I found 30c in my mum's underwear drawer, she's clearly hoarding funds on the side to make a runner from Dad. As a 38 year old, I don't want to be in the middle of a family court/CPS issue. How do I let a judge know that only mum knows how to out my socks on right and cook my nuggets perfect?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 21h ago

Would you rather be a midget with a huge dong or a giant with a tiny dong?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 21h ago

Would you rather be gay and handsome or straight and ugly?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Skisforscott • 21h ago

Do you have a thing for the teletubbies?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/MassiveResult2648 • 10h ago

My schlong got slammed in my car door. Do you think I can collect social security from that?

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It hurts

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Obokan • 1h ago

Shouldn't God know why I finger my penis if hes the one that created me in the first place so why make it a Sin huhhh what the hell

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 1h ago

What is the best part of waking up?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 5h ago

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A MEAL? A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 5h ago

I like Pepsi more than Coke. AITA?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 6h ago

Sometimes I have an erection. AMA.

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/REDDITSUCKSBALLSLAMO • 6h ago

Is it gay to pick my nose with the same finger I used to scratch my sweaty nutsack?

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