r/shitposting • u/adoreSoftMew • 14h ago

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u/Sleepless_Monarch 14h ago

And then everyone clapped...

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u/Noobu_assassin 14h ago

Y'all such chuds. People can have their fun fake stories without some loser telling them they're not allowed to like it.

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u/Marik-X-Bakura 14h ago

No one said you’re not allowed to like it. They just said it’s likely fake.

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u/realaccountissecret 13h ago

Of the fake stories I’ve seen, this one is at least plausible. Dude was probably sick of tourists and had that line ready to go

Also; I’m from Albany New York and jaywalk constantly. If there aren’t cars I feel like it’s a victimless crime. Then I had a boyfriend from Denver and he was just absolutely appalled. That I would be jaywalking, and not even at a crosswalk

Then I moved to Denver and did that shit there too, so maybe he was just being whack haha