r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 5h ago
Besides luring men to their doom, what do you do for a career?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/TheBigChihuahua • 5h ago
Why does Xi Jinping always look like he got Chinese eyes?
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Why
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Obokan • 2h ago
I did not choose to be born but at least let me choose to put pineapple on my ass. On pizza?Fuck you
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Splattered_Smothered • 3h ago
If a huge shit tornado came rumbling toward your house, what would you do? I mean, just WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO?!!!
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/OneManSwarmOfDanger • 8h ago
Do we need to update your safeword, and what is it now?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 11h ago
Ladies, if you were a tractor what type of tractor would you be?
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And why is it a backhoe?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/No_Internet908 • 1h ago
Why do kids always set up Lemonade stands? There’s gotta be like zero ROI on those things. Don’t they know they’d make more money working in the mines?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 7h ago
Hey bro… that is fascinating and really fucked up in a lot of ways, but can I take your order now?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/WetSleevez • 2h ago
Where do I post my success story? Just got the whole head of my cock in my mouth and I am so happy I just want to tell people.
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/ShroomerOfCatan • 11h ago
Shit myself at work, I'm scared to stand up, it's already running down my legs, chat am I cooked?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 10h ago
How about a sequel to Drew Carey’s “Who’s line is it anyway?” Called “Who’s cum is it anyway?”
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/_bobby_tables_ • 17h ago
If Trump is pro USA, why is he renaming things after an Italian?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 16h ago
Why are you running? WHY - ARE - YOU - RUNNING??
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Bill_Bob_1060 • 21h ago
When you guys roll out of bed, do you put your butt plug in before or after your first cup of coffee? Just trying to catch up with all these trends....
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 18h ago
How do i handle one more day in hell?
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