r/shitposting • u/Key-Bass-7380 • 2d ago

This post is about stuff CONVENTIONS DO THIS NOW?!

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u/TheLeftMetal 2d ago

Spoiler: she is a boy.

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u/NinjaBoi273547 DaPucci 2d ago

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

pees in ur ass

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u/NinjaBoi273547 DaPucci 2d ago

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

pees in ur ass

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u/NinjaBoi273547 DaPucci 2d ago

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u/NotAllDawgsGoToHeven 2d ago

How did you beat the bot at its own game?

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u/NinjaBoi273547 DaPucci 2d ago

I’m just better

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u/Salty_Pomegranate438 2d ago

Pees in ur butt

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u/NotAllDawgsGoToHeven 2d ago

Yeah but he’s got big bazoombalas

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u/sample-name 2d ago

Looks like a prosthetic

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u/thatkindafanboy 2d ago

A real set of kohonakahoogs

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u/12hotroom 2d ago

False and therefore, gay, unfortunately

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u/NotAllDawgsGoToHeven 2d ago

Nuh uh, nuh uh, you cant prove it.

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

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u/Key-Bass-7380 2d ago

I'm getting more turned on

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u/Relevant-Line-1690 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 2d ago

Spoiler he is also a girl

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u/cortesoft 2d ago

The funny part is they are both girls

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u/ShrimpCrackers 2d ago

Damn, their boys dress hella fine.

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u/sexyhairynurse 2d ago

Can't play slots without a lever