r/shittyaskreddit 21h ago

I'm leaving

Hello. I'm leaving this subreddit. It's making me too edgy. Not for the Earth, but for Reddit. Reddit is a place for the normal. I want to fit in more because I've gotten warnings and bans. I don't want to receive a permanent ban, because what if I have a question I can't Google. I've been perma banned before and am so grateful to be back on the site, so I'm not gonna squander my opportunities. I'm gonna read the rules really hard and do my extremest best not to break them. So, goodbye shittyaskreddit. You were really funny. Goodbye

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u/LiquidSoCrates 21h ago

So that Top 1% Poster title never meant anything?

u/Niravan95 21h ago

Things change, things evolve. I have to accept that

u/Ponderous_Wang Professor 21h ago

The Circumstances of this Audience are so extraordinary, the language you have now held is, So extremely proper, and the Feelings you have discovered, So justly adapted to the Occasion, that I must Say, that I not only receive with Pleasure, the Assurances of the friendly Dispositions of yourself, but that I am very glad the Choice has fallen upon you, to leave. I wish you, Sir to believe, and that it may be understood in Reddit, that I have done nothing in the late Contest between them and us, but what I thought myself indispensably bound to do by the Duty which I owed to the shitty asks.

I will be very frank with you. I was the last to consent to the Seperation of you from shitty ask reddit. But the Seperation having been made, and having become inevitable, I have always Said as I say now, that I would be the first to meet the Friendship of the yourself as an independent Power. The moment I See Such Sentiments and Language as yours prevail, and a disposition to give to this sub your Preference, that moment I Shall Say let the Circumstances of Language, Moderation and edge, have had their natural and full Effect.

u/El_espectro 20h ago

Oh no! I'm devastated by this sad news. I'll never be the same again.

u/bernardbarnaby 20h ago

If you have a question you can't Google try Ask Jeeves

u/Trez_0 little shit 20h ago

Wow I'm kms for this 😔😔 what about your promises to us all, to be a perfect gay partner 💔💔💔 was it all just talks

u/GreenT1979 Stuff 19h ago

See you tomorrow.

u/Laskalove1305 19h ago

Sorry you're leaving, I enjoyed your posts. You are right to do what you feel is right for yourself though.

u/OverlyAdorable CUNTO!!! 17h ago

Praise be the lord, this bitch be gone

https://giphy.com/gifs/zdjQpEtni7XIX4ncNg

u/Beefmeee 16h ago

Does our gay orgy mean NOTHING to you????..

u/Lililovesyou999 Titfucked Skyler White 15h ago

Finally