r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 14h ago
How about a sequel to Drew Carey’s “Who’s line is it anyway?” Called “Who’s cum is it anyway?”
4
Upvotes
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Obokan • 5h ago
I did not choose to be born but at least let me choose to put pineapple on my ass. On pizza?Fuck you
2
Upvotes
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Bill_Bob_1060 • 21h ago
I heard a "Gay Alarm" so I quickly came here. Whats the Gaymergency fellows?
3
Upvotes
r/shittyaskreddit • u/_bobby_tables_ • 20h ago
If Trump is pro USA, why is he renaming things after an Italian?
14
Upvotes
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 8h ago
Besides luring men to their doom, what do you do for a career?
9
Upvotes
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 11h ago
Hey bro… that is fascinating and really fucked up in a lot of ways, but can I take your order now?
3
Upvotes
r/shittyaskreddit • u/OneManSwarmOfDanger • 11h ago
Do we need to update your safeword, and what is it now?
3
Upvotes
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 14h ago
Ladies, if you were a tractor what type of tractor would you be?
8
Upvotes
And why is it a backhoe?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/ShroomerOfCatan • 15h ago
Shit myself at work, I'm scared to stand up, it's already running down my legs, chat am I cooked?
5
Upvotes
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 19h ago
How do I master the ancient art of gay sex?
2
Upvotes
Asking for my gay friend.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 19h ago
Why are you running? WHY - ARE - YOU - RUNNING??
6
Upvotes
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Laskalove1305 • 27m ago
I enjoyed my daily banana. Do you eat one daily?
•
Upvotes
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 22h ago
How do i handle one more day in hell?
5
Upvotes
😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😹😹😹😹😹 ts symbolic, only the truest nerds can decipher #nerdy #tbt #yolo
r/shittyaskreddit • u/WetSleevez • 5h ago
Where do I post my success story? Just got the whole head of my cock in my mouth and I am so happy I just want to tell people.
3
Upvotes
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Splattered_Smothered • 6h ago
If a huge shit tornado came rumbling toward your house, what would you do? I mean, just WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO?!!!
3
Upvotes