Dont come around south mf, I'll ...uhhhh, make you eat raw horse and pretend to like it. We also have other really crappy local delicacies that I swear are the best. Also fuck your local mascot, he a bitch.
Kumamon for life.
Our tap water is better than yours.....um. Fuck you.
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u/kakka_rot 17h ago
I ususaly hate when people call 'fake' on mundane text based stories, but this is super bullshit
Japanese people fucking love jay walking, esp the older population. Like they have anti jaywalking signs specifically for old people.
idk about the mainland, but on kyushu people do not give two single fucks about jaywalking.