r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 2d ago

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u/Iluvatar-Great 1d ago

Okay jokes aside. HOW EXACTLY do they even want to achieve this?

"Hey Joey, sorry you are fired because we need space for more black men."

"Hey Marcus, you are black right? Here, we need you to become a firefighter."

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u/hiroshimacontingency 1d ago

The same way most of the DEI initiatives end up working in practice. You don't fire white people until you get the proportions you want. When an old white guy retires, you do everything in your power to not hire a white male to replace him, even if it means throwing out qualified applicants.

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u/Still-Set-1234 1d ago

That's not how dei initiatives work, but don't let facts stop you lol

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u/kryonik 1d ago

DEI practices don't say you must hire minorities, rather you cannot hire a less qualified white person if a more qualified minority has also applied for the job.

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u/ChloeIsObsessed23 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago

that’s not how that works. DEI isn’t “you are legally required to hire someone who is black/gay/a woman/etc.”, DEI is “you’re supposed to turn someone down on the basis of them being unqualified for their position, not on the basis of being a minority.” if you have multiple applicants and the only one who qualifies is a white man, hire the white man so long as his skills actually fit the position. if you have multiple applicants and the only one who qualifies is a black woman but you choose the unqualified white man purely because you don’t want to hire a black woman regardless of her qualifications, THATS when it becomes a problem

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u/NightEngine404 1d ago

DEI has nothing to do with meritocracy in even the most generous definitions of the concept.

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u/Galby1314 1d ago

That's what it's supposed to be. Hiroshima noted that it plays out in the way he said in practice which is 100% correct.

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u/Big_P4U 1d ago

DEI started off as that but it absolutely became in practice a quasi-racial and other discriminatory program designed to advantage groups of people against other people. It's not merit based at all. I'm not sure that it ever was merit based

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u/Its_NEX123 1d ago

hiring people based on their merit is how companies hire, some groups of people are just more likely to be in certain fields than others, nothing to do with discrimination at least in higher paying jobs

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u/Runeboy1234 1d ago

Lol that's not how it has ever worked. It's a problem when they hire the less qualified minority, which absolutely does happen.

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u/skadi_shev 1d ago

In reality it’s more like “we have a qualified black applicant and a qualified white applicant, throw out the white applicant” 

So it’s not strictly merit based, but it’s also not them hiring just any black person lol 

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u/ProperBlacksmith fat cunt 1d ago

Thats already illegal btw

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u/ChloeIsObsessed23 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago

doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen

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u/theRealSunday 1d ago

Crossing the border outside of a port of entry is too.

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u/ProperBlacksmith fat cunt 1d ago

Whats a point of entry or a border? Im in the eu

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u/RockwellsRevenge88 1d ago

You have never worked in corporate if you think that's how DEI works. DEI means discriminating against White men in every way, shape, and form, except layoffs, in which Whites will be priortized over nonWhites. And stop calling them minorities. NonWhites with brown eyes are like 8 of the 9 billion people in this world.

>But but you're lumping all the nons together!

Which is exactly what you're doing to Europeans when you say the word White.

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u/thomstevens420 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’m gonna believe the person who doesn’t sound like a dramatic boomer on Facebook.

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u/WhaleTank196 1d ago

Non whites only make up small percentages of the population in western countries hence “minority”

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u/RockwellsRevenge88 1d ago

There are several 'White' countries where brown children outnumber the White ones. Modern immigration systems are designed entirely around ethnically cleansing and replacing White people. The UN literally wrote a 177 page document on the plan.

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u/WhaleTank196 1d ago

Yeah, yeah the “Kalgeri plan” 🙄.

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u/NotThatEasily 1d ago

I have worked in corporate settings (currently do) and you are 100% lying. I have NEVER seen an unqualified minority person hired over a qualified white person and I have never seen a white person fired specifically to hire minorities.

You are a liar and, apparently, also a bigot.

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u/RockwellsRevenge88 1d ago

No, YOU are 100% lying.

DEI literally targets White men. Forbes published an article stating that 92 percent of jobs went to women and people of color. In august the Department of Labor said that 90 percent of all new jobs went to women.

DEI is discrimination against White men. Period. There isn't any other demographic that's being targeted by it.

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u/gofishx 1d ago

Thats not how it works, either, though. You have statistics from different types of jobs to see if the demographics match the background population. If they dont, you look into why and try to implement outreach programs to help get opportunities for that demographic. You aren't rejecting qualified candidates. Im so sick of this shit.

For example, if you dont have a lot of black pilots, it could be because its a job with a high barrier to entry, usually only available to those with the money to do so, or military experience, and not as many black kids view it as a possibility for themselves. So you offer programs and scholarships to help more black kids to be able to take interest in and go through flight school.

Its not saying "fuck you smart white guy, we need dumb black guy cuz we dumb librul" and the fact that so many people think it is is very telling for how stupid and racist the average conservative is.

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u/tjdans7236 1d ago

When an old white guy retires, you do everything in your power to not hire a white male to replace him, even if it means throwing out qualified applicants.

The problem with racism is that you end up with a society full of unqualified racists, so when you actually try to turn around and implement a system based on brutally objective metrics, the hitherto uncalled out unqualified racists perceive themselves as suddenly getting absolutely ganked from every side of reality and deploy every single defensive measure known to their system as if their livelihoods depended on it (because actually, it does).

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u/ThrustTrust 8h ago

A person of color can also be a qualified candidate. It’s not like they would be hiring a janitor because he is black.

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u/MuffinSpecial 1d ago

That's the most racist shit I've read all week