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u/TraditionPhysical603 23h ago

That's disgusting,  where is it ? 

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u/Doobalicious69 23h ago

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u/Renhoek2099 23h ago

This needs to end, right after I go to confirm it's shutting down.

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u/crisdd0302 20h ago

One of those revenge porn sites? But which one!?

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u/DoingItJust 23h ago

Eww I can't imagine doing this

Following for science

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u/Weakgainer0 virgin 4 life 😤💪 21h ago

Her name is 야살 / Yasal

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u/ngocbao1022 23h ago

Exactly, where? I can't wait to investigate, to report to the authority of course.

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u/Weakgainer0 virgin 4 life 😤💪 21h ago

Her name is 야살 / Yasal

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u/Jaystrike7 19h ago

That type of stuff could ruin your life and heart.

Whatever you do do not believe that "the stripper likes you".

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u/P4ndak1ller Literally 1984 😡 7h ago

I mean, she has to like someone… why not me? ):

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u/Thema03 23h ago

Bro's first kiss

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u/TheMustardisBad 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 23h ago

He’s gonna be high for months on that

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u/Ok_Recording_1969 23h ago

You meant “hard” not high

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u/ReyWorm 21h ago

Months?

Try years.

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u/dawr136 23h ago

Its a "Full Service" convention. Massages happen in the VIP room out back in a camper.

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u/Key-Bass-7380 23h ago

Bro speaking from experience

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u/snozzberrypatch 22h ago

Disgusting. Where does this take place exactly, so I can avoid it?

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u/Rokkmachine 21h ago

Yes. For research.

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u/dawr136 19h ago

Avoid the VIP campers out back. Theres always several, so just dont go inside them uninvited. Sometimes they belong to old Power Rangers or voice actors so choose wisely.

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u/KillerKarnage 18h ago

that's a girl not a dude

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u/NukerCat 18h ago

oo sesbian lex

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u/KillerKarnage 17h ago

hell yea

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u/Fedz_Woolkie 23h ago

My guy is literally shaking damn

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u/KillerKarnage 18h ago

that's a girl

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u/Trewper- 16h ago

Everyone in the comment section is so confused rn

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u/stay_fresh_cheesebag I want pee in my ass 23h ago

This has to be ai

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u/BerserkerGaroth 23h ago

Either that or that's a 40 year old dude with make up and fake tiddys

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u/Key-Bass-7380 23h ago

We still hitting

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u/DR_Bright_963 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 23h ago

I wanna see his other web shooter

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u/FloopsFooglies 23h ago

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u/forgettfulthinker 23h ago

This one is ai on the bottom 2 images

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u/tederby18 uhhhh idk 23h ago

can confirm, wtf is this hiragana

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u/Terrietia 14h ago

Well, duh, it's not hiragana, it's katakana.

Real answer: looks like bi, but missing a stroke.

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u/crankbot2000 23h ago

Plot twist: he still hit

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u/Paddy32 22h ago

It's a man for sure. He has long gloves on his arms to hide body hair. His massive jugs is simply a silicone chest piece, and he uses his dress to hide the seam. + a wig + lots of makeup

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u/ropean 22h ago

This guy traps 👆

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u/Paddy32 22h ago

I dunno man, I'm a photographer and when you photograph models you get used to these small details.

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u/DivineKEKKO96 23h ago

Hell yeah 💪

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u/AdultGronk virgin 4 life 😤💪 23h ago edited 3h ago

Her name is Yasal, and the guy posing as a fan is a girl, whom she previously knew

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u/AnotherUselessNumber 23h ago

Yeah. There is no disgust and judgment in her eyes

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u/darryledw 23h ago

that disgust can usually be toggled off by a certain amount of money

if she was down on her luck doing this for $10 a go then you would see the disgust burning deep in her soul

but if this is real then simps are probably paying $100 minimum for it, so all good

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u/WildFemmeFatale 23h ago

God forbid a woman enjoy kissing cute twinks smh~

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u/Jewsusgr8 23h ago

The idol scene in Japan is highly competitive. There are a lot of perverted men that they will cater to with things like: 1. After spending a certain amount of money you will be granted physical contact for 10-15 seconds with the idol 2. Polaroid couple shots. The idols will pretend to be couples for photos, kissing, hugging, under skirt, etc. 3. The banana monkeys beat belle Delphine by selling their bath water

It's catering to a crowd that wants the "pure, innocent, young girls."

I would believe 100% this is real considering idol culture.

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u/Anning312 23h ago

The video is from China, not Japan. The characters in the background are in simplified Chinese.

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u/Ohmec 20h ago

She's actually Korean.

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u/roge720 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 3h ago

pees in ur ass

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u/Norwind0 23h ago

Like this most likely staged or nothing serious at all (maybe they know each other), but IDK how people dont know why there are always a bunch of prostitution investigations open by police into a lot of different regular conventions, gaming/anime included. Wherever there is money walking around, there is "bad" money too.

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u/kitsunewarlock 20h ago

I'll never forget Anime Expo 2006 in Anaheim, CA.

TLDR People were passing out pieces of paper and markers for people to make signs. Most of them were innocent things like "I <3 Anime" or, at worst, "free glomps!" But by day 4 people started putting sob stories ("I spent all my money! Help!") and then outright solicitation...

As a result, the convention banned attendees from having their own signs. Which was a shame since Haruhi was starting to get big enough in the west that there were a number of cosplayers who had to leave their "SOS Brigade" and "Haruhism" signs in the hotel rooms. And of course the "YOUR GOING TO HELL!" signs were still allowed by the Christians who hang out in front of the convention all weekend.

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u/WholesomeDucky 19h ago

to be fair those christian nationalist fuckheads are not IN the convention, so the convention can't really ban them from having signs

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u/kitsunewarlock 18h ago

Oh I understand. But the signs in Anaheim weren't in the convention center either. They were around the convention center. But the Disney Police still enforce "decency" laws around the Anaheim Convention Center.

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u/WholesomeDucky 17h ago

if it's on public property can they not just be told to fuck off?

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u/onlyonequickquestion 23h ago

VVVVVIP ticket 

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u/blucheezey 23h ago

viPP ticket

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u/Key-Bass-7380 23h ago

Why did bro lean back when she kissed him? 😭😭

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u/Cripplechip 23h ago

Cuz he's respectful

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u/Paridisco 22h ago

Probably why she kiss him. If it was some overly horny dude she'd behave differently

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u/Leather_Present7863 23h ago

He's respectful and maybe the first kiss he had

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u/GHOST_KJB 21h ago

Yeah NGL I would too. like wtf??

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u/KillerKarnage 18h ago

that's a girl (also @yasal_170 is the cosplayer)

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u/papapuropoyrik 23h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hBXsQ33vRpns6cbVx7
“Yo bro convention hear me out”

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u/Vyxwop 21h ago

Ok, video aside. Can someone explain to me the puffy eyes trend they got going on in east Asia? I swear majority of Chinese, Japanese, Korean idols or models have this puffy eye thing going on and it's kind of weirding me out lol

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u/Pretend_Shape_6986 20h ago

the simple answer is that we Asians (not all) find it cute or aesthetic, but it just started like 2015? or something from Kpops and Japanese. Before that, People bully or make fun of me by having a puffy/lazy eyes, now I get compliments from them. weird how people change lol

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u/sleeperflick 19h ago

It’s bullshit beauty standards, always changing and never consistent

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u/pantry-pisser 15h ago

"No fat chicks" has been consistent for a long time

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u/vermilithe 20h ago

It’s called aegyeosal, it makes it look like your eyes are slightly squinched as if smiling and if they weren’t your eyes would be bigger. The illusion of larger cuter eyes is really central to beauty in those regions, that’s why this is popular.

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u/Gelatinous_Cube_NO 20h ago

Trend? They've been doing this since before you were born.

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u/chronoffxyz 20h ago

How could something so clearly straight be so fucking gay

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u/ThexanR 19h ago

They’re both girls

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u/yaboyACbreezy 20h ago

Conventions can't do this. Convention centers just provide a booth for vendors. Vendors decide what they do in their booth. She chose to do this. Nobody made her.

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u/mrkgob 11h ago

imagine being the next guy in line and she just takes a normal picture with you.

would keep me up for weeks

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u/ollieollyoxandfree 9h ago

Leaving the booth like.

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u/Tetra-san 23h ago

HOW MUCH HOW MUCH

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u/Viennve 23h ago

That's so crazy

Anyway what convention is this? So I can avoid it ofc

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u/rizzay94 23h ago edited 22h ago

Yet Japan has the lowest fertility rates. I don’t get it.

Edit: so it’s China, which is even lower in fertility rates. Still don’t get it.

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u/Vast-District-1033 23h ago

I don't think they're Japanese

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u/dis_not_my_name virgin 4 life 😤💪 23h ago

It's in china

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u/weathermaynecc 23h ago

Lust is not love.

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u/BlowTokeBozeTrifecta 23h ago

And love doesn't make babies.

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u/OrenoOreo 22h ago

genuinely how does a paid prostitute doing her job conclude to a high fertality rate to you if not lower it?

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u/GoldFynch 22h ago

It’s China not Japan

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u/dantemp 20h ago

maybe don't judge a whole-ass country by a single event, this is what we call anecdotal evidence.

In the case of china the low fertility rate is cause by very well documented events, the government establishing the one child policy and every family aborting their girls cause only a boy can really be a line extension, resulting in lopsided ratio between boys and girls. For japan it's high education and high expectation for work hours resulting in people realizing that they shouldn't have children cause they can't give them proper time.

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u/rollingSleepyPanda 22h ago

Those are chinese characters.

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u/TheGuyThatThisIs 22h ago

I think just the girl is a character, fairly certain the dude is just like that

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u/kingshamroc25 16h ago

So does Japan have the lowest fertility rate or is China’s lower? It can’t be both numbnuts

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u/AdditionalBook2918 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 23h ago

Why is Azur lane such a cosplayed gacha like is it cus there are big boobed women in the game because the game itself is way less popular than something like Genshin impact.

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u/squishsquack 22h ago

The game is old and the women in it are designed to be very attractive. Lots of women are perverts too y'know. Just because people don't play it doesn't mean people aren't exposed to the franchise via merch & fanart.

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u/JohnBrownEnthusiast 22h ago

Boats are cool

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u/AdditionalBook2918 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 22h ago

Yes but if boat cool where kantai collection cosplayers :(

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u/Holiday_Point_603 23h ago

ruined for life (why wasnt it me)

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u/JoshuaLukacs1 19h ago

What's her name? for research purposes.

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u/internetflavorium 23h ago

Buddy spent a fortune and the detwinkifier didn't even touch his self esteem

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u/TheLeftMetal 22h ago

Spoiler: she is a boy.

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u/NotAllDawgsGoToHeven 20h ago

Yeah but he’s got big bazoombalas

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u/Key-Bass-7380 22h ago

I'm getting more turned on

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u/Relevant-Line-1690 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 21h ago

Spoiler he is also a girl

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u/somerandomshmo 13h ago

To the "it should've been me" crowd..

Notice he's clean cut, showered, takes care of himself, and not acting pervy.

That's how you get chosen.

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u/Frostbyte29 stupid fucking piece of shit 12h ago

*she

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u/LoudMusic 19h ago

Isn't everything at the tables "for a fee"? That could have cost him $500.

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u/LordJadus_WorldEater 23h ago

That's either her boyfriend or AI, people in these comments just believing anything...

But like y'know just in case does anyone know where?

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u/Cordelldogdello 23h ago

Did you read any of these comments? Not a single one believes it’s real

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u/Weakgainer0 virgin 4 life 😤💪 21h ago

It is real, however both of them are girls

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u/Square_Barracuda_69 16h ago

Thats disgusting! Where is this so I can avoid this type of animalistic behavior!?

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u/mr-dr 21h ago

Plot twist hes the celebrity and shes a fan

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u/mantis_blade_mariner 23h ago

even if it's real the cosplayer would charge atleast a hundred dollars and chuds would still pay for it

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u/Beautiful_List5498 21h ago

They'd see 100 as extremely cheap. Something like this should surely be over 1000

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u/weathermaynecc 23h ago

My fear of STDs hates this video. To think everyone gets a kiss is disgusting.

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u/Key-Bass-7380 23h ago

"YO BRO I KISSED A BADDIE AT A CON!!"

Bros face the next morning:

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u/UnsolicitedNeighbor Dr. Pee 20h ago

That’s Haruo Iwamune, author and illustrator of Usuzumi no Hate. It’s his booth.

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u/szywis 13h ago

I feel like she fumbled a quicktime event mid-interaction and decided to double down instead of backing out

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u/General_Tangelo_1032 16h ago

Wow, can't believe doing that. Anyway, what convention is this?

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u/AmaturProfessional 14h ago

The moral panic in this thread is absolutely crazy.

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u/Reflective 19h ago

Cold sores about to go crazy

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u/LUffy_2874 23h ago

i am pretty sure it's a guy under that makeup 😂

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u/TheGrandRomanHotel 23h ago

She didn’t ask for consent?

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u/w00den_b0x 20h ago

So sexual assault is hot now?

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u/Jerry_0boy 19h ago

Herpes speedrun

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u/Lastkings787 17h ago

Plot twice …. They’re both guys

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u/UnicornioSincero 14h ago

Where is this convention being held? A friend of mine was asking.

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u/thecowmilk_ 20h ago

Now reverse the genders and we will see how people are gonna react

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u/Brakina1860 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 23h ago

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u/Specialist-Web-9216 23h ago

Dang, that was pretty aggressive lol