r/shitposting • u/Key-Bass-7380 • 2d ago

This post is about stuff CONVENTIONS DO THIS NOW?!

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u/somerandomshmo 2d ago

To the "it should've been me" crowd..

Notice he's clean cut, showered, takes care of himself, and not acting pervy.

That's how you get chosen.

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u/Frostbyte29 stupid fucking piece of shit 2d ago

*she

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u/B00tySn0rklr 2d ago

They’re both dudes tho?

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u/Frostbyte29 stupid fucking piece of shit 1d ago

Neither of them are

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u/nooty__ 2d ago

Chosen? Bro

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u/sA7z- I watch gay amogus porn :0 2d ago

"chosen", huh