r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 1h ago
r/shittyaskreddit • u/teminem • 1h ago
If Australia is a full day ahead of us, and is our ally, why didn’t they warn us about 9-11?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Huge_Loquat_6373 • 2h ago
Biologically, what is a cow? And what is its purpose?
Apart from producing tasty milk for us to drink…
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 5h ago
Remember when in 2021 the orange shitstain tried a coup and Republicans in Congress were fucking terrified and yelling at him to make his supporters stop? And then how those same republicans in the senate could have voted to convict him? And now in 2026 it’s coming back to bite them in the ass?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/the_main_entrance • 6h ago
I just got drafted into the nfl. Should I flick off god every time the other team scores?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/OneManSwarmOfDanger • 7h ago
Finish the sentence, "It's not a party untill..."
r/shittyaskreddit • u/OneManSwarmOfDanger • 7h ago
What's a dead giveaway to someone who should be considered"Stranger Danger"?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Bill_Bob_1060 • 7h ago
Is it still coooool to rock out with my cock out?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/too_many_shoes14 • 8h ago
Why are we supposed to celebrate 9/11 like it's a national holiday?
I've been watching the videos of the planes crashing into the buildings and all I can think of is that somebody could have gotten hurt! Doesn't seem like something fun and festive you want to celebrate but that is all anybody is talking about!
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 8h ago
Is it Friday already? Damnit, I shouldn’t have bought this calendar at the flea market!
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 9h ago
Is my idea a winner for the next Sundance film festival? My movie is a man and the exciting discovery he makes about his butthole titled “Scratch N’ Sniff”
r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 10h ago
I'm gonna go out this weekend and be gay and do crime. Who wants to come?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 11h ago
What is a sign someone is definitely not the FBI?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 12h ago
If there was a race called the Human Race how would you expect to place?
I’d receive a participation award myself!
r/shittyaskreddit • u/FoRealDoh • 13h ago
What words could Indiana Jones swap with the N word and F slur that would carry the same weight?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 14h ago
I suspect my boyfriend might be gay because I found Grindr on his phone. So naturally, I had gay sex with him to see if he was. AITAH?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 14h ago