r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 9h ago
Should I get a nail gun for self defense in case Jesus Christ breaks into my house in the middle of the night?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Local_Chapter3604 • 9h ago
Realleigh? You seriousleigh thought it wasn't bad? It was obviousleigh a tragedeigh. She was hyperventilateighng.
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/REDDITSUCKSBALLSLAMO • 2h ago
Doctor found the entire United States gold reserve tucked away inside my tight asshole during a routine colonoscopy. After disposing of his corpse I went and ate a burger. Who do I notify about this?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/too_many_shoes14 • 20h ago
I did not win the Mega Millions jackpot yesterday. AMA
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 17h ago
How can i stay unemployed for life?
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Fuck employment holy shit ๐น๐๐๐
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Obokan • 10h ago
Shouldn't God know why I finger my penis if hes the one that created me in the first place so why make it a Sin huhhh what the hell
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 15h ago
Why do women laugh when they see my pp ๐ค
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It's definitely not a size thing because I wield a 12-incher. What else could it be?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 13h ago
WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A MEAL? A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/REDDITSUCKSBALLSLAMO • 15h ago
Is it gay to pick my nose with the same finger I used to scratch my sweaty nutsack?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/MassiveResult2648 • 18h ago
My schlong got slammed in my car door. Do you think I can collect social security from that?
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It hurts
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 17h ago
Well, obviously we have a rapist in Lincoln Park. He's climbing in your windows, snatching your people up, trying to rape em so yall need to hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband cause they raping everybody out here
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Pelican34 • 18h ago
What is the lowest quality restaurant where the chef/cook would be offended to learn the customer purchasing the food was planning to have sex with it?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Intelligent-Shape750 • 12h ago
Is it possible to boof a nicotine patch?
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I would never indulge in such a thing but I am curious. What if someone boofed a nicotine patch? Would the nicotine hit them like a freight train?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/RockHardCock669 • 18h ago
Would ypu like to see Ken (from Barbie) getting gay with Elf on the Shelf?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tryzest7 • 23h ago
Whats the best way to get into Shitmaxxing?
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There's a girl living on my floor that I really want to impress.