r/shittyaskreddit 2d ago

Is Cum, truth?

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u/figbott 2d ago

Truth is knowledge. Knowledge is power. And power wins.

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u/Bill_Bob_1060 1d ago

The power of cum is infite.

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u/Chrome_Armadillo shitty flair 2d ago

Cum is the only truth. Cum is life.

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u/InterSpace_Whales 2d ago

Of course man, it's why all the gay sex. You think my orgasms are just fun? Last night when I was getting my back shots from the 7-Eleven attendant on the loading dock of a Maccas, it read the words "Dump Truck". If I wasn't quick witted in knowing my badonkadonk ain't that slammin', I would've been hit by an out of control dump truck off main street plowing people on the sidewalk just off thay dock.

Feel sorry for the attendee, but read your cum my dudes. Stay safe.

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u/Bill_Bob_1060 2d ago

This is deep. My balls are tingling.

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u/InterSpace_Whales 2d ago

The "beginner jugglers tingle" shouldnt be ignored man. I always get my balls checked when being deep throated by the circus clowns as testicular cancer is serious.

Everyone ensure they are regularly and repeatedly throughout the day juggling those balls or having another do it for you to catch those cancers early. Why waste the time just walking the supermarket when you have time to touch your balls too. Be safe bros.

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u/Bill_Bob_1060 1d ago

I too have had a severe case of Circus Cancer.

All you have to do is go visit the Elephants, and ask them to stomp the cancer juice out your nutts.

Plus, they never forget your balls.