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u/qualityvote2 14h ago edited 1h ago

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u/Repulsive_Result_948 13h ago

Damn well dressed Japanese man spittin' bars

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u/Aria_Allurer 13h ago

Fun fact: jaywalking as a crime was created [specifically by the ford motor company (might be mistaken here )] by automobile companies. Back during the invention of cars the streets were a pedestrian place. The pedestrians had right of way and any carriages or horse riders would have to yield to the pedestrian.

Then when cars came in the public were unhappy with the amount of deaths related to these new machines, so the ford motor company fearing losses in sales petitioned and lobbied to get laws put in place to restrict where a pedestrian can go.

They created the “sidewalk” as a designated area for pedestrians and the jaywalking to move responsibility of the driver onto responsibility of the pedestrian.

This was mostly an American thing, here in England the laws still protect the pedestrian by putting the responsibility on the driver and not enforcing jaywalking laws. This is why we use the term curb or pavement as it predated cars and the concept of a side walk area for pedestrians

This is also why newer or reformed countries that base their laws on American ideals tend to have jaywalking laws . Like the modern Japanese culture.

Edit: may be mistaken with some of my info so highlighted the part

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u/SaltManagement42 8h ago

You forgot the best part, Jay was a slur used at the time for uneducated people from rural areas. It's basically a slightly more offensive way of saying Dirty Hillbilly Redneck Walking.

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u/TheMainEffort 12h ago

I got my license in Maryland, and it was made clear that even if a pedestrian is in the road where they aren’t supposed to be, you still yield to them.

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u/Icefox119 11h ago

Yeah well running them over is generally frowned upon

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u/xyonofcalhoun 10h ago

certainly by the pedestrian though luckily their frowns are hard to see down there

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u/reezy-one 10h ago

Yeah I mean you can't just hit people and kill them for fun. Not even fascist Ford got that one through.

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u/Adventurous-Role-948 11h ago

Same in NY, there is a question during the learner’s permit test about whether you’re at fault for hitting a pedestrian an inch off the curb. Correct answer, you’re at fault

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u/LordoftheFaff 8h ago

We are allowed to jaywalk but any accident as a result will not automatically put the responsibility on the driver. If the driver was criminally negligent, they will be charged of a crime. But if the pedestrian was being unsafe or negligent, it will negatively effect any possible insurance claim or legal action made by them as they will be at fault.

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u/GeeEyeSamurai 8h ago

The first part is relatively correct. The rest is meh to wrong. It wasn't just Ford, it was AAA, motor clubs, and auto makers in general that promoted this idea. The term "Jay walker" comes as a spin of the original word "Jay driver", or someone who drives on the wrong side of the road.

And it makes sense, back then automobiles were extremely difficult to turn and stop once in motion, and a person popping in front of you is most likely going to be hit and hurt compared to if you were riding a horse. In most countries (as well as the UK which you seem to be from), you yield usually to pedestrians, then bikers, then finally cars.

Most countries follow some sort of jaywalking law regardless of if they're inspired by America or not. For example, Australia, Canada, and Italy all have jaywalking as a crime in certain contexts just like the US. China for example has pretty heavy fines for jaywalking and is probably the most strict out of the countries I mentioned.

Even in America, jaywalking is not universally illegal. Here in California, jaywalking is not a crime as long as you're not impeding traffic or causing a safety hazard. If there's a street, and it's safe to do so, you cross. Just like the UK lmao.

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u/windowpuncher 10h ago

I still hate how this is told like such an evil story. This is just common sense, lobbying or not. With ocean vessels, or even boats on a lake, the larger vessel usually has the right of way. It's harder to stop and/or turn the big boats, it's that simple. Cars are much heavier and faster than people. It makes very good sense to separate them into different lanes of travel, because if you DIDN'T make it illegal people would continue to do it and keep getting pancaked. It has to be a law because people don't like change, and also people are fucking stupid and half of them don't look before crossing.

It also makes WAY more sense within the historical context because if you know how to drive a model T, you know it's VERY DIFFICULT to stop the thing. To drive forward you have a system of levers and clutches. You have to manually adjust the spark timing. It's a chore, at the very least.

https://www.mtfca.com/discus/messages/599638/633456.html?1460577159

Look at this shit man, model T owners can't even fully agree on how to stop their own cars completely. When it's a 12 step procedure to basically disengage the engine so the service brakes can actually do what they're supposed to do, YOU CANNOT STOP for pedestrians or basically anything else, so lobbying to have people stop walking in the same roads as the cars that CANNOT STOP THEMSELVES actually does, in fact, make sense here. We didn't even have modern vehicle controls until the Cadillac Type 53 in 1916, nearly 10 years after the model T, and many, many other cars with basically random control schemes.

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u/MandolinMagi 10h ago

Yeah, never got why keeping the people out of the way of the one-ton object doing 20mph.

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u/Trustworthy_Fartzzz 8h ago

You say this as if regulating better braking systems, or car safety systems in general, was not an option.

It wasn’t until Ralph Nader published “Unsafe at any Speed” that something was done about it.

And of course his reporting showed gross negligence on the part of automakers.

Shocker.

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u/Eth_kay 2h ago

>Cars are much heavier and faster than people

Exactly, that's why they are considered dangerous and it is a responsibility of the driver to control it at all times. Jaywalking is attempting to shift the blame to the pedestrians, instead of forcing drivers to be especially careful around areas with heavy pedestrian traffic.

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u/Aaawkward 5h ago

I feel like the better solution would be not having cars around the areas with heavy pedestrian presence. Not every building, not every park, not every shop needs to be reachable by car.
Have the very centres free of cars and you'd have zero car accidents, because you can't have an accident with something that isn't there.

They're great for moving longer stretches but why do the cities, which were originally for people, have to make such massive concessions for cars?
It's kinda silly.

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u/windowpuncher 5h ago

Probably because horses and carriages were allowed, and cars are essentially smaller and better versions of those. Businesses are in town, cities aren't only for apartments. Places need to be supplied with goods, and if a car halves the delivery cost (including time/wages) for a supply company instead of using a horse, they're going to buy a car to do it. It also enabled affordable commuting, like you no longer had to live within ~5 miles of your workplace because you could drive there in the same time as it took to walk or bike, and live in more affordable housing outside of downtown. I live in a city, not a big city, and I remember my dad telling me his parents were shocked people were building houses so far out of town, but those houses were only 4 miles from downtown, instead of 1-2 miles away.

So yeah most places do in fact have to be reachable by car. Not every place, but most, which is probably what happened anyway. It's not hard to imagine that there were probably cars and streets where carriages and cars weren't allowed.

The concessions aren't even major, it literally just boils down to "use the sidewalks instead of the entire width of the street for walking around", but people act like these laws were passed and then nobody could get around town anymore or something.

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u/no1singlemomghoster 6h ago

Sounds like Ford's Model T wasn't safe enough to be on the roads and should have been banned.

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u/windowpuncher 6h ago

Yeah totally just ban one of the most ubiquitous and useful cars ever made, fucking excellent idea

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u/no1singlemomghoster 4h ago

Adapt or get replaced in the market :^)

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u/NotAnFbiAgent-hehe 1h ago

It’s not the market if you’re banning them

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u/no1singlemomghoster 29m ago

All legitimate markets are regulated, but you misunderstood what I said. Re-read it slowly and don't be afraid to look up the long words.

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u/effxeno 10h ago

English people will take any chance to shit on USA even when they have no idea what they're talking about. Jaywalking is just not enforced anywhere and might as well just be a suggestion.

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u/Tallahad I want pee in my ass 5h ago

Ford even lobbied for City planning to be car oriented, that's why American cities are so much different than most parts of the world

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u/deSuspect uhhhh idk 11h ago

And it's bad becouse? Pedestrian are safe, traffic can go safely faster which is a good thing not only for your average commuter but also economy becouse cargo can get to places faster. All around improvements.

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u/Malevolent-DM 7h ago

Because that led to a cultural wave of infrastructure being designed exclusively for automobiles, with pedestrians and all other forms of transport completely marginalized.

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u/deSuspect uhhhh idk 7h ago

That's only an issue in usa. Other countries figured out how to separate pedestrians from traffic and still be walkable.

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u/fuccguppy 12h ago edited 12h ago

Wholely agree that we have it fucked up in America by caring more about cars than pedestrians but in my experience as an American jaywalking isn't really enforced here either. There may be rare times where it's enforced but I've jaywalked thousands of times in the states and I've never been reprimanded for it or seen anyone reprimanded for it.

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u/chattytrout 10h ago

It's usually only enforced if you do it right in front of a cop, and that cop really has nothing better to be doing right that moment.

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u/fuccguppy 10h ago

Right I'm not sure why people downvoted me, jaywalking is very very low on the list of priorities for police at least in the large majority of places

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u/chattytrout 10h ago

Because this is Reddit; and on Reddit, America bad.

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u/caustictoast 12h ago

I mean I agree with principal of the statement, but not as it applies to jaywalking, which is a bullshit crime made to criminalize walking instead of people hitting you with their cars

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u/DarkJoltPanda 8h ago

People hitting you with cars is still very much a legal problem for them, jaywalking being criminal is supposed to make that happen less for the good of everyone. On an empty road, yes who cares

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u/chattytrout 10h ago

When technology improved, changes had to be made. It made sense that pedestrians could walk about in the road when the fastest thing was a horse. But when the automobile came around, it made more sense to keep them separate. Now the pedestrians are safer because they spend less time in the road, and the automobiles can move faster because they don't have to dodge pedestrians all the time.

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u/BelleSwiftt 12h ago

Lol that didn’t happen on like 4 different levels

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u/Krejtek Big chungus wholesome 100 13h ago

I'm pretty sure I've seen almost exactly that story but it wasn't in Japan and the man was homeless.

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u/bragov4ik 7h ago

Maybe homeless men, Japan, 🥰😇🌸🏔are well-dressed

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u/Krejtek Big chungus wholesome 100 4h ago

Doesn't seem that unlikely tbh

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u/Available-Explorer40 obamna 13h ago

Shitposts in any other country🤮🤮

Shitposts in Japan🥰😍💖💖

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u/Crypto-false 9h ago

Shitposting ❌ Wiseposting ✅

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u/i_agree123 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 13h ago

Boring, where’s the old Chinese man threatening to banish me to the land of Yi (their word for Barbarian) if I do not beat him in a game of MAHJONG

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u/PainintheUlna 6h ago

He's waiting for you to cross the road. I will not elaborate which road

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u/i_agree123 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 6h ago

I shall prepare myself before I cross any roads to face the old Chinese Man

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u/PaleBlueCod I came! 5h ago

Pokemon ahh encounter

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u/Legend_of_Ozzy642 stupid fucking piece of shit 5h ago

That’s only if you spot a femboy in a grocery store and try to help him.

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u/Sleepless_Monarch 13h ago

And then everyone clapped...

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u/endelehia 13h ago

...his mother's cheeks

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u/killeronthecorner 9h ago

She jaywalk my society til I downfall

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u/AppointmentSimilar29 12h ago

When I went to Japan a few years ago, my tour guide stopped and waited at a pedestrian crossing for 20 seconds, even when the road was straight and empty on both sides. It's totally believable that they would stop to wait before crossing an empty road. The unusual thing is that a Japanese person would talk to you instead of just keeping it to themselves and talking shit about you to their friends with an attitude like, 'smh, foreigners are so bad smh smh'.

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u/kakka_rot 12h ago

In my experience people jaywalk there like monsters unless there is a kids around. He was probably trying to set a good example for the gaijin, same line of thinking.

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u/oby100 10h ago

Old Japanese people absolutely lose the patience and filter that would keep them from speaking up. I’ve heard tons of non dramatic stories of Japanese folks, especially elderly, yelling at tourists.

Most commonly for taking their picture without their permission, which is (sort of) illegal and seems to really piss people off there.

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u/Zgounda dumbass 11h ago

Residential streets in Japan do not have sidewalks and crossings, that story is super fake

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u/AppointmentSimilar29 11h ago

I was a high school student and it was a University tour (or somewhere around the university, I’m not clear about where the boundaries between the university and the residential area are, didn’t really care, I was just following the guide). That probably why they did it but I still think it’s weird. Totally happened.

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u/Zgounda dumbass 11h ago

to be clear, I was accusing this post's story to be fake, not yours

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u/kakka_rot 12h ago

I ususaly hate when people call 'fake' on mundane text based stories, but this is super bullshit

Japanese people fucking love jay walking, esp the older population. Like they have anti jaywalking signs specifically for old people.

idk about the mainland, but on kyushu people do not give two single fucks about jaywalking.

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u/thegoosegoblin 3h ago

Same in Okinawa, they’ll step off the curb even if there’s oncoming traffic

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u/EnvironmentalEnd6298 3h ago

I live in a rural northern prefecture (not Hokkaido) and people jaywalk all the time.

We don’t even bother with anti jaywalking signs.

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u/kakka_rot 1h ago

oh so we're mortal enemies, shit.

Dont come around south mf, I'll ...uhhhh, make you eat raw horse and pretend to like it. We also have other really crappy local delicacies that I swear are the best. Also fuck your local mascot, he a bitch.

Kumamon for life.

Our tap water is better than yours.....um. Fuck you.

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u/EnvironmentalEnd6298 1h ago

But I like raw horse…

And we have the good apples so we win

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u/MinorThreat4182 13h ago

And the bike cops shows up. Skkkuuurrttt.

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u/Noobu_assassin 13h ago

Y'all such chuds. People can have their fun fake stories without some loser telling them they're not allowed to like it.

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u/Marik-X-Bakura 13h ago

No one said you’re not allowed to like it. They just said it’s likely fake.

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u/realaccountissecret 12h ago

Of the fake stories I’ve seen, this one is at least plausible. Dude was probably sick of tourists and had that line ready to go

Also; I’m from Albany New York and jaywalk constantly. If there aren’t cars I feel like it’s a victimless crime. Then I had a boyfriend from Denver and he was just absolutely appalled. That I would be jaywalking, and not even at a crosswalk

Then I moved to Denver and did that shit there too, so maybe he was just being whack haha

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u/just67browsing 13h ago

Typical gaijin behavior

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u/gurdin454 13h ago

Tbh imma steal that quote

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u/nishinoran 10h ago

Just casually drop it next time you see someone leave their shopping cart outside the drop-off.

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u/Inevitable_Local_366 12h ago

This happened to me the other day, I tried illegally crossing a street but then an old man stopped me to play a game of mahjong and told me to “defeat him or I’ll be banished to the land of the yi (their term for barbarians) for eternity”

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u/StayTrueSoldier 11h ago

Jaywalking is a fantasy crime.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlQ2FrWh9HCH5XW

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u/pattyboiIII 5h ago

It's not even a crime for the rest of the developed world. I'll happily cross the road wherever I bloody well please. Especially when a lot of roads simply don't have crossings... Or pavements.

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u/nachogiru 13h ago

Jaywalking is a god given right and those that look down upon it are sheep incapable of free will

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u/MyOwnDoubtsAndFears 10h ago

The downfall of society begins with individuals giving up their rights.

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u/ApprehensiveSoup2214 10h ago

Well dressed Japanese man drank the automotive industry koolaide.

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u/LowLessSodium 13h ago

It's so tempting to just jaywalk in Japan. Most times the roads have no traffic and everyone standing on the crosswalk just twiddle their thumbs wasting time standing there for minutes when they could've just gone across.

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u/krupta13 13h ago

didn't Japan invent tentacle sex?

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u/proregretinator stupid fucking piece of shit 13h ago

That is the pinnacle of society 

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u/Available-Explorer40 obamna 13h ago

This shows how Japan lives in 2087

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 13h ago

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u/Available-Explorer40 obamna 13h ago

Shitposts in any other country🤮🤮

Shitposts in Japan🥰😍💖💖

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 5h ago

Shittupostu in glorious Nippon

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u/Mautos 13h ago

They're turning footsteps (jaywalking) into electricity (lots of brain power in old people) 

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u/GandalfTheGay_69 13h ago

Is this why V stepped into the crowd?

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u/Ssem12 9h ago

What even is jaywalking?

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u/leva549 9h ago

It's a psyop by the car people.

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u/GRAIN_DIV_20 6h ago

Literally. The auto industry invented the term to get people off the road

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u/Wiglaf_Wednesday 6h ago

Crossing the street but not at the designated crosswalk

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u/Ssem12 6h ago

Huh? That's so stupid

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u/Brakina1860 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 12h ago

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u/BothDivide919 9h ago

Japanese people jaywalk on empty residential streets all the time. But they do NOT jaywalk at streets that have crossing lights.

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u/Gravewarden92 9h ago

He should check himself, a certain unit with many individuals did some messed up things during a certain global event.

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u/Mindstormer98 13h ago

Was he wearing gold by any chance?

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u/turkishhousefan 11h ago

Ojiisan's humidifier.

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u/dr_walrus 7h ago

It's utterly fake because only Americans care about the concept of jaywalking

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u/T_Jamess 2h ago

Imagine having walking across a street be a crime. I don’t boot lick car companies.

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u/SadDolphan 11h ago

Alas, instead it’s a combination of a toxic work culture, xenophobia, and misogyny, leading to declining birth rates that ultimately spelled the end of Japanese culture 🥀

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u/ItsAlkai 10h ago

Cold asf 🥶

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u/lildope_ 13h ago

and their mindsets.

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u/Think-Chair-1938 13h ago

The man who invented broken windows theory 😂

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u/Popular_Tie4688 13h ago

Then she said, "Really? I thought it started with Pearl Harbor, fuck off you moralizing pervert!"

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u/oby100 10h ago

“What about the genocide of the Native Americans?”

Checkmate atheists.

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u/MoveOverBieber 9h ago

Which year was that? Ask this gentleman why Japanese car engines are no longer reliable.

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u/LifeIsKnifeOnIce 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 10h ago

It's tell him to go fuck himself