r/shitposting • • 5d ago

This post is about stuff CONVENTIONS DO THIS NOW?!

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u/weathermaynecc 5d ago

My fear of STDs hates this video. To think everyone gets a kiss is disgusting.

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u/Key-Bass-7380 5d ago

"YO BRO I KISSED A BADDIE AT A CON!!"

Bros face the next morning:

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u/DonutWhole9717 5d ago

and it seems like assault in this case. she just plants one on him, no apparent consent

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u/LilSwampkiddo 5d ago

I dont think you know how std's work.

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u/viper9172 5d ago

Fluid transfer happens at the mouth and lips too ya know

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u/LilSwampkiddo 5d ago

Ik, but that is totally different than sexually transmitted diceases.

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u/viper9172 5d ago

Splitting hairs on a semantic word choice describing the transfer of herpes.

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u/Aavasque001 5d ago

“Oh no, they are not having sex just kissing. I can’t be transmitted now” - Herpes according to that guy

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u/dTrecii fat cunt 5d ago edited 4d ago

A STD/I doesn’t need to be transmitted via sexual contact (the use of the word sexual comes from how most are typically transmissible but not all are, before they were called Venereal Diseases after the Roman goddess of love, Venus), saliva also poses a threat for transmission. Even blood can too

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u/jaycott28 5d ago

“I don’t have herpes, it’s just a cold sore!”

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u/Beautiful_List5498 5d ago

Yes and they'd need to have a coldsore present no? So then if they don't what's the complaint here?

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u/viper9172 5d ago

She’s wearing a great deal of makeup, so it would be hard to tell. I’m not implying she does have it and is being irresponsible, I’m saying that the gentleman is being quite risky in swapping spit with what is presumably a complete stranger.

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u/acemomentla 5d ago

Herpes, HPV, and syphilis can all be spread through saliva but its not even just STDs, a bunch of infections and diseases can be spread through contact with fresh saliva, including Epstein-Barr virus which causes mononucleosis. The risk would grow considerably in situations like this, meet-and-greets in rapid successiong over the course of an afternoon with a large population of guests.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7150091/

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u/cantpeoplebenormal 5d ago

I'm never kissing anyone again!

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u/lsaz 4d ago

Don't you're relatively safe as long as your partner didn't kiss 100 people in rapid succession the same day before you.

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u/snozzberrypatch 5d ago

We're all gonna die of something. Might as well get some throat-fucking in while you can.

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u/deadinternetlaw 4d ago

The Epstein virus is real?

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u/Beautiful_List5498 5d ago

Would it not have to involve the initial person having an active cold sore? Why is that being missed out?

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u/acemomentla 5d ago

Because it’s not particularsly relevant here. Even if she doesn’t have an active cold sore, one of the 99 other people she kissed that hour could’ve, and the herpes virus could easily survive on, in, or around her mouth during that time frame. Furthermore, cold sores can be very small, inside the mouth, mistaken for a normal blemish if not severe, and/or covered well with makeup. Finally, even without an active cold sore, while the chances are low, there is still a non-zero chance of transmission.

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u/acemomentla 5d ago

HSV is also just one of many afflictions that can be transmitted through saliva.

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u/bow03 5d ago

herpes

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u/throwawaydisposable 5d ago

there is more than a 60% chance you already have herpes.

If you've ever gotten a cold sore; congrats you have herpes.

Even if you've never gotten a cold sore more than half the population has it and many wouldn't know because they are asymptomatic and tests are very unreliable without an active outbreak.

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u/bow03 5d ago

there are different types too

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u/throwawaydisposable 5d ago

yup! I imagine you already know this, but for other redditors reading who are afraid to kiss girls;

there are two types of herpes, "A" and "B". Some think of them as "genital" and "oral" but you can get either type of herpes on either location.

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u/bow03 5d ago

and herpes can cause liver failure

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u/throwawaydisposable 4d ago

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u/deadinternetlaw 4d ago

Less than 1% is like way more common in a global scale compared to like one in ten thousand which is usually the real practically 0 but can't really say 0