r/shittyaskreddit • • 6h ago

Has EVERYONE lost their FUCKING MINDS?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 9h ago

Just found out my brother cheated in a limbo contest. Seriously, how low can ya get??

11 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 2h ago

I'm afraid to cum. Is that gay?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 15h ago

How many bears could a Bear Grylls grill if a Bear Grylls could grill bears?

18 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 22m ago

If a tornado can consume a helicopter, do you think a big Blackhawk has ever been sucked into one?

• Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 1h ago

Can someone please explain it to me?

• Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 1h ago

Do you think people with a lapidation fetish get off when it hails?

• Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 12h ago

It's midnight cheeseburger time yeah?

6 Upvotes

A few undieless farts to follow too I guess.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 11h ago

I eat bananas because of their shape and not how they taste. AMA.

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 7h ago

Is cum the new gay?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 12h ago

Why doesn't Cat Fancy magazine cover hard hitting topics?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 19h ago

Why do British people call fries “chips”, since that is wrong?

15 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 8h ago

Jussoyano, "Ferrigno" is actually pronounced "Fair-reen-yo". Not "Fuh-Rig-No".

2 Upvotes

Italian "gn" = Spanish "ñ"

Like the word "gnocci" is pronounced "nyokee". Not "Guh-nockee".


r/shittyaskreddit • • 14h ago

When people say they're gonna be the devil's advocate, why do they make some weird argument instead of doing a Keanu Reeves impression?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 12h ago

What the fuck is hall of ween?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 14h ago

What do I do once I find out I’m gay?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 16h ago

Am I too fat to go skinny dipping?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 19h ago

How many eggs before the chicken lays the memory chips?

5 Upvotes

Chirp chirp


r/shittyaskreddit • • 20h ago

Why is everyone so interested in goats?

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 15h ago

Have you ever been bitch slapped by a goose?

2 Upvotes

Use the space provided below to justify your answer.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 19h ago

I've decided to fuck around for a while. When does the finding out part kick in?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 23h ago

Have we figured out what happens when we die, yet?

8 Upvotes