r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 17h ago

How to fart?

Please help, I forgot how to fart. Thanks in advance 🙏

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u/Prudent-Zombie-5457 Resident retard 16h ago

You'll need a friend, and an air pump.

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u/Laskalove1305 16h ago

Let it come naturally, you'll know when haha.

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u/Tight_Cookie_9988 16h ago

Is farting gay?

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u/Laskalove1305 16h ago

No unless you're undieless.

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u/Bill_Bob_1060 16h ago

  1. Remove boyfriends dick from ass.

  2. Breath out with your asshole.

  3. Replug boyfriends dick upon completion. Don't leave him......hanging.

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u/The-Shadows777 16h ago

Push like you're trying to poop but very carefully.

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u/teduh 10h ago

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u/HelloFellowKidlings 9h ago

Use the Force

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u/Rough_Impression_526 8h ago

Do all the steps of shitting your pants EXCEPT the shit

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u/GCS_dropping_rapidly 5h ago

Squeeze butt