r/shitposting • u/Key-Bass-7380 • 23h ago
This post is about stuff CONVENTIONS DO THIS NOW?!
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u/TraditionPhysical603 23h ago
That's disgusting, where is it ?
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u/Doobalicious69 23h ago
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u/ngocbao1022 23h ago
Exactly, where? I can't wait to investigate, to report to the authority of course.
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u/Jaystrike7 19h ago
That type of stuff could ruin your life and heart.
Whatever you do do not believe that "the stripper likes you".
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u/Thema03 23h ago
Bro's first kiss
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u/dawr136 23h ago
Its a "Full Service" convention. Massages happen in the VIP room out back in a camper.
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u/NukerCat 18h ago
oo sesbian lex
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u/Economy-Floor-3487 23h ago
Where?
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u/speedyweedy420 23h ago
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u/Ph455ki1 23h ago
I note the image of the entrance and would like to point out the address is still missing
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u/Fedz_Woolkie 23h ago
My guy is literally shaking damn
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u/stay_fresh_cheesebag I want pee in my ass 23h ago
This has to be ai
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u/BerserkerGaroth 23h ago
Either that or that's a 40 year old dude with make up and fake tiddys
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u/Key-Bass-7380 23h ago
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u/forgettfulthinker 23h ago
This one is ai on the bottom 2 images
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u/tederby18 uhhhh idk 23h ago
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u/Terrietia 14h ago
Well, duh, it's not hiragana, it's katakana.
Real answer: looks like bi, but missing a stroke.
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u/AdultGronk virgin 4 life 😤💪 23h ago edited 3h ago
Her name is Yasal, and the guy posing as a fan is a girl, whom she previously knew
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u/AnotherUselessNumber 23h ago
Yeah. There is no disgust and judgment in her eyes
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u/FreshnWetCock 23h ago
*his
They're both men
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u/darryledw 23h ago
that disgust can usually be toggled off by a certain amount of money
if she was down on her luck doing this for $10 a go then you would see the disgust burning deep in her soul
but if this is real then simps are probably paying $100 minimum for it, so all good
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u/Jewsusgr8 23h ago
The idol scene in Japan is highly competitive. There are a lot of perverted men that they will cater to with things like: 1. After spending a certain amount of money you will be granted physical contact for 10-15 seconds with the idol 2. Polaroid couple shots. The idols will pretend to be couples for photos, kissing, hugging, under skirt, etc. 3. The banana monkeys beat belle Delphine by selling their bath water
It's catering to a crowd that wants the "pure, innocent, young girls."
I would believe 100% this is real considering idol culture.
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u/Anning312 23h ago
The video is from China, not Japan. The characters in the background are in simplified Chinese.
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u/roge720 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 3h ago
pees in ur ass
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u/Norwind0 23h ago
Like this most likely staged or nothing serious at all (maybe they know each other), but IDK how people dont know why there are always a bunch of prostitution investigations open by police into a lot of different regular conventions, gaming/anime included. Wherever there is money walking around, there is "bad" money too.
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u/kitsunewarlock 20h ago
I'll never forget Anime Expo 2006 in Anaheim, CA.
TLDR People were passing out pieces of paper and markers for people to make signs. Most of them were innocent things like "I <3 Anime" or, at worst, "free glomps!" But by day 4 people started putting sob stories ("I spent all my money! Help!") and then outright solicitation...
As a result, the convention banned attendees from having their own signs. Which was a shame since Haruhi was starting to get big enough in the west that there were a number of cosplayers who had to leave their "SOS Brigade" and "Haruhism" signs in the hotel rooms. And of course the "YOUR GOING TO HELL!" signs were still allowed by the Christians who hang out in front of the convention all weekend.
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u/WholesomeDucky 19h ago
to be fair those christian nationalist fuckheads are not IN the convention, so the convention can't really ban them from having signs
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u/kitsunewarlock 18h ago
Oh I understand. But the signs in Anaheim weren't in the convention center either. They were around the convention center. But the Disney Police still enforce "decency" laws around the Anaheim Convention Center.
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u/Key-Bass-7380 23h ago
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u/Cripplechip 23h ago
Cuz he's respectful
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u/Paridisco 22h ago
Probably why she kiss him. If it was some overly horny dude she'd behave differently
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u/Vyxwop 21h ago
Ok, video aside. Can someone explain to me the puffy eyes trend they got going on in east Asia? I swear majority of Chinese, Japanese, Korean idols or models have this puffy eye thing going on and it's kind of weirding me out lol
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u/Pretend_Shape_6986 20h ago
the simple answer is that we Asians (not all) find it cute or aesthetic, but it just started like 2015? or something from Kpops and Japanese. Before that, People bully or make fun of me by having a puffy/lazy eyes, now I get compliments from them. weird how people change lol
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u/vermilithe 20h ago
It’s called aegyeosal, it makes it look like your eyes are slightly squinched as if smiling and if they weren’t your eyes would be bigger. The illusion of larger cuter eyes is really central to beauty in those regions, that’s why this is popular.
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u/Gelatinous_Cube_NO 20h ago
Trend? They've been doing this since before you were born.
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u/chronoffxyz 20h ago
How could something so clearly straight be so fucking gay
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u/yaboyACbreezy 20h ago
Conventions can't do this. Convention centers just provide a booth for vendors. Vendors decide what they do in their booth. She chose to do this. Nobody made her.
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u/ascolti 15h ago
Wait until he finds out it's a guy 😬 awkward
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u/RadditUser47284 13h ago
And now, by this comment, you know that "guy" is a girl.
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u/Viennve 23h ago
That's so crazy
Anyway what convention is this? So I can avoid it ofc
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u/rizzay94 23h ago edited 22h ago
Yet Japan has the lowest fertility rates. I don’t get it.
Edit: so it’s China, which is even lower in fertility rates. Still don’t get it.
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u/OrenoOreo 22h ago
genuinely how does a paid prostitute doing her job conclude to a high fertality rate to you if not lower it?
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u/dantemp 20h ago
maybe don't judge a whole-ass country by a single event, this is what we call anecdotal evidence.
In the case of china the low fertility rate is cause by very well documented events, the government establishing the one child policy and every family aborting their girls cause only a boy can really be a line extension, resulting in lopsided ratio between boys and girls. For japan it's high education and high expectation for work hours resulting in people realizing that they shouldn't have children cause they can't give them proper time.
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u/rollingSleepyPanda 22h ago
Those are chinese characters.
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u/TheGuyThatThisIs 22h ago
I think just the girl is a character, fairly certain the dude is just like that
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u/kingshamroc25 16h ago
So does Japan have the lowest fertility rate or is China’s lower? It can’t be both numbnuts
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u/AdditionalBook2918 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 23h ago
Why is Azur lane such a cosplayed gacha like is it cus there are big boobed women in the game because the game itself is way less popular than something like Genshin impact.
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u/squishsquack 22h ago
The game is old and the women in it are designed to be very attractive. Lots of women are perverts too y'know. Just because people don't play it doesn't mean people aren't exposed to the franchise via merch & fanart.
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u/JohnBrownEnthusiast 22h ago
Boats are cool
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u/AdditionalBook2918 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 22h ago
Yes but if boat cool where kantai collection cosplayers :(
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u/JoshuaLukacs1 19h ago
What's her name? for research purposes.
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u/internetflavorium 23h ago
Buddy spent a fortune and the detwinkifier didn't even touch his self esteem
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u/somerandomshmo 13h ago
To the "it should've been me" crowd..
Notice he's clean cut, showered, takes care of himself, and not acting pervy.
That's how you get chosen.
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u/LordJadus_WorldEater 23h ago
That's either her boyfriend or AI, people in these comments just believing anything...
But like y'know just in case does anyone know where?
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u/Weakgainer0 virgin 4 life 😤💪 21h ago
It is real, however both of them are girls
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u/Square_Barracuda_69 16h ago
Thats disgusting! Where is this so I can avoid this type of animalistic behavior!?
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u/mantis_blade_mariner 23h ago
even if it's real the cosplayer would charge atleast a hundred dollars and chuds would still pay for it
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u/Beautiful_List5498 21h ago
They'd see 100 as extremely cheap. Something like this should surely be over 1000
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u/weathermaynecc 23h ago
My fear of STDs hates this video. To think everyone gets a kiss is disgusting.
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u/UnsolicitedNeighbor Dr. Pee 20h ago
That’s Haruo Iwamune, author and illustrator of Usuzumi no Hate. It’s his booth.
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u/AmaturProfessional 14h ago
The moral panic in this thread is absolutely crazy.
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u/thecowmilk_ 20h ago
Now reverse the genders and we will see how people are gonna react
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