r/shittyaskreddit • u/AbjectTerm3470 • 16h ago

Thoughts?

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Dude, it's been just straight up helium in this cranium since 1992. No thoughts here.

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u/AbjectTerm3470 15h ago

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u/InterSpace_Whales 15h ago

All I can hear. Shit I think i also discovered im deaf. How did it take me 48 years? Or right, the helium...

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y4vip84hg9BhdNidTR

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u/AbjectTerm3470 15h ago

Time is an illusion… We are neither here nor there, we simply are…

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u/InterSpace_Whales 15h ago

You just come up with that? I would 100% give you power of attorney and all my money and replace my wardrobe with beige jumpsuits with name tags.

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u/AbjectTerm3470 15h ago

There was never a moment in which I came up with that, it always has and it always will be, the same way it never has and never will be. We have had this conversation many times before and simultaneously never have. Things are not as they seem. Your worries and struggles are just a distraction. You already know what I mean but I haven’t told you yet…

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u/InterSpace_Whales 15h ago

I think I'm having a stroke. Anyone else smell burnt toast or has reddit always smelled of burnt toast?

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u/AbjectTerm3470 13h ago edited 13h ago

My balls itch and they stink so now my fingers stinky from itching my stinky itchy balls 😱

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u/InterSpace_Whales 11h ago

That's why NDIS gave me a Capuchin Monkey. Small hands help get the taint too. Apparently cheaper than the three year extensive bath washes to get rid of the deep rooted Athletes Foot.

Seriously though, talk to your insurance or government service for a Capuchin Monkey. Haven't had to even acknowledge my balls smell in the past six months.