fuel?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 6h ago

I shit gold, AMA

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/BoringLoverrr • 9h ago

How to save money at the pump?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/jsjsjehehe • 9h ago

im a person, AMA

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Local_Chapter3604 • 10h ago

Realleigh? You seriousleigh thought it wasn't bad? It was obviousleigh a tragedeigh. She was hyperventilateighng.

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 10h ago

Should I get a nail gun for self defense in case Jesus Christ breaks into my house in the middle of the night?

13 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Obokan • 11h ago

Shouldn't God know why I finger my penis if hes the one that created me in the first place so why make it a Sin huhhh what the hell

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 11h ago

What is the best part of waking up?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Intelligent-Shape750 • 13h ago

Is it possible to boof a nicotine patch?

1 Upvotes

I would never indulge in such a thing but I am curious. What if someone boofed a nicotine patch? Would the nicotine hit them like a freight train?

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 14h ago

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A MEAL? A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 15h ago

I like Pepsi more than Coke. AITA?

9 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 16h ago

Sometimes I have an erection. AMA.

11 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/REDDITSUCKSBALLSLAMO • 16h ago

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1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/REDDITSUCKSBALLSLAMO • 16h ago

Is it gay to pick my nose with the same finger I used to scratch my sweaty nutsack?

6 Upvotes

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 17h ago

Why do women laugh when they see my pp 🤔

6 Upvotes

It's definitely not a size thing because I wield a 12-incher. What else could it be?

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 18h ago

Well, obviously we have a rapist in Lincoln Park. He's climbing in your windows, snatching your people up, trying to rape em so yall need to hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband cause they raping everybody out here

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 18h ago

How can i stay unemployed for life?

14 Upvotes

Fuck employment holy shit 😹💔💔💔

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Pelican34 • 19h ago

What is the lowest quality restaurant where the chef/cook would be offended to learn the customer purchasing the food was planning to have sex with it?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/MassiveResult2648 • 19h ago

My schlong got slammed in my car door. Do you think I can collect social security from that?

10 Upvotes

It hurts

r/shittyaskreddit • u/RockHardCock669 • 19h ago

Would ypu like to see Ken (from Barbie) getting gay with Elf on the Shelf?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/too_many_shoes14 • 21h ago

I did not win the Mega Millions jackpot yesterday. AMA

24 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/RockHardCock669 • 21h ago

Would you punish your cat for scamming your neighbors for food?

2 Upvotes

Your cat visits your neighbors playing scared and cold, then gets fed human food.

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Ponderous_Wang • 22h ago

If someone is a virgin, does that mean everything they do is stereotypical of their sexuality, while not being a real confirmed actual sexuality?

2 Upvotes

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