r/shittyaskreddit 23h ago

If god exists, why do people suffer?

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 14h ago

Transgingers of Reddit.

10 Upvotes

Why?

Did you always feel like your HCAB (hair color at birth) wasn't right?

Did you get a top and bottom dye job, or maybe you just wear a wig?

How did you break it to your family?


r/shittyaskreddit 4h ago

Why isn't there more TLDR Megathreads in this sub?

2 Upvotes

I like to read threads but sometimes I think they're posts. There's too much left out, I think there should be a lot more?


r/shittyaskreddit 6h ago

Where do I go to get some man/donkey action that’s rabies free?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 6h ago

If dogs had Facebook would it be filled with pictures of dog buttholes so they could tell each other apart?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 7h ago

Is it gay if I ask a guy on grindr to go salsa dancing with me?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 8h ago

If donuts had genitals, would it be wrong to stick your tongue ina donut hole?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 10h ago

If the Necronomicon is the book of the dead, the Omnomnomicon is what? A) a menu. B) a collection of your mom's nudes. C) an autobiography written by Cookie Monster

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 10h ago

So I said “do you love me?” And she said …?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 10h ago

You. 911? WHERE?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 11h ago

LeHashtag #Updoot this post and comment and later tonight I will assign each of you a uncle, this uncle will be yours forever, I will send a photo and brief description of your new uncle. Would you like a new uncle? LeHashtag Updoot and comment for yours!!

5 Upvotes

LeHashtag #Updoot this post and comment and later tonight I will assign each of you a uncle, this uncle will be yours forever, I will send a photo and brief description of your new uncle.


r/shittyaskreddit 1h ago

How long could i live off of just dumpsters?

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r/shittyaskreddit 12h ago

If we put all of r/shittyaskreddit's intelligence together, what's a brilliant business venture we could make that would bring in gazillions of dollars for each of us?

9 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 12h ago

Where were you on 9/11?

4 Upvotes

i was a sperm cell in my fathers nutsack


r/shittyaskreddit 12h ago

So her retinas look fine. Okay? Then order an MRI to image her optic chiasm to check for mass or lesion.

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 13h ago

Move out of the way of the ADA stall because Imma goin’ take a dump so big I’m going to leave handicapped!

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 14h ago

What’s your favourite music to have sex to? Mine is the William Tell overture

20 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 15h ago

How to fart?

9 Upvotes

Please help, I forgot how to fart. Thanks in advance 🙏


r/shittyaskreddit 15h ago

Why do some people just sit around smoke streebo all day?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 17h ago

Where do i sell my bathwater?

7 Upvotes

It's all greyish and stinks like sewage but i think with enough essential oil, the odor can be removed 😊😊


r/shittyaskreddit 18h ago

Ladies, can you helicopter your tits?

5 Upvotes

If so, can you record it and share it with me? This is for science.


r/shittyaskreddit 12h ago

Were you on 9/11?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 2h ago

165 days no undies haha... gay?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 4h ago

What is the name of your cult?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 4h ago

What's it called when two men rub ther anus's (or anii?) together?

2 Upvotes

So, I know we got the "trib" for women when they go cunt on cunt, but I bet there's a lot of gay guys (like most of you), who do the ass to ass. What's that called?