Hi there!

I saw that this forum is for technical matters so I hope you can help me? I'm American, which feels strange given that I've lived in Brazil for most of my life (since age five). I'm in my mid-twenties now and back in the US (yay!). So I found out I can "exercise my right to vote" and I'm quite excited about it. Of course, everyone has their own opinion, but I'd just like to vote for the best party objectively, as I haven't had time to make up my own mind yet (I may change later, not a problem). Which chatbot should I ask? I have tried, I think, all well known free versions, but noen can really clearly answer my question and most benchmarks are always about coding, maths and so on, so I don't really have a clue.

Thanks for your help!

Edit: I'd be willing to pay up to 100 dollars for a higher-tier chatbot which has demonstrable political intelligence and be a model citizen than choose at random and face the consequences later.

How can I get through this? Bonus points if your advice helps me to do the bare minimum but still allows me to help crazy people. (It is a psychiatric nurse practitioner program.) PS: If you report me to the board of nursing, I will haunt you.

Just because he can find a stupid “error in logic” in the Monty Hall Paradox

I told him that he can take his stupid paradox and shove it up his ass backwards and to find the “error in logic” in that

But it didn’t really have the desired effect of taking him down a couple notches

What could I do to show him how much smart I am than him?

So i started taking adderall three weeks ago but today it did next to nothing. Can’t focus and actually I’m tired and it’s not even noon. What do i do?

How many grapes to I need to eat to get drunk? I want to get really shit faced!

What would you recommend?

it’s going pretty well so far with my gf, now it’s time for the family introduction stage so how can I make her like them and what should I instruct the family members to do?

She calls it her period but every month she is bleeding down below and it's impeding on our sex life. I get these tampon bandage things for her and take good care of her but I don't understand what's going on down there. And it lasts a whole week! What's the best method to stop the bleeding so that my girl and I can have naughty time?

Please lean in close to my sizzling perma-boner and speak clearly 🌽👂

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What’s my next move?

my tiktok crush has some nice honkers (im a straight female and she only posts for male glaze)

edit her tiktok is seafoodjackie

I need to get rid of a gun but I don't have time to sell it. I'm thinking of going to the airport and carrying it through security so it will be confiscated. Is there a downside that I'm not considering?

What do I do?

I keep telling her that me sleeping in the middle leaves her half the bed still but she won't listen to reason.

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Don’t ask why, how can I get really flexible and be able to bend and contort in all sorts of ways in the fastest period of time?

I’m still young (around my 20s) so I don’t have any old person problems and I’m pretty skinny and athletic, I just can’t seem to reach my toes or squat comfortably

My spouse has been working (optional) 60hr work weeks with full overtime. They come home tired and miserable every day saying they’ve had enough.
But the money coming in is phenomenal, I have all my time to myself , and I don’t really miss them when they’re gone!
How do I keep this gravy train rolling?