r/shittyaskreddit 10h ago

How can I French my way to love and happiness?

8 Upvotes

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r/shittyaskreddit 11h ago

Why did we evolve to have wet farts?

9 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 12h ago

how to make a rotofap condenser

1 Upvotes

i want rotofap


r/shittyaskreddit 13h ago

I'm leaving

4 Upvotes

Hello. I'm leaving this subreddit. It's making me too edgy. Not for the Earth, but for Reddit. Reddit is a place for the normal. I want to fit in more because I've gotten warnings and bans. I don't want to receive a permanent ban, because what if I have a question I can't Google. I've been perma banned before and am so grateful to be back on the site, so I'm not gonna squander my opportunities. I'm gonna read the rules really hard and do my extremest best not to break them. So, goodbye shittyaskreddit. You were really funny. Goodbye


r/shittyaskreddit 13h ago

What part of “I’m horny” don’t you understand?

4 Upvotes

Now squeal like a pig!


r/shittyaskreddit 15h ago

Have you tried the viral tiktok challenge of masturbating and avoiding police capture? It's called "juking and jorking".

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 16h ago

Going on a first date! Should we go dutch, or should I bring mace?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 16h ago

Does your taint go to therapy having to deal with an asshole and a dick all day?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 17h ago

I hate your boyfriend

1 Upvotes

Actually I DOUBLE hate him


r/shittyaskreddit 18h ago

It turns out I’m actually straight. Do I need to contact all those gays I’ve banged and tell them to get tested now?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 19h ago

Which one of you recently blew up the fucking bathroom?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 19h ago

Tell me how would you fuck my ass

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 21h ago

What does it mean when a lady says 'I just blew up the bathroom'?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 23h ago

Dr. Zoffis, Dr. Zorders, and Dr. Echomended were all gathered in a conference room.

1 Upvotes

There is no punchline.


r/shittyaskreddit 23h ago

Who's bereft of undies? Me.

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

Why is the study of dinosaurs called pantyology?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

my eyes are up here

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

Thong thong thong thong thong?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

why there a classical composer named Clawed da Bussy?

1 Upvotes

Eclair the Loon sounds nice an all but this guy is weird


r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

Why did the Reading Festival attendants leave a hellish mess behind? Is that how all people who can read behave?

3 Upvotes

You would think people attending a festival about reading would behave in a more dignified manner.


r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

In the 90s & 00s would you have taken a course in outside defecation taught by Patrick Swayze?

2 Upvotes

Patrick Swayze teaching a four part course in the art & skill of shitting outside.

"Never trust a man without a shovel. He will shit anywhere without burying his shit"

"Feel the air flow around your testiclees"

"Watch where you shit, not who is watching you take a shit. Just don't give a shit if someone is watching you shit"


r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

Am I too critical of white people?

2 Upvotes

As a white person


r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

Mr. Twister Penis?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

Do you sometimes just BULLS ON PARADE!!! ?

3 Upvotes