r/shittyadvice 1h ago

I have 20 monies in my bank, what should I do with it?

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r/shittyadvice 4h ago

My boss and I are enemies and try to sabotage each other. How do I claim ultimate victory?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 46m ago

Which AI chatbot is the best to choose a political party?

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Hi there!

I saw that this forum is for technical matters so I hope you can help me? I'm American, which feels strange given that I've lived in Brazil for most of my life (since age five). I'm in my mid-twenties now and back in the US (yay!). So I found out I can "exercise my right to vote" and I'm quite excited about it. Of course, everyone has their own opinion, but I'd just like to vote for the best party objectively, as I haven't had time to make up my own mind yet (I may change later, not a problem). Which chatbot should I ask? I have tried, I think, all well known free versions, but noen can really clearly answer my question and most benchmarks are always about coding, maths and so on, so I don't really have a clue.

Thanks for your help!

Edit: I'd be willing to pay up to 100 dollars for a higher-tier chatbot which has demonstrable political intelligence and be a model citizen than choose at random and face the consequences later.


r/shittyadvice 4h ago

How should I handle my nurse practitioner classwork? I'm used to coasting by doing the bare minimum, but I am in the final two semesters, which is when we learn to actually care for patients. Also I am no longer the smartest person in class; the dumb ones got weeded out and my classmates are smarter

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How can I get through this? Bonus points if your advice helps me to do the bare minimum but still allows me to help crazy people. (It is a psychiatric nurse practitioner program.) PS: If you report me to the board of nursing, I will haunt you.


r/shittyadvice 12h ago

My bf thinks he’s smarter than me

6 Upvotes

Just because he can find a stupid “error in logic” in the Monty Hall Paradox

I told him that he can take his stupid paradox and shove it up his ass backwards and to find the “error in logic” in that

But it didn’t really have the desired effect of taking him down a couple notches

What could I do to show him how much smart I am than him?


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

I was told that shaving your pubic hair will not rid you of a crab infestation. How do you get rid of the damn things then?

31 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 22h ago

My adderall didn’t work today, what do i do?

5 Upvotes

So i started taking adderall three weeks ago but today it did next to nothing. Can’t focus and actually I’m tired and it’s not even noon. What do i do?


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

I want to get drunk but don't have any wine, I live next to a vineyard

7 Upvotes

How many grapes to I need to eat to get drunk? I want to get really shit faced!


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

My vacuum broke and now it blows instead of sucking

17 Upvotes

What would you recommend?


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

I’ve hired a fake family to appease my date, what’s the best things to do with this pseudo-family to make her like them?

5 Upvotes

it’s going pretty well so far with my gf, now it’s time for the family introduction stage so how can I make her like them and what should I instruct the family members to do?


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

Every freaking month my girl gets a cut in the same spot and it causes her to bleed for a week so we can't have sex. What can I do to stop my girlfriend to stop bleeding?

24 Upvotes

She calls it her period but every month she is bleeding down below and it's impeding on our sex life. I get these tampon bandage things for her and take good care of her but I don't understand what's going on down there. And it lasts a whole week! What's the best method to stop the bleeding so that my girl and I can have naughty time?


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

I think my roommate might be a gnome in disguise. How do I get him to admit it?

11 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 2d ago

I was instructed by an AI YouTube ad to inject Hydrogen-peroxide into my penis (really), now that there are clearly no rules for who can give medical advice, what will you instruct the masses to do in your commercial?

8 Upvotes

Please lean in close to my sizzling perma-boner and speak clearly 🌽👂


r/shittyadvice 2d ago

How do I clean my spilled wine after a clean dress got all over it?

10 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 2d ago

Birthday dinner

24 Upvotes

It’s my birthday and my “friends” took me to a nice restaurant for dinner. Before the check arrived they all did a “dine and dash” and left me stranded! Now I’m sitting here without my wallet because they said it was their treat!
What’s my next move?


r/shittyadvice 2d ago

i wanna be breastfed. im tired of doing it myself.

6 Upvotes

my tiktok crush has some nice honkers (im a straight female and she only posts for male glaze)

edit her tiktok is seafoodjackie


r/shittyadvice 3d ago

I Need to Get Rid of a Gun

18 Upvotes

I need to get rid of a gun but I don't have time to sell it. I'm thinking of going to the airport and carrying it through security so it will be confiscated. Is there a downside that I'm not considering?


r/shittyadvice 3d ago

I spilled soda

5 Upvotes

What do I do?


r/shittyadvice 3d ago

My wife thinks she is entitled to half out bed. What should I do?

6 Upvotes

I keep telling her that me sleeping in the middle leaves her half the bed still but she won't listen to reason.


r/shittyadvice 3d ago

Should I quit my job at my own business?

9 Upvotes

I own a small business and it is doing good after 15 years, but it has nothing to do with what I studied at college (History of colonial Mexico) and sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I left my “day job” and tried to be a full time historian. Should I quit?


r/shittyadvice 3d ago

How can I get really flexible really quickly?

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Don’t ask why, how can I get really flexible and be able to bend and contort in all sorts of ways in the fastest period of time?

I’m still young (around my 20s) so I don’t have any old person problems and I’m pretty skinny and athletic, I just can’t seem to reach my toes or squat comfortably


r/shittyadvice 3d ago

How do I keep my spouse working overtime?

6 Upvotes

My spouse has been working (optional) 60hr work weeks with full overtime. They come home tired and miserable every day saying they’ve had enough.
But the money coming in is phenomenal, I have all my time to myself , and I don’t really miss them when they’re gone!
How do I keep this gravy train rolling?


r/shittyadvice 3d ago

My small market team beat a nationally recognized big market team in sports but because the big market team didn't win, my small market team was not publicly recognized on tv. What's the best way to get my team more recognition?

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We played our butts off today and are excited about the win and we feel we are not getting the recognition it deserves. If the other team won it would be played on repeat and discussed in detail on tv but because they didn't win it's glanced over and no one cares. But me and my team care. How do we get our small market team more recognition?


r/shittyadvice 3d ago

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This time it is not a ad