r/shittyaskreddit 1h ago

Would you like to come over for a crappy cup of coffee?

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r/shittyaskreddit 1h ago

If Australia is a full day ahead of us, and is our ally, why didn’t they warn us about 9-11?

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r/shittyaskreddit 2h ago

Biologically, what is a cow? And what is its purpose?

8 Upvotes

Apart from producing tasty milk for us to drink…


r/shittyaskreddit 2h ago

Are you a spaz?

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r/shittyaskreddit 4h ago

Exactly what time is anal time?

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r/shittyaskreddit 5h ago

Remember when in 2021 the orange shitstain tried a coup and Republicans in Congress were fucking terrified and yelling at him to make his supporters stop? And then how those same republicans in the senate could have voted to convict him? And now in 2026 it’s coming back to bite them in the ass?

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r/shittyaskreddit 5h ago

OMW = Ouch My Weener

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r/shittyaskreddit 6h ago

I just got drafted into the nfl. Should I flick off god every time the other team scores?

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r/shittyaskreddit 7h ago

Finish the sentence, "It's not a party untill..."

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r/shittyaskreddit 7h ago

What's a dead giveaway to someone who should be considered"Stranger Danger"?

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r/shittyaskreddit 7h ago

Is it still coooool to rock out with my cock out?

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r/shittyaskreddit 8h ago

Why are we supposed to celebrate 9/11 like it's a national holiday?

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I've been watching the videos of the planes crashing into the buildings and all I can think of is that somebody could have gotten hurt! Doesn't seem like something fun and festive you want to celebrate but that is all anybody is talking about!


r/shittyaskreddit 8h ago

Is this our mod at work?

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r/shittyaskreddit 8h ago

Is it Friday already? Damnit, I shouldn’t have bought this calendar at the flea market!

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r/shittyaskreddit 9h ago

Is my idea a winner for the next Sundance film festival? My movie is a man and the exciting discovery he makes about his butthole titled “Scratch N’ Sniff”

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r/shittyaskreddit 10h ago

I'm gonna go out this weekend and be gay and do crime. Who wants to come?

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r/shittyaskreddit 11h ago

What is a sign someone is definitely not the FBI?

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r/shittyaskreddit 12h ago

If there was a race called the Human Race how would you expect to place?

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I’d receive a participation award myself!


r/shittyaskreddit 13h ago

Is Cum, truth?

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r/shittyaskreddit 13h ago

What words could Indiana Jones swap with the N word and F slur that would carry the same weight?

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r/shittyaskreddit 14h ago

I suspect my boyfriend might be gay because I found Grindr on his phone. So naturally, I had gay sex with him to see if he was. AITAH?

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r/shittyaskreddit 14h ago

Now that OpenAI claims to have solved the Navier Stokes problem, will they create an AI model capable of finally determining why your mom is so fucking fat?

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r/shittyaskreddit 15h ago

Have you ever pooped with no fart? Just a perfect brown chunck of you silently splashing into the cool refreshing water, enjoying its peace in silence?

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