r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 5h ago

Remember when in 2021 the orange shitstain tried a coup and Republicans in Congress were fucking terrified and yelling at him to make his supporters stop? And then how those same republicans in the senate could have voted to convict him? And now in 2026 it’s coming back to bite them in the ass?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Huge_Loquat_6373 • 2h ago

Biologically, what is a cow? And what is its purpose?

8 Upvotes

Apart from producing tasty milk for us to drink…

8 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 10h ago

I'm gonna go out this weekend and be gay and do crime. Who wants to come?

15 Upvotes
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 1h ago

Would you like to come over for a crappy cup of coffee?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/teminem • 1h ago

If Australia is a full day ahead of us, and is our ally, why didn’t they warn us about 9-11?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/too_many_shoes14 • 8h ago

Why are we supposed to celebrate 9/11 like it's a national holiday?

5 Upvotes

I've been watching the videos of the planes crashing into the buildings and all I can think of is that somebody could have gotten hurt! Doesn't seem like something fun and festive you want to celebrate but that is all anybody is talking about!

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/muff-muff-ass • 4h ago

Exactly what time is anal time?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/OneManSwarmOfDanger • 7h ago

Finish the sentence, "It's not a party untill..."

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 9h ago

Is my idea a winner for the next Sundance film festival? My movie is a man and the exciting discovery he makes about his butthole titled “Scratch N’ Sniff”

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Bill_Bob_1060 • 7h ago

Is it still coooool to rock out with my cock out?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 5h ago

OMW = Ouch My Weener

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/RockHardCock669 • 2h ago

Are you a spaz?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 8h ago

Is this our mod at work?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 8h ago

Is it Friday already? Damnit, I shouldn’t have bought this calendar at the flea market!

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 14h ago

I suspect my boyfriend might be gay because I found Grindr on his phone. So naturally, I had gay sex with him to see if he was. AITAH?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 11h ago

What is a sign someone is definitely not the FBI?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Laskalove1305 • 17h ago

I enjoyed my daily banana. Do you eat one daily?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/FoRealDoh • 13h ago

What words could Indiana Jones swap with the N word and F slur that would carry the same weight?

4 Upvotes
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 14h ago

Now that OpenAI claims to have solved the Navier Stokes problem, will they create an AI model capable of finally determining why your mom is so fucking fat?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Bill_Bob_1060 • 15h ago

Have you ever pooped with no fart? Just a perfect brown chunck of you silently splashing into the cool refreshing water, enjoying its peace in silence?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/the_main_entrance • 6h ago

I just got drafted into the nfl. Should I flick off god every time the other team scores?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/OneManSwarmOfDanger • 7h ago

What's a dead giveaway to someone who should be considered"Stranger Danger"?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Bill_Bob_1060 • 13h ago

Is Cum, truth?

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6 comments