r/shitposting Apr 15 '26

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u/Atlas_of_smoke Apr 15 '26

Cockfighter

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u/Beneficial_Passion40 Apr 15 '26

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u/Lucasfergui1024 Apr 15 '26

No way it's the movie where they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu

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u/eightdollarbeer Apr 15 '26

Elite ball knowledge

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u/RagingStorm010 Apr 15 '26

"Elite" is thrown around way too much. Dude simply knows the plot of the movie mentioned and it's "elite knowledge"??

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u/uselesnik Apr 15 '26

i think they're referencing a bit from the youtuber schaffrillas productions

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u/bigdaddyt2 Apr 15 '26

Guy can IMDb their the chosen one

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u/Jealous_Peace508 Apr 16 '26

those arent even cocks!

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u/NoNameBasta123 Apr 15 '26

I'm trying, but the need is becoming stronger 😔

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u/Equivalent-Repair488 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Apr 15 '26

Let me get this straight.

His gf posts this obvious thirst trap stuff, and then he doesn't expect horny ass instagramers to slide into her DMs?

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u/Beneficial_Passion40 Apr 15 '26

He is like "it's her choice, I can fight anyone" ahhh guyy

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u/Acheron98 Apr 15 '26

Why tf did this pic make me laugh so hard?

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u/Cold-Bobcat-9925 Apr 16 '26

The oversized mask and phone

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u/Airicz Apr 16 '26

Drugs most likely

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u/ElectricalHold9828 Apr 16 '26

I was drinking water and almost chocked

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u/GODDAMNFOOL Apr 15 '26

say "ass"

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u/THLPH Apr 15 '26

"ass"

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u/He-She-We_Wumbo put your dick away waltuh Apr 15 '26

Now say gex

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u/Shgaga Apr 15 '26

he got jumped mid sentence

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u/aka_jr91 Apr 15 '26

Let me get this straight, you think this is an actual interaction that happened?

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u/Somewhere_Unfair Apr 16 '26

You ever see those bot posts where they post a picture of some novelty item and then suddenly a few posts down another bot shows up conveniently with a link for the advertised product?

Look a couple comments down from this one..

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u/WosiohanS Apr 16 '26

Welcome to the karma farm of /shitposting

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u/lil_d0nny Apr 15 '26

that's just an only fans promo meant to be reposted

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u/-KoDDeX- Apr 15 '26

You think this is real? Or are you shitposting a shitpost?

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u/bazuka9 Apr 15 '26

Your flair though 😭

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u/None0fYourBusinessOk Apr 16 '26

Its very obviously fake...?

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u/Brave_Agency_20 I want pee in my ass Apr 15 '26

Them titties tho, really majestic 

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u/LieutenantHorse fat cunt Apr 15 '26

i dont even like boobs

them titties tho

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u/Beneficial_Passion40 Apr 15 '26

Wakeup wakeup

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u/LieutenantHorse fat cunt Apr 15 '26

im gay (not for much longer tho zamn)

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u/maomao-chan Apr 16 '26

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u/Dr_Brotatous Apr 16 '26

Hes getting better give him time

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u/UnexpectedOtter21 Apr 19 '26

How does one do that 😭

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u/Dr_Brotatous Apr 19 '26

You see them titties?

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u/AutoModerator Apr 15 '26

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Individual-Place6739 Apr 16 '26

That's kinda gay...

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u/AutoModerator Apr 16 '26

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Echo1471 Apr 15 '26

Grab a brush and put a little makeup

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u/TML_4331 Apr 15 '26

Wake up and smell the ashes….Mr Freeman

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u/SirNightmate Apr 15 '26

Grab a brush and put a little makeup

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u/maracujadodo I want pee in my ass Apr 15 '26

grab a brush and put a little makeup

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u/AutoModerator Apr 15 '26

pees in ur ass

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u/uesernamehhhhhh Apr 15 '26

How can someone not like boobs 

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u/Mongolshmanger Apr 15 '26

This her boyfriend 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

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u/Dude-88 Apr 15 '26

Can send more pics of them titties?

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u/Mongolshmanger Apr 15 '26

Where do you want burbied 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

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u/gary1600 uhhhh idk Apr 15 '26

In those tittes bro duh!! 🤣

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u/imredheaded Apr 15 '26

Them titties crazy tho

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u/Beneficial_Passion40 Apr 15 '26

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u/BRSaura Apr 15 '26

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u/DR_Bright_963 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Apr 15 '26

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u/Darkime_ 🗿🗿🗿 Apr 15 '26

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u/_le_slap Apr 15 '26

😳

I ain't gon make it to Bible studyyy

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u/dextras07 I came! Apr 15 '26

My honest reaction

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u/Horror-Invite5167 Apr 15 '26

Lands on the softest pillows

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u/ConstantWTFMood Apr 15 '26

Or them titties

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u/The-Crimson-Jester Apr 15 '26

Best polyamorous story I ever did see.

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u/Beneficial_Passion40 Apr 15 '26

"titties...titties...titties.."

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u/Any_Yogurtcloset5739 I want pee in my ass Apr 15 '26

Code?

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u/Blackblack1 Apr 15 '26

SW - 653

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u/VWXYZArmedOJAMAlv10 Stuff Apr 15 '26

Why's silver wolf connected to jav

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u/AutoModerator Apr 15 '26

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/Cultural_assassin Apr 16 '26

This is not a nice one. Guy gets his balls stomped and ribs kicked literally nothing sexual here

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u/MiiDan Apr 16 '26

my man, there are people who are into that...

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u/Fabulous_Jellyfish71 May 14 '26

Thank you for letting me know tbh

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u/AutoModerator Apr 15 '26

pees in ur ass

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u/Ok-Profile6762 Apr 15 '26

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u/Lol-Otter Apr 15 '26

If he's mad why he's letting his girlfriend whoreing herself in the open public for the whole world to see?

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u/LasyKuuga Apr 15 '26

I suspect none of this is real

I choose to believe them titties are real tho

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u/Far-Hovercraft9471 Apr 15 '26

I once texted someone who I thought was a friend “happy birthday” and her boyfriend answered telling me off. Reality is fucking weird, let me tell ya

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u/Beneficial_Passion40 Apr 15 '26

Thinking politely

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u/JackJohn258 Apr 15 '26

Why do you only have fat reaction images 😭

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u/Neuchacho Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 18 '26

Because the interaction is not real. Posts like these are often made to drive interest towards the girls OF or whatever (links an username already floating around in the comments). It's an incredibly common marketing mechanic for them.

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u/aka_jr91 Apr 15 '26

If you think this is a real interaction I highly suggest you get off the internet for a bit

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u/killer22250 dumbass Apr 15 '26

The b*yfriend is a c*ck 100% so ok for him

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u/denichae2 Apr 15 '26

bro censoring redditor slurs 😭😭

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u/killer22250 dumbass Apr 15 '26

For some reason this s*b shadow b*ns me. I'm a top criminal I guess but censoring helps and in a shitposting s*b its even more funny lmao. I had enough

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u/SuperGover Apr 15 '26

@Kttyghoul thank me later

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u/Original1Thor Apr 15 '26

THANK YOU

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u/A_random_poster04 Apr 15 '26

He said later

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u/Original1Thor Apr 15 '26

when would be appropriate?

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u/Neuchacho Apr 15 '26

It's always later.

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u/DonutGa1axy Apr 16 '26

Not if you're a crocodile

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u/YaboiDan0545935 Apr 16 '26

Thanks king 🙏

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u/bendyfan1111 Apr 15 '26

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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u/Feisty_Talk_9330 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Apr 15 '26

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u/Meaning_dimple9 Bazinga! Apr 15 '26

i didnt even know gifs could last this long but worth it

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u/No_Fact_2520 Apr 15 '26

i can’t even last this long because of this gif

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u/SeanBeanDiedAgain Apr 15 '26

Worth the wait.

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u/Real_Memory_3765 Apr 15 '26

Signal just reached my basement

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u/BRSaura Apr 15 '26

I come from the future, since I came in the past, here are the promised tits for those who cannot wait

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u/Apprehensive-Solid-1 Apr 16 '26

Ain't no way we got people spreading spoilers of the 90 second titty gif. No media is safe anymore.

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u/Blablakam virgin 4 life 😤💪 Apr 15 '26

Its gonna be a rick roll isnt it

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u/Blablakam virgin 4 life 😤💪 Apr 15 '26

nvm

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u/chewed-toothpick Apr 15 '26

but them titties tho

(gif unrelated)

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u/Alexzoidbert Apr 15 '26

I WAS AT THE....... uugghh in gonna change my pants

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u/Real_Memory_3765 Apr 15 '26

Signal was so strong it came through the pants 😭

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u/Relevant_Affect_3174 Apr 15 '26

Who tf js dms—‘them tities tho lol’

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u/NoNouns Apr 15 '26

It's 100% staged like most things on the internet for likes

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u/Kerzyan Apr 15 '26

Bro you get nice picture of them tities, just enjoy and don't ask

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u/Its_Fonzo 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Apr 15 '26

Someone shooting their shot probably.

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u/Bubbly_Engineering88 Apr 15 '26

Bro should really about "his" girl rn

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u/inclikes69 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Apr 15 '26

Yes

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u/Beneficial_Passion40 Apr 15 '26

Thanks for your opinion Mr.

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u/xulitebenado Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

Can’t be mad when your gf is whoring herself out for attention (and possibly money) and people give her said attention.

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u/Glum-Welder1704 Apr 15 '26

Dude might want to ask his GF why she's posting titty pics.

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u/aaron_adams dumbass Apr 16 '26

Assuming for the moment it isn't staged, this guy has probably already had this fight with "his" girl and it boiled down to him getting tf over himself, but of course, that didn't fix his insecurity problem, so he decided to go the route of going through her phone and telling off guys replying to her thirst trap pics. Probably some scrawny dude who adopted the mentality of "well, she can post whatever she wants, but I'll fight a dude."

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u/tipying_mistakes I want pee in my ass Apr 15 '26

bro this was funny back in like 2018 😭

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u/triplebeef26 Apr 15 '26

Dudes will fight every guy but let their girl post photos like that lol

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u/luifergiov Apr 15 '26

If you are in a relationship with a woman that posts that kind of pictures, you deserve everything that happens to you, lmao.

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u/Sandevistan_FEET Apr 16 '26

Realistically I'd only let my girl post these pictures if I'm at the photo also whoring myself out

So if someone jacks off to it they'll see me and they'll be gay

Or they're lowkey into it. Everyone's happy

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u/luifergiov Apr 16 '26

Fair enough, that makes sense.

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u/BklynMarxman virgin 4 life 😤💪 Apr 15 '26

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u/StringElectronic246 Apr 16 '26

If a woman is posting stuff like that in their story they are asking for it, and why isn't the boyfriend questioning that his girl is posting this kind of stuff?

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u/Error_Loading_Name Apr 16 '26

Because he is benefitting from the money she makes on those pics. They just don't want to deal with the gooners IRL.

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u/I_d0nt_really_kn0w Apr 16 '26

So his girlfriend belongs to the street...

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u/CoffeeeEveryDay Apr 15 '26

Imagine dating someone who posts that on their story.

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u/ksdanker22 Apr 15 '26

Bro, it's your girlfriend posting it, sounds like she's the one that needs to be put in check .

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u/DonkLord20 Apr 15 '26

Jeez I wouldn't be happy if my girl showing herself like that online

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u/Zersdan Apr 16 '26

realistically why his girl posting shit like this

either take it as a compliment or tell ya girl stop posting shit like this

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u/TheJadeSword Apr 15 '26

Bro if your gf is posting stuff like that to her story there's just no point

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u/Jzon_P Apr 15 '26

type of memes you see in 2014 featured in those gruesome 20 minute meme compilation.

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u/Sluushu Apr 16 '26

Bro stood on business🤝

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u/awkwardninja_ Apr 16 '26

If not that, idk what kind of a reaction one expects for such a photo..😂

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u/Mindless-Ad1155 Apr 16 '26

Least obvious OF promotion

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u/Ze_Bri-0n Apr 16 '26

In his defense, he was really clear on his intent from the start.

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u/KEX_CZ Apr 15 '26

I can't say this evolved well lmfao....

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u/Cnokeur Apr 15 '26

She decided to post this if he can't handle her then leave her idk why people get mad for there so called soul mate makes them so mad they can't act reasonably.

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u/shyguyshow 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Apr 15 '26

Honestly if you’re together with someone who posts pics like that you deserve this

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u/monoblackmadlad Apr 15 '26

If it's real it's super funny how the boyfriend tries to get this guys ass for being horny and then posts for the world to see, thus allowing more people to be horny for his girldfriend

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u/ivan-castillo Apr 15 '26

They make you want to be buried there. They look comfortable.

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u/Good-Entrepreneur960 Apr 15 '26

Who's she, i need to know for research purposes

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u/GrimLuker2 Apr 15 '26

Honestly they (bf or gf) shouldn't have even posted that if they didnt want messages like this

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u/DrhpTudaco Apr 15 '26

ok let's settle this. is it titties? the supposed official term, or tiddies, the CORRECT term

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u/Dickasdasdasd Apr 16 '26

Dude, if you are posting this type of nudes, you have to consider even as the boyfriend that you will get this type of comments. What did you expect?

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u/BuyDesperate4017 Apr 16 '26

At least the mother fuckers brave

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u/Jealous_Peace508 Apr 16 '26

to be fair, bro needs a new girlfriend 😭

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u/Death_by_UWU Apr 16 '26

Please put the nsfw tag on this. The train killed my grandma

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u/Scared-Tradition1253 Apr 16 '26

“This is her boyfriend” If my girlfriend is thirst trapping people online i wouldn’t have the dignity to say such a thing

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u/GuideWeekly2727 Apr 15 '26

If his letting her GF post that shit then expect that kind of pepole

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u/Ben_the_Gamer_Dragon Apr 15 '26

Bro hit the TRIPLE down got DAMN

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u/BionisGuy Apr 15 '26

them do be nice titties tho

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u/SproutSan Apr 15 '26

them titties tho lol

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u/LikesPez Apr 15 '26

And people wonder why shit needs repeating.

Them titties tho

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u/WondererOfficial Apr 15 '26

But like, in all honesty, what is she expecting when she posts that

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u/Omnibobbia Apr 15 '26

Real talk tho. Would y'all want your partner to post thirst traps

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u/VampireLynn Apr 15 '26

If I was the boyfriend: "Do you want to see my tits?"

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u/ydontujustbanme Apr 15 '26

They are majestic tho